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[Carbonox]

Out of QT's films, Kill Bill and Pulp Fiction are my favourites. Didn't like Reservoir Dogs and Inglorious Basterds was just OK. Haven't seen Jackie Brown or Kill Bill 2 yet. Django looks good though.

 

[Salazar]

Wenger on #nufc: "At Old Trafford at times they made Manchester United look vulnerable defensively. They could have won"

:lol, you're one to talk.

George Riley ‏@georgeyboy
Phil Brown has just told us on @bbc5live Breakfast that he has sent his CV in to be the new #Blackburn Rovers manager

Holy shit.

 

[Carbonox]

I might send my CV in at Blackburn. Got about as much chance as anyone else on the planet to get them out of the rut given the trash running the club.

Tigger please, Small Soldiers is on ITV2 in 20 minutes.

 

[dc89]

I propose a crack team of us lot to manage Blackburn. Who is in?

 

[Salazar]

I propose a crack team of us lot to manage Blackburn. Who is in?

doicare as physio
dc for pr
I'll mow the pitch
Arnie for chef
Soi Fong for motivation

 

[Yen]

I propose a crack team of us lot to manage Blackburn. Who is in?

Can I be goalie?

 

[dc89]

doicare as physio
dc for pr
I'll mow the pitch
Arnie for chef
Soi Fong for motivation

Can I be goalie?

Of course! Sounds good to me! What can Jeff do, it's only right he has a place in this crack management team.

---

We better beat Norwich

 

[Willkiller]

I propose a crack team of us lot to manage Blackburn. Who is in?

I'm in.

As a Newcastle fan I'm an expert in administering false hope to others.

 

[Salazar]

Any Newcastle players to return, or is it likely to be the same lot minus Anita ?

 

[Mastadon]

Wilbury would have a promising career in sports psychology

 

[Willkiller]

Any Newcastle players to return, or is it likely to be the same lot minus Anita ?

Probably the latter, although Tiote might be back.

 

[Carbonox]

Any Newcastle players to return, or is it likely to be the same lot minus Anita ?

Tiote returns, otherwise yeah, same bunch of players minus Anita who will return at Everton most likely.

 

[Yen]

Wilbury would have a promising career in sports psychology

Probably a bit too Freudian for that.

 

[Salazar]

Obertan actually looked capable, no ?

Frogie presser underway. Praising Giggs and Chicha.

 

[Willkiller]

I can't fucking wait for the transfer window.

Obertan actually looked capable, no ?

Got the assist for Cisse's goal. There is hope for him.

 

[Salazar]

Young the Fearless and Welberg could be back.

No mention of Shinji yet. C'MOOOOON.

 

[Carbonox]

Obertan's an improvement over Gutierrez.

There, I said it.

FORGIVE ME JESUS.

 

[Mastadon]

Probably a bit too Freudian for that.

I was thinking more of a punishment than an aid.

 

[Willkiller]

Obertan's an improvement over Gutierrez.

There, I said it.

FORGIVE ME JESUS.

Can we get Remy and not have this conversation.


Oh god please let us get Remy.

 

[Salazar]

I was thinking more of a punishment than an aid.

The most terrifying masseur in recorded history.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Shock and awe: the Russian club that offered € 250 million for Messi was none other than Anzhi. Now that Messi turned them down they'll probably just settle for Falcao or something. Oh and probably get Mou in the summer too. FFP where are you?

 

[Salazar]

Fergie on Pardew: "He is the worst for haranging referees. His whole staff, every game. He was at it the whole game on Wed."

:lol :lol

More Fergie on Pardew: "He shoves a ref then makes a joke of it, then he's got the cheek to criticise me. It's unbelievable."

Now do Wenger, Frogie. Do Wenger.

 

[KidA Seven]

:lol :lol

Fergie dominating Pardiola.

 

[Lightning]

:lol, you're one to talk.

What? He's right and this season our defence has not been the problem.

 

[Salazar]

Fergie attack on Pardew (cont): "He forgets the help I've given him, by the way."

Damn Pards.

 

[FootballFan]

Shock and awe: the Russian club that offered € 250 million for Messi was none other than Anzhi. Now that Messi turned them down they'll probably just settle for Falcao or something. Oh and probably get Mou in the summer too. FFP where are you?

