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Football Thread |OT10| A Street Ass Named Premier
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Penicillin's not a flavour I'm wholly aware of, though, so to me it's just a banana milkshake.
I think he could have been great but even in his new slender, fro'd guise, he just isn't on the level as players like Parker, Dembele and Sandro. He isn't able to work like they are. That's the number one most important thing these days, you have to be able to put a shift in. Top teams can't carry luxury players any more, the league is too competitive.
I was about to go there. But the weather was so shit I decided to stay home and watch Mad Men
Good FK
Fans are fickle and reactionary.
But when your team is doing shit in Newcastle then you get sacked. #WeeClub
Cabaye to Man utd!
Pardew to Chelsea. It all makes sense.
Vivalaraza
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Villa to Chelsea.
I don't think Pardew was ever that good in the first place.
I agree. I think the reasons for our success last season were:
1) Unknown players. Teams didn't really know what to expect from us due to the signings we made. Ba, Ben Arfa, Cabaye and Cisse gobbled the league up.
2) Few injuries. We pretty much had our first XI all the way through. This season is like the polar opposite.
3) Luck. We got lucky indeed.
I'm not blaming Pardew for our plight though. We didn't spend in the summer and we haven't had our best XI ever in the league. It's just injury after injury and we don't have the squad to cope with that.
Your defence was rock solid in the first half of the season.
Steven Taylor and Colo partnership. He's made of glass though so... Mile Williamson ftl.
adriano999
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That penalty was a joke, lazio players weren't even complaining about it.
Nainggolan is amazing, if he was born in 1978 instead of in 1988, he would've been perfect for us.
Already commented on it when Sunhi posted it.
Look who's back again, for the 46th time:
Robben said he might be playing less games for the Dutch squad to avoid injuries. Might be skipping some of the less important ones.
Vivalaraza
Member
I know, but I noticed how much you loved it
Good. I've never seen so many left-footed injury prone world class players like in the Dutch team!
I know, but I noticed how much you loved it
You are a jerk.
I hope Ba scores a hat-trick at Old Trafford.
I guess you mean VDV, RVP and Robben?
Yup. Though RvP has been injury free for a while, I hope the same happens to Robben. He's only a year younger than him.
Well sometimes Robben just calls it upon him. Like that stupid injury that he walked upon in a friendly against Hungary right before the WC.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHxQofcU-Ng
I mean, what the fuck. And we won that match 6-0 :lol
The_Hitcher89
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Dis Mass Effect ending stretch
Why've I stopped gaining XP?
Why've I stopped gaining XP?
You haven't?
We're back at the start. Louis will take us by the hand, we're back in 2014. Giving some great speeches on the way I hope.
And I don't really care about RVP not performing for the Dutch squad, we have Huntelaar to make up for that. But Louis seems to be switching them now, depending on who we play against. If it's more likely we get lots of balls in the box Huntelaar will be playing. Otherwise RVP. And in the end he's not really shit, just not as good as at Arselol or Man. United.
The_Hitcher89
Member
Kills are only giving me money for some reason
Are you... level 60?
Frogson elaborates on #WeeClub on banned paper. Says lack of trophies, not toon army.
The_Hitcher89
Member
Nah, 50
First play-through has a cap of 50 for some reason. No idea why.
Swedish striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic may have finally met his match but not with another player instead with a cheeky fan who bought the internet domain name Zlatan.fr and set him a number of ridiculous challenges if he wants to win it off him.
The bold Paris Saint-Germain fan, who has opted to remain anonymous, bought the website name shortly after the striker completed his move from AC Milan to the French capital in the summer.
The Swedish superstar is a hit in Paris and is understood to be keen on strengthen his marketing ties in France and the Zlatan.fr domain name would be the perfect way to promote his brand.
And the fan says he is willing to hand over the registration details for free, so long as the striker completes one of the 12 challenges that have been laid out.
In an open letter to the Swede on the website, the fan writes: When you signed in my beloved club, It was an incredible surprise to see that the domain name 'Zlatan.fr' was available.
So, I rushed to book it as I really didn't want a malicious person to take advantage of your name and image.
So now, I give you the opportunity to have it back. And for that, as you can imagine, we wont bother with lawyers and endless procedures. Obviously it would be a waste of time and money for both of us. Instead, I got a much funnier idea. And as I am a very good guy, I let you have the choice of weapons.
The challenges:
1. Offer me a dedicated PSG jersey, with my name on it and the following quote: After Zlatan, you really are the best !
2. Stay at my place for a month. This way, all my life, I could say Ibra? Sure, he used to sleep on my couch for a while.
