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[Mastadon]

Lewis Holtby will leave Schlacke at the end of the season, no new club mentioned yet.

I think we were linked quite heavily with him at one point? Is he any good Milch?

 

[Milchmonster]

Leaked United home shirt 13/14

Wonderful, but the fuck is that collar ?

It got Puma'd

 

[KidA Seven]

I think we were linked quite heavily with him at one point? Is he any good Milch?

Elsk rated him very highly. You can interpret that however you want.

 

[Salazar]

I think we were linked quite heavily with him at one point? Is he any good Milch?

He looks the part.

 

[Mastadon]

Excellent, I'll get the 'Welcome to Anfield Lewis Holtby |HD|' YouTube montage started then.

 

[Milchmonster]

I think we were linked quite heavily with him at one point? Is he any good Milch?

He's been pretty awful in that blue shirt most of the time. Looked very good in a few matches for Mainz but was also very inconsistent (but was only like 20 years old). He is pretty good for the German U21, though. He could do well at the right club and leaving Schlacke is always a good thing to do

I'm sure he'll go to the PL. Liverpool, Arsenal and Spurs are interested according to rumors. Maybe Arsenal but there's Cazorla, Wilshere and Arteta. I think he could work as 10 at Liverpool, he said his father is a die-hard Everton fan, though

 

[Clegg]

From Fergie's presser:

"Shinji Kagawa wanted to do a warm-up and training on the pitch and he is gettiing close. I'll see what he's like today and I could maybe put him on the bench tomorrow depending on who is available.

 

[GolazoDan]

He did take part in the pre-match warmup the other day. Reckon he'll play in Rooney's place while Rooney recovers from a heavy Christmas.

 

[GorillaJu]

Because other managers are terrible at it. Benitez and Mancini, appalling. Wenger at least had some geek/Deirdre Rachid gimmick going on back in the day.

Ugh, you think Ferguson's inane drunk ramblings aren't terrible? Rose-colored glasses, and all that.

 

[Hixx]

uncle fug is my hero

 

[Salazar]

Nup.

Will be

-----------DeGOD
Smalling--Rio--Evans--Evra
Valencia--Carrick-Clev-Young
------Welberg--RVP

Don't think SAF said anything about Rafa so I assume still unfit. I want Büttner, but Evra keeps scoring fucking goals.

Ugh, you think Ferguson's inane drunk ramblings aren't terrible? Rose-colored glasses, and all that.

Do me a favour. RAWK are scandalised, incidentally. Behaviour wholly unbecoming a Knight of the Realm, fuckin :lol Get back to us when anyone gives a fuck what your manager has to say.

 

[Phantast2k]

Yeah, he's very inconsistent so far, which is normal for this age, but not so much if you compare him to the likes of Götze and I feel like his character/work ethic are questionable.
He might still be a good fit for Arsenal.
With his departure, the smurfs might go all out and sign Sneijder as his replacement because they never give a shit about (wage) hierarchies and such.

/also this:

 

[Mastadon]

Do me a favour. RAWK are scandalised, incidentally. Behaviour wholly unbecoming a Knight of the Realm, fuckin :lol Get back to us when anyone gives a fuck what your manager has to say.

Steady on, I'd listen to BROdgers all day long. He has a dreamy voice.

I'm beyond disappointed that when I googled 'alex ferguson knight', I couldn't find a photoshop of him in armour on horseback.

 

[spidye]

it is rumoured that bayern is interested in holtby. could be an interesting signing.

it's probably fake though since his agent denied any bayern interest and he always said he wants to play in PL

 

[Salazar]

Steady on, I'd listen to BROdgers all day long. He has a dreamy voice.

James Earl Jones is my candidate to succeed Frogie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ6WwC174Yc

 

[GolazoDan]

Ugh, you think Ferguson's inane drunk ramblings aren't terrible? Rose-colored glasses, and all that.

They get the desired reaction. Fergie obviously doesn't believe Newcastle are a wee club but he knows it'll wind them up. Pardew runs his mouth all the time, Fergie's returned fire and chucked a couple of grenades in there with it. "Drunk ramblings", by the way? Nice.

 

[Salazar]

 

[Oxx]

I read through all the Afer Dark festivities.

Great stuff, guys.

 

[Clegg]

Pardew is a cunt.

Kudos to Fergie for putting that small man back in his box.

 

[GorillaJu]

Nup.

Will be

-----------DeGOD
Smalling--Rio--Evans--Evra
Valencia--Carrick-Clev-Young
------Welberg--RVP

Don't think SAF said anything about Rafa so I assume still unfit. I want Büttner, but Evra keeps scoring fucking goals.



Do me a favour. RAWK are scandalised, incidentally. Behaviour wholly unbecoming a Knight of the Realm, fuckin :lol Get back to us when anyone gives a fuck what your manager has to say.

You, being the only FootyGaf member who actually checks Rawk on a daily basis, would be the one to know, not me. I haven't been there in ages, but I appreciate the presumption that because I don't lap up press conference trolling from old men that I must subscribe to your imagined Rawk-member consensus. Then again, you'd be the one to know, not me.

 

[Milchmonster]

it is rumoured that bayern is interested in holtby. could be an interesting signing.

it's probably fake though since his agent denied any bayern interest and he always said he wants to play in PL

The rumour was that Bayern wants him but because there's no place for him, they'll instantly loan him out.

Yeah, Sammer might like to see this happen but Holtby must be retarded to accept that offer.

 

[Salazar]

I don't put you in with them, morsel.

