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[Yurt]

Destro has been doing something right this season:

 

[Yen]

What's happening here? What are all these lists for?

Wilbury needs information for that screenplay he's writing.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Master Striker Quiche

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecqQx6HAj84

Spoiler

It really wasn't that good, mang

I'm pretty great. Like Falcao/Messi/Ronaldo/Ba/Bebe all in one.

 

[Kikarian]

What's happening here? What are all these lists for?

People who are on the list aren't getting banned from this thread.

 

[arkon]

This tells me you have never actually been bothered to analyze any of Chicharito's games ever. I was lucky enough to watch him once live for Chivas and lazy fatarse is the last thing I would ever call him.

It's pretty apparent that he hates Chicharito. I'm positive that he was involved in some incident that affected someone close to Turok. As always, I believe it was Benzema. My sources in Madrid tell me they had another fight as Benzema caught Mourinho masturbating to a youtube video of Chicharito's exlpoits this season.

 

[elseanio]

Destro has been doing something right this season:


http://www.sportmediaset.mediaset.it/bin/88.$plit/C_27_photogallery_8107_listphoto_itemPhoto_14_immagine.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

All imaginary footballers need to list their imaginary WAGs as well

 

[Linius]

Goalkeepers

bjaelke - GK
Nyx - GK - GOT DETAILS
Wilbury - GK/U18 Phsyio

Defenders

Ushojax - LB - GOT DETAILS
Arnie - CB (Aggressive but can’t jump)
Salazar - CB
Baconsaurus - CB
LabouredSubterfuge - RB - GOT DETAILS
Ezekiel Keyzer - CB/RB/LB/CDM
Facism - RB/CB - GOT DETAILS
Fintan - LB
BLSwagger10 - RB

Midfielders

Willkiller - CAM - GOT DETAILS
Vivalaraza - CM
Clegg - DM/CM - GOT DETAILS
DC89 - DM/CM
Pappe - CAM - GOT DETAILS
Kharma45 - DM - DLP - GOT DETAILS
Freewheelin’ - CAM - GOT DETAILS
Salvadora - CM/RM - Workhorse
WJD - DM - GOT DETAILS
Wes - CM - Enforcer
Slizz - CM
Gareth Bale - CAM/LM

Wingers

Steverulez - Winger Left - GOT DETAILS
Kingellesar - Winger Right - GOT DETAILS
Operon - Winger Right - GOT DETAILS
LanceVance - Winger Left
Mangoverboard - Winger Left - GOT DETAILS

Strikers

Kyoufu - CF/ST - #10 role (8 year contract)
Sviatoslav - ST - GOT DETAILS
Kikarian - CF/ST
Shatners Bassoon’ - ST
Yurt - CF/ST
KILLER7 - ST

Staff



Unassigned:

The_Hitcher89 - ?
WoodenLung - ?
HixxSAFC - ?
Salvadora - ?
KidASeven - ?
Yenrot - ?
Timurid - ?
Scum - ?
AndresON777 - ?
Bud - ?
Fry8 - ?

Oh I see now. I'd like to be a right winger

 

[operon]

I presume wilbury fulfils the position of the Club's JT, the other players are worried of him making out with our wives behind our backs

 

[Zabojnik]

Soooo ...

Name: Aleks Zabojnik
Nationality: Slovenian
Position: (I'm fine with whatever)
Foot: Left
Height: 185
Weight: 79

 

[Freewheelin']

lol at the FIFA vids, hilarious

 

[Broder Salsa]

I presume wilbury fulfils the position of the Club's JT, the other players are worried of him making out with our wives behind our backs

Would be a lot more worried with myself, if I married a woman willing to ride Wilbury first chance she gets.

 

[Vivalaraza]

It's pretty apparent that he hates Chicharito. I'm positive that he was involved in some incident that affected someone close to Turok. As always, I believe it was Benzema. My sources in Madrid tell me they had another fight as Benzema caught Mourinho masturbating to a youtube video of Chicharito's exlpoits this season.

