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[Salazar]

Sky reporting a denial by Palace of the Zaha thingo.

Fuck Sky. They know nothing.

 

[Hixx]

I think it's gotten to a point with the Mags where their scouting meetings go like this.

"Right, Alan/Mike. What position are we looking to strengthen?"
"Er, our French one"
"Er, our Fre-- aye, that"

 

[Randdalf]

Would Ramsey be a better player now if he went to United instead of Arsenal?

 

[Clegg]

Don't care about Zaha.

The biggest news is Stuttgart confirming their interest in Macheda.

 

[K1LLER7]

Sky reporting a denial by Palace of the Zaha thingo.

Fuck Sky. They know nothing.

They did the same thing with RVP but then a couple of hours later they announced he signed.

Glad that we're getting a new winger if its agreed. 10m and then 5m in added bonuses. Hope he joins this season with Valencia and Nani being off form.

 

[Linius]

De Jong is arrogant now? Thats like saying Pieters doesnt have a temper.

He said that before. Still don't get it.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Would Ramsey be a better player now if he went to United instead of Arsenal?

Who knows but I think his injury has been a big problem for him. Was doing quite well up until that point I think. My memory might be fuzzy though.

 

[Mastadon]

So is this the part where the Utd fans act like they actually wanted Zaha?

You scamps.

Brodgers probably offered to let him be Joe Allen's understudy on £30k a week.

Wesley should feel honoured to even be mentioned in the same breath as Allen and Henderson.

 

[Carbonox]

I think it's gotten to a point with the Mags where their scouting meetings go like this.

"Right, Alan/Mike. What position are we looking to strengthen?"
"Er, our French one"
"Er, our Fre-- aye, that"

:lol

I'm just waiting for a French manager to be brought in. Then French owners and soon, more French people than English living in Newcastle.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

So is this the part where the Utd fans act like they actually wanted Zaha?

You scamps.

Long time.

He best.

 

[Arnie]

So is this the part where the Utd fans act like they actually wanted Zaha?

You scamps.

Imagine if he was signing for Liverpool, or City.

:lol

 

[Salazar]

So is this the part where the Utd fans act like they actually wanted Zaha?

You scamps.

So long as we're going to throw some money in summer, fuck yeah.

I want him now, though. Some unpredictability and pace out wide is missing at the moment.

 

[Moobabe]

So long as we're going to throw some money in summer, fuck yeah.

I want him now, though.

He's going to be a top player - 15m is decent as well considering it's not out of reach of what Arsenal paid for Chamberlain and Walcott...

 

[Vivalaraza]

So is this the part where the Utd fans act like they actually wanted Zaha?

You scamps.

Why wouldn't we be excited that we are signing the #1 young English winger?

 

[Clegg]

If Zaha develops into a less cowardly Ashley Young then I'll be happy enough.

Me thinks Nani is gone in summer.

 

[Wes]

Zaha wont leave until the summer anyway. He's worth too much to Palace's promotion efforts this season, Holloway wont let him go.

 

[K1LLER7]

So is this the part where the Utd fans act like they actually wanted Zaha?

You scamps.

Wesley should feel honoured to even be mentioned in the same breath as Allen and Henderson.

Wasn't at first but slightly warmed to the idea of having a winger that will actually run at players and try to take them on. We'd all prefer a midfielder, but he could potentially become a top player. Judging from the videos, he needs to work on his final ball.

If Nani does go, then Fergz should use that money on a CM

 

[Mastadon]

Why wouldn't we be excited that we are signing the #1 young English winger?

Bahaha he's not even the best English winger in the Championship. I'm sure Ashley Young will teach him everything he knows!

 

[Vivalaraza]

Bahaha he's not even the best English winger in the Championship. I'm sure Ashley Young will teach him everything he knows!

Mate Tom Ince is so shit that not even Liverpool are willing to pay £10m for him. This the club that values Carroll at £35m, Downing at 20, Allen at 15, Borini at 12 LOL

 

[Carbonox]

Nothing funnier than a Man Utd vs Liverpool fanbase argument. :lol

 

[Empty]

isn't 15 million going to be the highest ever fee for a championship player :/

 

[Arnie]

Great irony talking about value when you're defending Zaha at £15 million.

 

[Kyoufu]

Mate Tom Ince is so shit that not even Liverpool are willing to pay £10m for him. This the club that values Carroll at £35m, Downing at 20, Allen at 15, Borini at 12 LOL

What? Borini was 12 million?

I don't believe you.

 

[Mastadon]

Mate Tom Ince is so shit that not even Liverpool are willing to pay £10m for him. This the club that values Carroll at £35m, Downing at 20, Allen at 15, Borini at 12 LOL

Tom Ince is the fucking second coming of Christ compared to that barrel of shit you're all fawning over. £15m as well? Does he have a Portuguese agent or something?

Spoiler

<3

 

[Dwingvatt]

Mate Tom Ince is so shit that not even Liverpool are willing to pay £10m for him. This the club that values Carroll at £35m, Downing at 20, Allen at 15, Borini at 12 LOL

Well hello there Bebe.

 

[L1NETT]

Buckley and Ince are as good, if not better, than Zaha

And would probably cost half the price

 

[Salazar]

Great irony talking about value when you're defending Zaha at £15 million.

Ur club is still a global laughing stock in that respect.

Face Toucher is no great shakes at transfers either.

