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[Arnie]

on football related news though a bit old, CR7 has refused to extend his contract. expires in 2015 we still got time.

Wilbury's cumming on his face as we speak.

 

[bud]

there are times when i think about tasting my own cum.

but... once you do it, you can't undo it.

 

[fadetoblack]

on football related news though a bit old, CR7 has refused to extend his contract. expires in 2015 we still got time.

What thread do you think this is, mate?

This is Masturbation |OT| CUM VEST

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I'm glad I stayed up for this shit. FootyGaf is a special little place

 

[Wilbur]

Something about the idea of you working in a kitchen, Wilbury, doesn't sit right with me.

I wouldn't touch his fucking food.

Unless he made me a fish pie with a creamy mash roof.

Wilbury's cumming on his face as we speak.

 

[Turok_TTZ]

Wilbury's cumming on his face as we speak.

stop making me laugh and cry Football gaf.

concerned at the rejection. we actually offered cr7 a proper raise on his salary. plus with beckhams law no longer in effect once he renews, we will be paying alot more than we shud just to keep him happy.

he still is sad it seems.

 

[Messi]

You guys are awful sometimes.

 

[fadetoblack]

Edit: Messi, have you found inspiration for masturbating yet? Or has oliviawilde.rar let you down?

 

[Wilbur]

stop making me laugh and cry Football gaf.

concerned at the rejection. we actually offered cr7 a proper raise on his salary. plus with beckhams law no longer in effect once he renews, we will be paying alot more than we shud just to keep him happy.

he still is sad it seems.

He's only sad because no one talks about cum at Madrid

 

[pulga]

Somewhere, Andres is twitching to post his heathen masturbatory habits.

#BanAndres

I wonder if Messi jacked off to Olivia tonight.

But it should be salty and disgusting like a Mc Donalds meal, not like a fruit. If the unfortunate female isn't left with regret and a disgust at herself I feel like I haven't done my job properly.



Fuck I also live right next to a retirement home, it sucks man.

We never did get out "Shamed like in..." [OT] ;_;

Mumei, pls.

 

[Turok_TTZ]

He's only sad because no one talks about cum at Madrid

 

[fadetoblack]

Fuck Andres. YEAH I SAID IT.

 

[Wilbur]

Fuck Andres. YEAH I SAID IT.

I'd rather eat my own cum and then wear old socks than fuck Andres

 

[Messi]

I wonder if Messi jacked off to Olivia tonight.

Currently scouting new Olivia material to use. but its nearly 4am. someone find me some lol

 

[Broder Salsa]

Currently scouting new Olivia material to use. but its nearly 4am. someone find me some lol

I thought you would have like everything at this point, carefully organized with tags and by date.

 

[Arnie]

I am actually glad Andres isn't here for this little discussion.

I imagine donkeys and Aunties will be thrown into the mix and that's the sort of imagery you can't erase.

Festive holidays are stupid, I'm sat around at 3:52 talking about jizz because of this backwards sleeping pattern.

 

[Turok_TTZ]

on the subject of masterbation, any of ye play with yer arse? I don't but the guys i know that do that kind of stuff keep hyping it to me. shud I listen to the hype or its not for everyone?

 

[Wilbur]

Currently scouting new Olivia material to use. but its nearly 4am. someone find me some lol

Close enough? Look how hot he is

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I'd rather eat my own cum and then wear old socks than fuck Andres

Andres probably has loads of STDs. I don't think they use condoms when they make love with a donkey

 

[Broder Salsa]

The thought of Andres ploughing one of his cousins excites me a bit to be honest.

 

[Messi]

I thought you would have like everything at this point, carefully organized with tags and by date.

I've said before that I had stupid amounts of stuff before my hard drive failed and now I have a fairly small collection of stuff.

 

[pulga]

Pulga there was a study where guys ate a strict diet of either fish, meat, fruits, or sweets and their ladies tried to guess which diet they were on. They said it affected the taste, but I think its bullshit.

Also, pineapple is not an acceptable piece of fruit. Not even on pizza, you fucking animals who eat Hawaiian.

Edit: Didn't know Mumei was a lady. That's great! Is she the only lady in footygaf? Last time we had a lady in here that I remember it was also a female mod, and that didn't end well. But Mumei is fucking class.

Well, I think the protein makes our cum salty! So I'm thinking it might be true. Seeing Wilbury and Freewheelin are the only FootyGAF members who see each other everyday, they must step up to the plate and be our test subjects.

That or Quiche can drop by again. Do it for SCIENCE!

 

[Wilbur]

on the subject of masterbation, any of ye play with yer arse? I don't but the guys i know that do that kind of stuff keep hyping it to me. shud I listen to the hype or its not for everyone?

I keep reading your posts in my head in some vaguely Eastern European accent and laughing at them

Poster Of The Year

1. Turok_ITK

 

[Turok_TTZ]

The thought of Andres ploughing one of his cousins excites me a bit to be honest.

lewd.

 

[Messi]

on the subject of masterbation, any of ye play with yer arse? I don't but the guys i know that do that kind of stuff keep hyping it to me. shud I listen to the hype or its not for everyone?

 

[bud]

on the subject of masterbation, any of ye play with yer arse? I don't but the guys i know that do that kind of stuff keep hyping it to me. shud I listen to the hype or its not for everyone?

you just know turok has already finger banged himself, and is just looking for some validation.

 

[Wilbur]

I am actually glad Andres isn't here for this little discussion.

