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[The_Hitcher89]

My Mum wants me to wear a shirtfor The Queen's arrival in an hour or so. No, wait a minute, its not Queen Elizabeth II. Its my Nan, a long-retired forklift-company secretary who always seems vaguely racist against the Japanese

 

[Wilbur]

Happy birthday Anderson! I hope your namesake has a wonderful year.

One of my mates had a baby at 5:06 this morning!

My Mum wants me to wear a shirtfor The Queen's arrival in an hour or so. No, wait a minute, its not Queen Elizabeth II. Its my Nan, a long-retired forklift-company secretary who always seems vaguely racist against the Japanese

fucking :lol :lol :lol

 

[Salazar]

Gohan will be unstoppable for Wigan.

Even Stam and Beausejour won't hold him back.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Look at Ruddock. Fucking mess.

 

[Milchmonster]

All I wish for Christmas is Lewandowski to sign that damn contract.

 

[Mumei]

They wouldn't dare. Would they?

Mumei pls. Pls Mumei. Pls, I'm begging ya. Just...pls Mumei




edit: Locked

Awaiting the ban and loss of thread starting priveleges

I closed it. You're not getting banned.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I closed it. You're not getting banned.

You gave me the gift of mercy for Christmas, and I have nothing for you

Watching any football tomorrow? I actually recommend you watch Stoke-Liverpool tomorrow, would like to hear your analysis on both teams from a neutral standpoint without as much experience of the teams as most of us here. It could be interesting to see if Stoke's tactics are something that we apply negativity to without thought, or if its intrinsically true. Plus, you'll get lols aplenty either way

 

[Oxx]

Merry Modmas

 

[dc89]

My Mum wants me to wear a shirtfor The Queen's arrival in an hour or so. No, wait a minute, its not Queen Elizabeth II. Its my Nan, a long-retired forklift-company secretary who always seems vaguely racist against the Japanese

:lol brilliant.

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What a quandary. Do I put my Christmas money towards new football boots or a Wii U.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

:lol brilliant.

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What a quandary. Do I put my Christmas money towards new football boots or a Wii U.

New football boots. You'll use them more.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

:lol brilliant.

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What a quandary. Do I put my Christmas money towards new football boots or a Wii U.

One of these will be useful, the other will not. Hmm, what to do?

 

[Salazar]

Newcastle v United will be class.

Robin Death-Cheater Van Persie will be fucking angry.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Newcastle v United will be class.

Robin Death-Cheater Van Persie will be fucking angry.

Cabaye will come on for the last 5 minutes to get the crowd going, and will be leaving on a stretcher 30 seconds later when van Persie vents his anger

 

[Sviatoslav]

All I wish for Christmas is Lewandowski to sign that damn contract.

with United?

 

[Salvadora]

Just saw a user outside the Football thread with a Gervinho avatar. Should I PM him?

 

[FootballFan]

Newcastle v United will be class.

Robin Death-Cheater Van Persie will be fucking angry.

:lol these RVP jokes aren't getting old.

edit
I mean that, reading over it again it sounded sarcastic lol.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Just saw a user outside the Football thread with a Gervinho avatar. Should I PM him?

If his posts are as good as Gervinho's play, most certainly not.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Yeah. We need new blood. Although I think it's intimidating in here :lol

 

[Sviatoslav]

Just saw a user outside the Football thread with a Gervinho avatar. Should I PM him?

Just so he would leave in a couple of weeks for the ACON?

 

[dc89]

Just saw a user outside the Football thread with a Gervinho avatar. Should I PM him?

I've seen a user out of here with the MCFC crest as his avatar.

I pointed the way to the thread but nope. His name had 'magician' in it so I don't know where he's gone. Maybe it was Tevez and he's done another disappearing act.

 

[Mumei]

Watching any football tomorrow? I actually recommend you watch Stoke-Liverpool tomorrow, would like to hear your analysis on both teams from a neutral standpoint without as much experience of the teams as most of us here. It could be interesting to see if Stoke's tactics are something that we apply negativity to without thought, or if its intrinsically true. Plus, you'll get lols aplenty either way

I have four or five games, I think, from this weekend saved; I have only watched one (Reading vs Manchester) and half of another (QPR vs Newcastle), so I have those for now. Unfortunately I don't think I see that game scheduled to record for me, though.

 

[Yen]

I finally got fifa and xbl, if anyone wants an arse whuppin.

Spoiler

my arse

 

[Salvadora]

I PM'd him. Knowing my luck he'll be another United supporter.