 

[Mastadon]

Ur club is still a global laughing stock in that respect.

Er, didn't you hear? Comolli assured us that Carroll would still come good and justify his transfer fee only last week.

Get your facts straight.

 

[Arnie]

Buckley and Ince are as good, if not better, than Zaha

And would probably cost half the price

Exactly, half of these jokers haven't even seen the Championship this season, and suddenly they're an expert on the subject because they've watched a video made by CSKAforever.

Ince is better than Zaha. We offered £6 million. Blackpool said no, we moved on. United are paying 250% of that for Zaha, and they're going on the offensive.

loooooooool

Ur club is still a global laughing stock in that respect.

Face Toucher is no great shakes at transfers either.

I'm on my phone so can't post the Sturridge gif, unfortunately.

Someone put Captain Ignorant down for me.

 

[Kyoufu]

HOLY SHIT BORINI COST 12 MILLION

WTF

 

[Dwingvatt]

Exactly, half of these jokers haven't even seen the Championship this season, and suddenly they're an expert on the subject because they've watched a video made by CSKAforever.

Ince is better than Zaha. We offered £6 million. Blackpool said no, we moved on. United are paying 250% of that for Zaha, and they're going on the offensive.

loooooooool

What do you expect from Glory Hunter United fans?

 

[Salazar]

Liverpool failed with a lowball offer for a player they released.

Yeah, well-placed to be talking shit about transfer prowess.

 

[Salvadora]

The likelihood that United were the only club in for Zaha is puzzling.

 

[Mastadon]

HOLY SHIT BORINI COST 12 MILLION

WTF

He's not French you know?

 

[Kyoufu]

SkyBet have suspended betting on Zaha after some "significant bids" came through.

And I have no idea why I am posting that because the amount of fucks I give about some overrated English player is LESS THAN ZERO.

 

[Arnie]

Liverpool failed with a lowball offer for a player they released.

Yeah, well-placed to be talking shit about transfer prowess.

Low ball in comparison to what, Zaha? Just because you pulled your throw doesn't mean we aren't pitching straight, cocker.

At least we go after our former players, and they want to return, unlike Godba.

 

[Ushojax]

HOLY SHIT BORINI COST 12 MILLION

WTF

They spent almost 30m on him and Allen. Given the minimal contribution they've made thus far, you wonder whether they could have signed a quality player rather than two of Rodgers' lovechildren.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Exactly, half of these jokers haven't even seen the Championship this season, and suddenly they're an expert on the subject because they've watched a video made by CSKAforever.

Ince is better than Zaha. We offered £6 million. Blackpool said no, we moved on. United are paying 250% of that for Zaha, and they're going on the offensive.

loooooooool

I'm on my phone so can't post the Sturridge gif, unfortunately.

Someone put Captain Ignorant down for me.

It's ok to be jealous Arnie.

Here have a formation:


------------Lindegaard-------------

Jones--JevGOD---Smalling--Evra

Valencia--Ando--Powell---Nani

---------------Rooney--------------

--------------Chicha----------------


Hope that helps.

 

[Salazar]

Pogtrayer went from a top club to a top club.

Bizarre that you think there is argumentative traction there.

 

[Arnie]

They spent almost 30m on him and Allen. Given the minimal contribution they've made thus far, you wonder whether they could have signed a quality player rather than two of Rodgers' lovechildren.

Both are young, and Allen's been fantastic up until December, but I can't blame you for not knowing that if your exposure to our team is tainted by the nonsense inculcated by Salazar and co.

Borini's been out for three months with a broken foot, too. Honestly Allen's contributes more than Sigurdsson and Ade combined.

 

[Clegg]

What do you expect from Glory Hunter United fans?

Oh dear.

 

[GorillaJu]

Pogtrayer went from a top club to a top club.

Bizarre that you think there is argumentative traction there.

In one breath you whip out a bitter, spiteful nickname that you've made up because of how hurt you are over the player leaving, and manage an attempt at downplaying it, too.

 

[Kyoufu]

Allen hasn't been a bad purchase. I'd have him at Newcastle. He does nothing special whatsoever but he knows how to pass a ball, which can't be said for some of our players :lol

 

[Moobabe]

Ince better than Zaha? Then to call people out like they don't watch the Championship? Pot, Kettle etc

 

[Wilbur]

Liverpool and United fans giving each other lip over inflated transfer fees

my word

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Allen hasn't been a bad purchase. I'd have him at Newcastle. He does nothing special whatsoever but he knows how to pass a ball, which can't be said for some of our players :lol

Allen is a slightly worse Jon Obi Mikel.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Arnold's been reeled in good and proper.

Sneijder loss has turned him sour.

 

[Arnie]

In one breath you whip out a bitter, spiteful nickname that you've made up because of how hurt you are over the player leaving, and manage an attempt at downplaying it, too.

:lol

Salazar guilty of hypocrisy? No!

 

[pappe]

Zaha for 15 mil will seem like chump change when Liverpool pay 25m for Ince next season.

 

[Salazar]

In one breath you whip out a bitter, spiteful nickname that you've made up because of how hurt you are over the player leaving, and manage an attempt at downplaying it, too.

I made up Pogtrayer to ironically displace the blame from its justified target, Mino.

It's not an insult. I think he's a bit silly to have such a prick for an agent, but I can see how having an utter scunge in charge of your career might attract a young talent.