:lol

arkon is awesome

 

[3Sixty]

Lallana back in training <3 Luke Shaw could be fit for Chavski <3

 

[Linius]

Name: Kees de Vries
Position: RW
Nationality: Dutch
Height: 1,70 (meter)
Weight: 60 (kilo)
Foot: right

Something like this?

 

[pulga]

It's pretty apparent that he hates Chicharito. I'm positive that he was involved in some incident that affected someone close to Turok. As always, I believe it was Benzema. My sources in Madrid tell me they had another fight as Benzema caught Mourinho masturbating to a youtube video of Chicharito's exlpoits this season.

That backstabbing bastard

 

[The Atticus]

We should make Newcastle our feeder club

 

[operon]

Would be a lot more worried with myself, if I married a woman willing to ride Wilbury first chance she gets.

He does have a certain hypnotic stare and devilish charm

 

[operon]

We should make Newcastle our feeder club

No it's got to be arsenal

 

[Freewheelin']

We should make Newcastle our feeder club

Nah, Arsenal.

 

[kingellesar]

That's fine, updated.

3Sixty you got your nationality, foot, weight and height?

 

[3Sixty]

3Sixty you got your nationality, foot, weight and height?

English/Welsh, Right, 16 Stone, 6'3". Probably be better sticking me as GK coach.

 

[The Atticus]

No it's got to be arsenal

Nah, Arsenal.

How could I have been so shortsighted.

Our next debate: kit numbers.

I call #4 if it's possible.

 

[pulga]

SEVEN 7

come at me motherfuckers

 

[dc89]

Number 16 please.

Aguero, De Rossi, Sergio... so many good players.

 

[Vivalaraza]

#18

 

[GQman2121]

Classy AVB....

Tottenham manager Andre Villas-Boas admits he made mistakes atChelsea and that they were right to dismiss him after less than nine months in charge.

The London club were fifth in the Premier League and had lost their Champions League last-16 first leg 3-1 at Napoli when they sacked the Portuguese before going on to win the European Cup for the first time under caretaker coach Roberto Di Matteo.

"I think they could have given me the opportunity to continue. But I am fully aware that changing [the manager] was the only way to make an immediate impact on the results," Villas-Boas tells France Football magazine. "What we have been doing at Tottenham with my staff is a reaction to the mistakes we made at Chelsea."

 

[kingellesar]

English/Welsh, Right, 16 Stone, 6'3". Probably be better sticking me as GK coach.

I'll stick ya down as GK/GK Coach. You can be like a Cudicini/Friedel style keeper

Oh god, I'm not dealing with kit numbers haha! DC89, you know your number...

 

[Yurt]

SEVEN 7

come at me motherfuckers

I think my character is 3'1. Watch your steps!

Edit: Oh you're picking your number not height?

10!

Edit: Kharma wants it? 11 then.

 

[WJD]

8 or 14 plz

 

[kharma45]

Number 16 please.

Aguero, De Rossi, Sergio... so many good players.

But that's my lucky number :'(

I'll take 10 then.

 

[Freewheelin']

14 after my hero Thierry Walcott

 

[PrematureQuiche]

25. <3 Zola.

 

[Timurid]

For me,
Name: Timurid
Position CAM
Weight 70kg
Height 149 cm
#2
Dark Brown Hair
Right foot

 

[Yen]

21. Gary McAllister and Djimi Traore

 

[dc89]

Wilbury has to be 69.

 

[Zabojnik]

I'll take 55, thanks. As in 5th of May. A date that won't be soon forgotten.

 

[Timurid]

I'll take 55, thanks. As in 5th of May. A date that won't be soon forgotten.

Cinco de Mayo!?!?!?!?

 

[Yurt]

Cinco de Mayo!?!?!?!?