 

[Mumei]

... So reading the past few posts, have you guys successfully recruited ... anyone?

 

[PrematureQuiche]

... So reading the past few posts, have you guys successfully recruited ... anyone?

I think they read Wilbury's tag and never come back.

 

[Wilbur]

I think they read Wilbury's tag and never come back.

Mumei can you change it to 'welcome sweet virgin Gervinho' so this specific person comes

 

[dc89]

... So reading the past few posts, have you guys successfully recruited ... anyone?

I recruited my brother a while back. He's a United fan, so it doesn't count.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Fuck's sake, only just got the message to play football yesterday since my phone's been 'lost' for the last 3 days, when in fact my bellend of a Dad was charging it in the garage having seen it with a flat battery. What kind of fucking idiot does that without telling the person whose phone it is that they've done it?

... So reading the past few posts, have you guys successfully recruited ... anyone?

PM'd about 6, one of them posted a couple of times in here (Everton fan) one replied but hasn't posted in here yet (Besiktas fan)

 

[Tc91]

I recruited my brother a while back. He's a United fan, so it doesn't count.

 

[dc89]

Serves you right for rebelling against Father's teachings.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Sneijder to Spurs? I'm okay with this.

Happy Holidays folks.

 

[KidA Seven]

Serves you right for rebelling against Father's teachings.

The Dark Side is good.

 

[Salazar]

U aren't a CL club, dc000.

Viva, are you ok with it cos you think we will buy ?

 

[KidA Seven]

Nazio is supposedly offering 1.5 million for Jesus Corona. Young mexican that played in the club world cup.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Always found it strange we have football over the festive period in this country. I don't mind personally I love it but as a player would you really want to be going in to training on Christmas Day!?

 

[Yen]

Always found it strange we have football over the festive period in this country. I don't mind personally I love it but as a player would you really want to be going in to training on Christmas Day!?

If I earnt the £20k per day, every day would be Christmas Day.

 

[LanceVance]

Sister got me tickets for the Newcastle match tomorrow. Awesomeeeeee.

 

[Kyoufu]

Can't wait for the game tomorrow. We're due a win at OT.

And Krul is due a mistimed clearance punch to RVP's face.

 

[Hixx]

Always found it strange we have football over the festive period in this country. I don't mind personally I love it but as a player would you really want to be going in to training on Christmas Day!?

2 hours training for about £2-20k? Aye.

Can't wait for the game tomorrow. We're due a win at OT.

And Krul is due a mistimed clearance punch to RVP's face.

Every team is due a win at OT

Also fuck christmas. The lull between opening presents and food is too long. TOO LONG

 

[Salazar]

You post like a green-faced hunchback, kyoufu

I can see Fletcher getting a run. ClevGod will get rotated, after being positively meek at Swansea.

 

[Kyoufu]

You post like a green-faced hunchback, kyoufu

It doesn't matter when we get the 3 points tomorrow.

Fuck Christmas indeed though. No family, no Christmas. I will have a few apples today.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

It doesn't matter when we get the 3 points tomorrow.

Fuck Christmas indeed though. No family, no Christmas. I will have a few apples today.

That is actually kind of depressing

 

[KidA Seven]

That cowboys and aliens thread is a thread full of Messis.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

It doesn't matter when we get the 3 points tomorrow.

Fuck Christmas indeed though. No family, no Christmas. I will have a few apples today.

I've already had an argument with my Dad if it makes you feel any better. Gonna be shit this year, obvious from the second I found out my nephew wouldn't be here

 

[Salvadora]

Fuck Christmas indeed though. No family, no Christmas. I will have a few apples today.

My Mum's best friend died this morning, she was so good to us . It's put a dampener on my Christmas.

 

[Hixx]

My boredom complaints seem a bit shit now

 

[Salazar]

My boredom complaints seem a bit shit now

I remember stoic Sunderland performances against City in the past.

Plz hold out.

 

[LTWheels]

Morning everyone!

Who is the very lovely assistant on Gordan's Christmas Coolalong?

 

[Kyoufu]

My Mum's best friend died this morning, she was so good to us . It's put a dampener on my Christmas.

Sorry to hear that.

 

[Linius]

Just a small reminder for those of you who haven't played it yet (like me) and own an xbox, The Walking Dead episode one is free from this day till the 31st. The rest of the episodes will be on discount at december 28.

My Mum's best friend died this morning, she was so good to us . It's put a dampener on my Christmas.

Terrible news man. My condolences.