It's scary to think there are people that can pay that much for a player lol.

 

[Salazar]

Fergie says focus on spat with Dean is price of being at "most famous club in world" not a "wee club in the north-east like Newcastle"

I'm dying here.

Scott Wilson ‏@Scottwilsonecho
Sounds like Fergie is having a right go at Pardew at his presser. Loves to dish it out - clearly not quite so good at taking it..

Fuck off Scott.

 

[KidA Seven]

Fergie going in.

:lol Kyoufu

 

[Willkiller]

I wish Ashley Williams would kick a ball of Fergie's loose neck.

 

[Lightning]

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2892/transfer-zone/2012/12/28/3632885/-

Yes please don't sign him, Arsene. There are a few awesome Newcastle players who could really help us but he's not one of them.

 

[Mastadon]

Sir Froggyson in beast mode. Must have cracked open the whiskey early today.

 

[Yen]

That's poor form and poor trolling from Fergie.

 

[Salazar]

That's poor form and poor trolling from Fergie.

Mmmm, not as gentlemanly as Saint Rafa.

Shinji might make the bench, he says.

 

[Yen]

Mmmm, not as gentlemanly as Saint Rafa.

WAYNE ROONEY

 

[Salazar]

WAYNE ROONEY

Still injured.

Better be ClevGod and Carrick.

 

[Nyx]

Out of QT's films, Kill Bill and Pulp Fiction are my favourites. Didn't like Reservoir Dogs and Inglorious Basterds was just OK. Haven't seen Jackie Brown or Kill Bill 2 yet. Django looks good though.

Jackie Brown is his best work imo.

 

[Sviatoslav]

It's scary to think there are people that can pay that much for a player lol.

Has to spend the money somewhere. Certainly doesn't spend on clothing.

 

[Mastadon]

Mmmm, not as gentlemanly as Saint Rafa.

Shinji might make the bench, he says.

Fact.

Afer dark last night was particularly harrowing. You should all be very ashamed of yourselves.

 

[Yen]

Sweden Adds ‘Zlataner’ to Dictionary, Honoring Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s Dominance on Soccer Field

:lol

 

[Salazar]

Leaked United home shirt 13/14

Wonderful, but the fuck is that collar ?

 

[Mastadon]

Leaked United home shirt 13/14

Wonderful, but the fuck is that collar ?

Not really feeling that at all.

@Kyoufu - Steven Gerrard is in the top 5 for assists, passes made and chances created so far this season. #shit.

 

[Salazar]

Not really feeling that at all.

Nar, it looks like a shit supporters polo.

Bring back this commemorative kit, but let folks customise it. So I can buy one that just has CLEVGOD CLEVGOD CLEVGOD CLEVGOD printed all over it, like.

 

[GolazoDan]

Beautiful trolling from Fergie. Absolutely magnificent stuff. Suck it Pardew.

 

[KidA Seven]

I actually like that kit. So glad it wasn't that other rumored kit.

 

[Salazar]

Beautiful trolling from Fergie. Absolutely magnificent stuff. Suck it Pardew.

Levelling up on dungeon rats like Pardew for the Rafa clash.

 

[GorillaJu]

It cracks me up to hear the same people who pick and prod at every word other managers make to find something to mock cheer on Ferguson's lame press conference trolling.

Also that United kit looks like a golf shirt, and not at all like a soccer uniform. What the fuck is wrong with Nike?

 

[GolazoDan]

It cracks me up to hear the same people who pick and prod at every word other managers make to find something to mock cheer on Ferguson's lame press conference trolling.

Because other managers are terrible at it. Benitez and Mancini, appalling. Wenger at least had some geek/Deirdre Rachid gimmick going on back in the day.

 

[The Atticus]

The only issue I have with it is the collar. Quite like the overall look of it though.

 

[Salazar]

Because other managers are terrible at it.

Yup yup.

And even when Frogie is sub-par, we mostly fucking win. Mancini jogs back to Italy after a derby loss and whines about how much City deserve.

 

[Milchmonster]

Lewis Holtby will leave Schlacke at the end of the season, no new club mentioned yet.