This suddenly-concerned-for-decorum pair can fuck right off.

 

[GolazoDan]

RAWK is good though, you get people with Suarez avatars bemoaning Alex Ferguson's lack of class. Where else can you find that.

 

[spidye]

The rumour was that Bayern wants him but because there's no place for him, they'll instantly loan him out.

Yeah, Sammer might like to see this happen but Holtby must be retarded to accept that offer.

it's pretty dumb if he accepts. there's no way we would bench kroos or müller for him

 

[Oxx]

Man, I need to start eating and drinking like a normal person. And leaving the house like a normal person.

 

[Mastadon]

I don't put you in with them, morsel.

This suddenly-concerned-for-decorum pair can fuck right off.

Who would you bet on in a fight?

 

[Salazar]

SAF banned Sky from this morning's presser over their coverage of Rant-gate. #MUFC

Man, if we can just stop letting in goals, this season is some vintage material.

Fergie: "There was no ranting or raving from me, I was demonstrative. Everyone knows I'm demonstrative, I'm an emotional guy."
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Who would you bet on in a fight?

Wenger has reach but he couldn't damage a pavlova. Pardew looks like a man who does oodles of cardio in front of a mirror.

 

[GolazoDan]

Wenger's like Dhalsim from Street Fighter. THE THINKER.

 

[Salazar]

Newcastle should stick it right up Arsenal anyway.

That ought to cheer ickle Pards up.

 

[Kyoufu]

I hope we molest those Donkeys tomorrow.

 

[Salvadora]

I reckon Arsenal have a good chance tomorrow, what with the players having a long rest and such. I wouldn't bet against Newcastle but they seem to be in disarray at the moment. Secret agent Ba is our inside man.

 

[KidA Seven]

I hope we molest those Donkeys tomorrow.

Bandres?

 

[Salvadora]

Wenger said at the press conference that Ferguson should have been punished.

 

[confuziz]

Fucking hell, first time and last time I ordered a game at Zavvi. Waiting 2 weeks for your game is not cool.

 

[Plasma]

Wenger said at the press conference that Ferguson should have been punished.

No doubt he'll get punished for criticising the decision

 

[GolazoDan]

Sickening heel turn from Arsene Wenger.

 

[Freewheelin']

No doubt he'll get punished for criticising the decision

Yeah Fergie will hunt him down

 

[LanceVance]

Wenger never gets mad because he never sees anything

Eurgh went out last night and ended up throwing up my curry in the sink. First time I've thrown up in a long time

 

[Salvadora]

No doubt he'll get punished for criticising the decision

I almost wish it would happen so I could die from laughter.

Sickening heel turn from Arsene Wenger.

He did it in a classy way I thought. He ackowledged that he hasn't always followed the rules and had been punished, and that Ferguson should be no different. It didn't really feel like a knife in the back to be fair.

 

[Salazar]

Lolbertan should start.

ClevGoal from the crowd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnUKyZTxSCo

:lol "you smarmy stuck up Tyneside bastards"

 

[Yen]

"Everton are a big club, not a small one which Benitez arrogantly said," said Ferguson. "But arrogance is one thing. You cannot forgive contempt, which is what he showed [the Blackburn manager] Sam Allardyce last weekend.

"In my experience no Liverpool manager has ever done that. It was beyond the pale."

.

 

[Mastadon]

Wenger never gets mad because he never sees anything

Eurgh went out last night and ended up throwing up my curry in the sink. First time I've thrown up in a long time

That's okay, your breakfast is sorted at least!

Guys, how much do you pay for your haircuts? I usually pay £22, but my usual place is closed so I went to a barbers offering gents cuts for £8. It looks exactly the same. Fair enough to guy doing it was morbidly obese and smelled like yoghurt, but for a third of the price I can look past that!

 

[Yen]

That's okay, your breakfast is sorted at least!

Guys, how much do you pay for your haircuts? I usually pay £22, but my usual place is closed so I went to a barbers offering gents cuts for £8. It looks exactly the same. Fair enough to guy doing it was morbidly obese and smelled like yoghurt, but for a third of the price I can look past that!

!!!
What do you get for £22?

 

[GolazoDan]

£11, up from £9 which is just scandalous.

 

[Salazar]

I went to a barbers offering gents cuts for £8.

Yup. I get a barber cut for around this. Sometimes feels like an Elizabethan pre-execution cropping, but I like the efficiency of it. To hell with some woman trying to sell me a range of shampoos.

 

[Mastadon]

!!!
What do you get for £22?

The hairdresser rests my head between her breasts.

 

[Salazar]

The hairdresser rests my head between her breasts.

Breast touches on me arms used to make me glad I was wearing a capacious smock.

 

[Willkiller]

The hairdresser rests my head between her breasts.

I'll buy it at a high price.

 

[Slizz]

That's okay, your breakfast is sorted at least!

Guys, how much do you pay for your haircuts? I usually pay £22, but my usual place is closed so I went to a barbers offering gents cuts for £8. It looks exactly the same. Fair enough to guy doing it was morbidly obese and smelled like yoghurt, but for a third of the price I can look past that!

Pretty much the same. 35$ for shampoo, conditioning, haircut and tip.

If I go into any of the cheaper places like Supercuts or something like that, they never end up doing my hair like I ask them, instead I get a generic cut that sucks.

 

[Mastadon]

Breast touches on me arms used to make me glad I was wearing a capacious smock.

Actually the guy who cut my hair today wasn't shy about letting his breasts rub against me either.