3. Offer me 3 lifetime season tickets, for two of my friends and I. Obviously, Im talking about Official tribune tickets dont try to fool me with your crappy H Blue tribune tickets
4. Win penalty kicks against me, at the Parc des Princes of course, so that youre at home and have no excuse in case I win.
5. Beat me at taekwondo. Ive heard youre not too bad at it. As Ive never practiced that sport myself, I recommend you to choose this challenge.
6. Give me one of your locks of hair as a gift. Samsons strength came from his long hair. I think it works the same way with you. Then, I can make a key ring with it, which will bring me power for the rest of my life.
7. Beat me at FIFA13. You can choose the teams but, anyway trust me, there is no way you can make it.
8. Score a more-than-30-meter-backflip-goal in an official game. Just kidding this is not realistic.
9. Let me slap you in the face, without saying a word and in public obviously.
10. Offer a bare-chested dedicated photo of you to my girlfriend. Frankly, among all of those challenges, I have to confess its not my favorite. Im getting fed up to see twinkles in her eyes when you take off your jersey at the end of a game.
11. Manage to have Neymar sign at PSG during the 2013 summer transfer market.
12. Simply ask me to let you have this domain name for free but face to face and as a tribute to Guillaume in French obviously.
The bold Paris Saint-Germain fan, who has opted to remain anonymous, bought the website name shortly after the striker completed his move from AC Milan to the French capital in the summer.
The Swedish superstar is a hit in Paris and is understood to be keen on strengthen his marketing ties in France and the Zlatan.fr domain name would be the perfect way to promote his brand.
And the fan says he is willing to hand over the registration details for free, so long as the striker completes one of the 12 challenges that have been laid out.
In an open letter to the Swede on the website, the fan writes: When you signed in my beloved club, It was an incredible surprise to see that the domain name 'Zlatan.fr' was available.
So, I rushed to book it as I really didn't want a malicious person to take advantage of your name and image.
So now, I give you the opportunity to have it back. And for that, as you can imagine, we wont bother with lawyers and endless procedures. Obviously it would be a waste of time and money for both of us. Instead, I got a much funnier idea. And as I am a very good guy, I let you have the choice of weapons.
The challenges:
1. Offer me a dedicated PSG jersey, with my name on it and the following quote: After Zlatan, you really are the best !
2. Stay at my place for a month. This way, all my life, I could say Ibra? Sure, he used to sleep on my couch for a while.
3. Offer me 3 lifetime season tickets, for two of my friends and I. Obviously, Im talking about Official tribune tickets dont try to fool me with your crappy H Blue tribune tickets
4. Win penalty kicks against me, at the Parc des Princes of course, so that youre at home and have no excuse in case I win.
5. Beat me at taekwondo. Ive heard youre not too bad at it. As Ive never practiced that sport myself, I recommend you to choose this challenge.
6. Give me one of your locks of hair as a gift. Samsons strength came from his long hair. I think it works the same way with you. Then, I can make a key ring with it, which will bring me power for the rest of my life.
7. Beat me at FIFA13. You can choose the teams but, anyway trust me, there is no way you can make it.
8. Score a more-than-30-meter-backflip-goal in an official game. Just kidding this is not realistic.
9. Let me slap you in the face, without saying a word and in public obviously.
10. Offer a bare-chested dedicated photo of you to my girlfriend. Frankly, among all of those challenges, I have to confess its not my favorite. Im getting fed up to see twinkles in her eyes when you take off your jersey at the end of a game.
11. Manage to have Neymar sign at PSG during the 2013 summer transfer market.
12. Simply ask me to let you have this domain name for free but face to face and as a tribute to Guillaume in French obviously.
The_Hitcher89
Member
Shove that up your arse, Udina
Great game. Definitely top 5 of the generation, possibly top 3
Uncharted 2 is the indisputed number 1 though
1. Uncharted 2
2. Red Dead Redemption
3. Mass Effect
4. Demon's Souls
5. Deus Ex, Infamous, Batman Arkham Asylum
Can't choose between those 3
Great game. Definitely top 5 of the generation, possibly top 3
Uncharted 2 is the indisputed number 1 though
1. Uncharted 2
2. Red Dead Redemption
3. Mass Effect
4. Demon's Souls
5. Deus Ex, Infamous, Batman Arkham Asylum
Can't choose between those 3
The_Hitcher89
Member
Mass Effect 2 is better again imo.
The_Hitcher89
Member
Thinking about it, nothing from last year comes close. Even the good experiences like TWD don't have enough about them to make it in imo. Same reason Heavy Rain isn't on there, even though I loved every minute of it
He's the very definition of a cunt, but I'd take him. He burned that bridge though.
Sounds like something Timurid would do.
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