 

[Slizz]

#27

 

[LanceVance]

#11 or 17 perlease

 

[Freewheelin']

Wilbury has to be 69.

Nah something under the age of 18

 

[kharma45]

Wilbury has to be 69.

Yes yes yes.

 

[Zabojnik]

Cinco de Mayo!?!?!?!?

Of sorts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R098Vk-EM6o

God, what a glorious day that was. One of the greatest of my life without doubt.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

You guys want to play FIFA Clubs PC tonight sometime?

 

[Kyoufu]

I hate our species.

This one specimen on twitter is telling me Downing is better than Ben Arfa.

What went wrong with mankind?

 

[Clegg]

I'll take number 6, if possible.

 

[Yurt]

Of sorts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R098Vk-EM6o

God, what a glorious day that was. One of the greatest of my life without doubt.

 

[kingellesar]

Right off to second job (managed to sneakily edit the gaf file I've got to keep track of details all afternoon!)

Here is the current standings:

Goalkeepers

bjaelke - GK
Nyx - GK - GOT DETAILS
Wilbury - GK/U18 Phsyio
3Sixty - GK/COACH - GOT DETAILS

Defenders

Ushojax - LB - GOT DETAILS
Arnie - CB (Aggressive but can’t jump)
Salazar - CB
Yenrot - CB - GOT DETAILS
Baconsaurus - CB
LabouredSubterfuge - RB - GOT DETAILS
Ezekiel Keyzer - CB/RB/LB/CDM - GOT DETAILS
Facism - RB/CB - GOT DETAILS
Fintan - LB - GOT DETAILS
BLSwagger10 - RB
HixxSAFC - CB/RB/CDM - GOT DETAILS
WoodenLung - CB - GOT DETAILS
Zabojinik - LB - GOT DETAILS

Midfielders

Willkiller - CAM - GOT DETAILS
Vivalaraza - CM - GOT DETAILS
Clegg - DM/CM - GOT DETAILS
DC89 - DM/CM - GOT DETAILS
Pappe - CAM - GOT DETAILS
Kharma45 - DM - DLP - GOT DETAILS
Freewheelin’ - CAM - GOT DETAILS
Salvadora - CM/RM - Workhorse
WJD - DM - GOT DETAILS
Wes - CM - Enforcer
Slizz - CM - GOT DETAILS
Gareth Bale - CAM/LM - GOT DETAILS
Timurid - CAM - GOT DETAILS

Wingers

Steverulez - Winger Left - GOT DETAILS
Kingellesar - Winger Right - GOT DETAILS
Operon - Winger Right - GOT DETAILS
LanceVance - Winger Left - GOT DETAILS
Mangoverboard - Winger Left - GOT DETAILS
Meier - Winger Left - GOT DETAILS
Pulga - Winger Right/RB - GOT DETAILS
Linius - Winger Right - GOT DETAILS

Strikers

Kyoufu - CF/ST - #10 role (8 year contract)
Sviatoslav - ST - GOT DETAILS
Kikarian - CF/ST - GOT DETAILS
Shatners Bassoon’ - ST
Yurt - CF/ST - GOT DETAILS
KILLER7 - ST
Premature Quiche - ST/RM - GOT DETAILS

Staff

Elseanio - DoF (wants to collect photos of us all.....weirdo) (England, Liverpool)
qindarka - Assistant
GQMan2121 - ?


Unassigned:

The_Hitcher89 - ?
Salvadora - ?
KidASeven - ?
Scum - ?
AndresON777 - ?
Bud - ?
Fry8 - ?

Preferably PM me any details or positions from now instead of me going through the thread later.

Remember:

Name (if you want different to username)
Nationality
Foot
Height
Weight

Cheers

 

[kharma45]

You guys want to play FIFA Clubs PC tonight sometime?

I CAN'T I'VE EXAMS YOU FUCKER

 

[Meier]

I'd like to be #13 or #45.