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Football Thread |OT10| A Street Ass Named Premier

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fadetoblack

Member
I've always wanted to try In N' Out but I've not been to the western US. I've also wanted to give Sonic Burger a go, though I hear that the quality is far away from god tier.

I'd also say that A&W in the US and Canada approach god tier of fast food, if nothing else for the delicious root beer in frosted glasses.
 
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Wilbur

Banned
fadetoblack said:
If we somehow found a way to harness the energy Wilbury expends on masturbation sessions for chicks and, well, chicken, we might finally be able to give up our dependency on fossil fuels.
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I laughed out loud again and got another shush.

Messi masturbates far more than me, and for longer. I don't have the time to masturbate most days, so I try and crack them out quick. I imagine Messi laying down a towel, kneeling down and kissing his rosary beads, wrapping them around his shaft three times, and just slowly pummelling his dick into oblivion and just as he finishes a single solitary tear drips from his eye, rolls down his face and drops onto the picture of Carles Puyol he's rested on his bare thighs.

edit: MESSI LOLLLLLLLL
 
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Timurid

Member
odd_morsel said:
How many times have you had it? You'd be forgiven for not falling for it the first time, especially with the way people hype it up, but I have to once again question your taste, sir. As far as fast food burgers go, In n' Out is god-tier. The pride of California.
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I only had in n out once. Maybe I'm just reacting like this because it was so hyped up by my friends. They made it sound like you were eating the best burger in the world, but it just ended it up just tasting like a regular mediocre burger. Also, why Chipotle?!?!?!?

KidA Seven said:
You have shit taste.
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It looks like we have something in common.
Awesome Animals said:
It's a Ginger from Dublin, Ohio. Be very afraid. She is uglier in real life. Burger's are fantastic though.
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Did you ever have a burger at Portillo's?

Fuck, all of this burger talk and I want to go Kuma's now!! :(
 
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Broder Salsa

Banned
Wilbury said:
I laughed out loud again and got another shush.

Messi masturbates far more than me, and for longer. I don't have the time to masturbate most days, so I try and crack them out quick. I imagine Messi laying down a towel, kneeling down and kissing his rosary beads, wrapping them around his shaft three times, and just slowly pummelling his dick into oblivion and just as he finishes a single solitary tear drips from his eye, rolls down his face and drops onto the picture of Carles Puyol he's rested on his bare thighs.

edit: MESSI LOLLLLLLLL
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Messi

Member
Wilbury said:
I laughed out loud again and got another shush.

Messi masturbates far more than me, and for longer. I don't have the time to masturbate most days, so I try and crack them out quick. I imagine Messi laying down a towel, kneeling down and kissing his rosary beads, wrapping them around his shaft three times, and just slowly pummelling his dick into oblivion and just as he finishes a single solitary tear drips from his eye, rolls down his face and drops onto the picture of Carles Puyol he's rested on his bare thighs.

edit: MESSI LOLLLLLLLL
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Holy fuck....lol

Truth be told, I have knocked it out 3 times today and I might do it before I go asleep soon.
 
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GorillaJu

Member
I only jerk off once or twice a week. You know that feeling where you've gotten to the point where whatever you were thinking about or looking at is completely forgotten, you're past the point of no return and your weiner starts pulsing and heaving and you're in bliss before anything even spews out, where if your gf walked in on you or the world was ending you'd not give a shit? I love that feeling. Doesn't happen if you're jizzin every day
 
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Broder Salsa

Banned
Messi said:
Holy fuck....lol

Truth be told, I have knocked it out 3 times today and I might do it before I go asleep soon.
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Can only applaud the effort, but mang, I'm like twice a day max and can go days without. I think I didn't masturbate for a full week because I hate doing it with my left hand and my finger hurt like crazy/would start bleeding again on the right hand, just wasn't worth the effort when you're as lazy as me.

super glued that shit though and am back in business, interracial milf porn is weirdly great
 
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Messi

Member
WoodenLung said:
Can only applaud the effort, but mang, I'm like twice a day max and can go days without. I think I didn't masturbate for a full week because I hate doing it with my left hand and my finger hurt like crazy/would start bleeding again on the right hand, just wasn't worth the effort when you're as lazy as me.

super glued that shit though and am back in business, interracial milf porn is weirdly great
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Time for bed. Talk to you guys tomorrow.
 
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Awesome Animals

Member
Timurid said:
I only had in n out once. Maybe I'm just reacting like this because it was so hyped up by my friends. They made it sound like you were eating the best burger in the world, but it just ended it up just tasting like a regular mediocre burger. Also, why Chipotle?!?!?!?


It looks like we have something in common.


Did you ever have a burger at Portillo's?

Fuck, all of this burger talk and I want to go Kuma's now!! :(
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I will the next time I go for sure.
 
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fadetoblack

Member
FootyGAF Stream of Consciousness Loop:

Football -> Chicken -> Chicks -> Wanking -> BACK TO START

It's like if Sisyphus was a Liverpool fan and was a compulsive masturbator. It just never ends
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Broder Salsa

Banned
Copenhagens fan group called STÅLE RAUS (german for : get out) had their yearly get together party today the day Ståle got fired, conspiracy man.
 
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GorillaJu

Member
You people almost made me doubt myself but I have reaffirmed my appreciation for expensive haircuts. Only problem is that I'm out of important possessions to sell so that I can afford the next one. Anyone interested in pimping out an American?
 
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Sloosha

Member
odd_morsel said:
You people almost made me doubt myself but I have reaffirmed my appreciation for expensive haircuts. Only problem is that I'm out of important possessions to sell so that I can afford the next one. Anyone interested in pimping out an American?
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Maybe if I win the lottery, or hit the jackpot on a megabucks/wheel of fortune slot machine, I'll throw a couple hundred thousand dollars your way - That should be enough to pay for a couple odd_morsel haircuts.

My haircut usually costs around that AA. I just ask for the Leighton Baines.
 
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GorillaJu

Member
Sloosha said:
Maybe if I win the lottery, or hit the jackpot on a megabucks/wheel of fortune slot machine, I'll throw a couple hundred thousand dollars your way - That should be enough to pay for a couple odd_morsel haircuts.
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Thanks. I'd appreciate it everyone in this thread went ahead and made the same pledge for me.
 
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Yurt

il capo silenzioso
Maaaatch daaaay. Fucking excited!

I want to see Peluso!

Edit:Juventus probable vs Samp (GdS): Buffon; Barzagli Bonucci Peluso; Padoin Pogba Pirlo Marchisio PDC; Juvinco Matri

Poor Caceres.
fadetoblack said:
If we somehow found a way to harness the energy Wilbury expends on masturbation sessions for chicks and, well, chicken, we might finally be able to give up our dependency on fossil fuels.
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LEAVE FOSSIL FUELS ALONE
 
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dc89

Member
Yeah, I think the story originated in the Daily Mirror :)lol). They say City, United and Chelsea are on alert for a summer move.
 
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Ushojax

Should probably not trust the 7-11 security cameras quite so much
Mourinho reckons Spurs will get top 4 along with Chelsea and the Manchester teams.

dat Madrid partnership

odd_morsel said:
It would be absolutely hilarious of Real Madrid sold Modric at a loss to Manchester City.
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Yes....hilarious...
 
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