I imagine donkeys and Aunties will be thrown into the mix and that's the sort of imagery you can't erase.

Festive holidays are stupid, I'm sat around at 3:52 talking about jizz because of this backwards sleeping pattern.

Firstly, it's 3:48

Secondly, you sound resentful. These are the best of times, Arnold. Why even bother watching Liverpool any more when you can score more with a buttplug

The thought of Andres ploughing one of his cousins excites me a bit to be honest.

I want to know what Andres looks like before I commit masturbating time to him

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

on the subject of masterbation, any of ye play with yer arse? I don't but the guys i know that do that kind of stuff keep hyping it to me. shud I listen to the hype or its not for everyone?

I play around a little when I'm wiping my arse, yeah. Not too much lately, it's a little dry down there

 

[Messi]

Wait, Mumei is a girl? heh, its odd how I assume everyone on GAF is a guy. Except Devolution.

 

[Wilbur]

Well, I think the protein makes our cum salty! So I'm thinking it might be true. Seeing Wilbury and Freewheelin are the only FootyGAF members who see each other everyday, they must step up to the plate and be our test subjects.

That or Quiche can drop by again. Do it for SCIENCE!

What is your fascination with me and bro doing jizz shit together :lol :lol

Also, fuck Quiche. I shan't have the semen of a Chelsea fan near or on my face.

I play around a little when I'm wiping my arse, yeah. Not too much lately, it's a little dry down there

This is bordering on too weird for me

Dry LOOOOOOOL

I can't understand what's wrong with my life

These are the worst of times, Arnold. Return to your possession football, for we have lost the battle of Afer Dark

Mumei is a guy

 

[Turok_TTZ]

you just know turok has already finger banged himself, and is just looking for some validation.

truth be told too scared to try it. i keep chickening out...

 

[Broder Salsa]

Don't be such prudes. You haven't really masturbated before you have found yourself with a toothbrush up your ass, remember to throw it out afterwards unless it's someones toothbrush you don't like.

I want to know what Andres looks like before I commit masturbating time to him

Imagine him like this myself.

Falcao looks like the kind of guy who would snort a few lines.

 

[Messi]

I've touched it. felt like maybe I went a bit too far. felt like what a tiny dick would, I think.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Well, I think the protein makes our cum salty! So I'm thinking it might be true. Seeing Wilbury and Freewheelin are the only FootyGAF members who see each other everyday, they must step up to the plate and be our test subjects.

That or Quiche can drop by again. Do it for SCIENCE!

Wilbz and Freewheelin are related and Quiche is a minor. That's a slippery slope, mate. Only see that kind of thing in hentai

 

[Wilbur]

Don't be such prudes. You haven't really masturbated before you have found yourself with a toothbrush up your ass, remember to throw it out afterwards unless it's someones toothbrush you don't like.

Imagine him like this myself.

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Then it is time to wank. Falcao is hot. Nice hair, nice colour skin, wonderful ability.

At a house party once my friend put all seven family members' toothbrushes up his arse and wiped them around the rim of his dick.

 

[Turok_TTZ]

I'm just gonna assume its not for me. hell i havent even tried it yet, too scared. i have no problems wiping myself but actually touching myself down there.... makes me real nervous.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I'm just gonna assume its not for me. hell i havent even tried it yet. i have no problems wiping myself but actually touching myself down there.... makes me real nervous.

You should go get your prostate checked, just to see if it might be something for you.

 

[Messi]

Guys, I am not finding anything I like here. it feels defeatist to wank to tron again.

 

[bud]

At a house party once my friend put all seven family members' toothbrushes up his arse and wiped them around the rim of his dick.

... all at once?

 

[Wilbur]

Guys, I am not finding anything I like here. it feels defeatist to wank to tron again.

Wank to the original Tron for a laugh

 

[Arnie]

These really are dark times. Funny, but dark.

Wank to the original Tron for a laugh

:lol :lol

 

[Turok_TTZ]

Guys, I am not finding anything I like here. it feels defeatist to wank to tron again.

tron? wth?

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I'm just gonna assume its not for me. hell i havent even tried it yet, too scared. i have no problems wiping myself but actually touching myself down there.... makes me real nervous.

You could ask GayGAF for advise if you'd like to get into that

 

[Wilbur]

... all at once?

Think it was two at a time for the majority, the remaining one venturing up there alone.

These really are dark times. Funny, but dark.

This is what happens when there's no football on. I don't know how I'll cope in the summer.

 

[Sloosha]

You should go get your prostate checked, just to see if it might be something for you.

Seems like it would be a slippery slope from there - Like Icarus flying too close to the bum.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

This is what happens when there's no football on. I don't know how I'll cope in the summer.

It's only been a day.

This will not end well

 

[Turok_TTZ]

You could ask GayGAF for advise if you'd like to get into that

nope. dont want to give anyone there the wrong idea. im taken! by my girl. my girl is my fap material.

*looks over shoulder*

 

[Arnie]

This is what happens when there's no football on. I don't know how I'll cope in the summer.

I'll have banked my degree, not found a graduate job, and will be spending my evenings reading this goz before waking up for a shift at WHSmith Preston. If I don't kill myself before 2014 it's a stonewall miracle.

Seems like it would be a slippery slope from there - Like Icarus flying too close to the bum.

oh looorrrrddddd

 

[Messi]

tron? wth?

 

[Turok_TTZ]

her hair is her only highlight.