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Football Thread |OT10| A Street Ass Named Premier
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Lets not have this argument again.
pulga
Banned
Confession time: I once fingerbanged a girl with my big toe. She appeared to like it!
Go for it bro, lord knows we're getting reamed up to the throat in the Liga as it is. I imagine slipping a pinky in there should be no real problem. D:
Go for it bro, lord knows we're getting reamed up to the throat in the Liga as it is. I imagine slipping a pinky in there should be no real problem. D:
Baconsaurus Rex
Member
I think I'm better off pulling an all-nighter. Even if that means that I'll fall asleep during the Hobbit tonight
That's not called finger banging
Broder Salsa
Banned
That guy got a bigger camel toe than Wilde in tron.
PrematureQuiche
Member
Fuck You!
Oh. Yeah, no thanks.
I was going to bring you a plastic flag back from the game but we actually didn't have any there
Broder Salsa
Banned
Not even a Brøndby shirt could stop me, would just go full on Max Hardcore (minus the rape).
I was going to bring you a plastic flag back from the game but we actually didn't have any there
Bullshit man.
Fuck You!
Oh. Yeah, no thanks.
I was going to bring you a plastic flag back from the game but we actually didn't have any there
I would have shit on the bonnet of your car and smeared it all over with the flag, before sticking the flagpole in your exhaust pipe (not a euphemism), then thanked you for what my brother insisted was a lovely day and then sent you on your way.
I mean, it would be weird if I pulled out and accidentally spunked all over the madrid kit. I might actually feel bad. Although my aim is now usually that bad.
Baconsaurus Rex
Member
How many Inter jerseys do have? I'm just saying...
The Atticus
Member
This really is a special place.
Baconsaurus Rex
Member
Time for some Mega Milk
you're going out with a girl who is perfect
you have a great sex life
you love her
one day she surprises you with a strap-on
you think it's furniture which weirds you out a bit
she says she wants to use it on you
she'd never tell anyone
it'd feel great she says
do you let her?
a great poet of our time (ali g) had this to say on the matter:
"But me would never feel completely comfortable being bummed by a man. Me feel strongly that me exit hole should stay me exit hole and never become me entry hole, you know what l is saying?"
he is talking about a man though
it's kind of like that bit in lord of the rings
the black rider says that no man can kill him
"i am no man" says the woman who kills him
would ali let himself get bummed by a woman (julie)?
you have a great sex life
you love her
one day she surprises you with a strap-on
you think it's furniture which weirds you out a bit
she says she wants to use it on you
she'd never tell anyone
it'd feel great she says
do you let her?
a great poet of our time (ali g) had this to say on the matter:
"But me would never feel completely comfortable being bummed by a man. Me feel strongly that me exit hole should stay me exit hole and never become me entry hole, you know what l is saying?"
he is talking about a man though
it's kind of like that bit in lord of the rings
the black rider says that no man can kill him
"i am no man" says the woman who kills him
would ali let himself get bummed by a woman (julie)?
check mah post i forgot to add the sarcasm tag.
if benz leaves by god i will have mou's head.
PrematureQuiche
Member
Footy-GAF is best GAF and always will be <3 Well, until this is locked when Mumei catches up with the thread!
This is tame compared to the sexdoll chat.
PrematureQuiche
Member
nonononono, this is much worse.
there was a sexdoll.... u know what? forget it. I dont even wanna know wtf happened there.
just sounds wrong.
What a wonderful night that was. Makes me miss Andres.
Baconsaurus Rex
Member
I think deep down, she secretly likes it.
Freewheelin'
Member
LOOOOOOL
No way, I disagree. That was one of the first, if not the first afer dark and Andres was here. You know if he was here it would be much dirtier.
The Atticus
Member
not changing sheets is disgusting and is for cretins
I quote Gary Barlow:
We've come so far and we've reach so high,
And we've look each day and night in the eye
And we're still so young and we hope for more!
We've come a long way, but we're not too sure where we've been.
We've had success, we've had good times, but remember this.
Been on this path of life for so long,
Feel I've walked a thousand miles,
Sometimes strolled hand in hand with love,
Ev'ry body's been there.
With danger on my mind I would stand on the line of hope,
I knew I could make it,
Once I knew the boundaries,
I looked into the clouds and saw my face in the moonlight,
Just then I realised whata fool I could be,
Just cause I look so high I don't have to see me,
Finding a paradise wasn't easy but still,
There's a road going down the other side of this hill.
Never forget where you've come here from,
Never pretend that it's all real,
Someday soon this will all be someone else's dream,
This will be someone else's dream.
Baconsaurus Rex
Member
Fucking brothers. How does it work
Saw it before the edit.
Saw it before the edit.
Fuck Madrid!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNf2wzmRXmg
Broder Salsa
Banned
It got really weird when he started talking about how he wanted to decrypt my brain so he could keep it on his robot sex doll, in the drunk thread of course as I think he got confused with where he was.
Think I had posts deleted that night. :lol
PrematureQuiche
Member
Mumei, ban him. Clearly an alt. His brother more than likely doesn't even have an account all just an elaborate plan!
I was wondering about the possibility of creating a mildly sentient Olivia sex robot and we got into discussing the moral and physical implications of that, along with discussing what oliviabots range of abilitys would be. Andres came in here talking about said sexdoll and we ended up with a sexdoll with falcaos face on it.
The Atticus
Member
As for the ass play.. my mate stuck some wood up once. he loved it. not for me though
Not changing sheets ever is disgusting. Changing sheets after your balls have made contact is just a bit weird, though.
There's a middle ground somewhere, and it involves spunk.
Broder Salsa
Banned
Did your mate love sticking wood up your ass or his own? Feel like we are missing some crucial details here.
Do you have a mullet?
My friend used to put Pepperamis up there in the shower because he didn't want to get shit on his finger, and that was the closest/skinniest thing to it
dude, are you talking about actual wood? like, something that was part of a tree once?
So I just started watching Liverpool at Stoke after being out all day (I saw Les Mis! It was pretty entertaining though some of them really can't sing all that well and when the cacophony of voices started up I started tuning it out because I couldn't understand anything, and also Amanda Seyfried's gigantic eyes and whoever was playing Marius' gigantic mouth were highly distracting to me. But I digress.).
I hope it's good~
I hope it's good~
Broder Salsa
Banned
Baconsaurus Rex
Member
Please Mumei, don't read the last couple of pages.
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