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[Billy Big Bollocks]

By all accounts Zaha looks a better prospect then Moses did at Palace and Moses just replaced Sturridge at Chelsea.
Therefore Zaha >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sturridge

 

[Slizz]

Wish I coulda got lathered up for the banter.

For Fry.

 

[Dwingvatt]

Omg, I feel so stupid. I just found out there's a multi quote option. I always opened extra windows to copy and paste all your bullshit in.

But yet I'm labeled the junior

 

[Freewheelin']

Maybe you should fucking shut your mouth, Newcastle fan.

loooooooooooooool

What a silly, needless argument. Both Liverpool and Utd have spent big money on English players, deal with it.

 

[Wilbur]

By all accounts Zaha looks a better prospect then Moses did at Palace and Moses just replaced Sturridge at Chelsea.
Therefore Zaha >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sturridge

i luv u alreddi

WHO ARE YOU

REVEAL YOURSELF

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

By all accounts Zaha looks a better prospect then Moses did at Palace and Moses just replaced Sturridge at Chelsea.
Therefore Zaha >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sturridge

I like this guy. I like his balls.

 

[3Sixty]

By all accounts Zaha looks a better prospect then Moses did at Palace and Moses just replaced Sturridge at Chelsea.
Therefore Zaha >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sturridge

But surely that means John Bostock >>>>>>>*

 

[Sviatoslav]

Wait a moment... there's a banter/flame war and no one lit the dc signal? The fuck?

Nobody wanted to be slain.

 

[Salazar]

By all accounts Zaha looks a better prospect then Moses did at Palace and Moses just replaced Sturridge at Chelsea.
Therefore Zaha >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sturridge

If zahAllah can bang in the odd great cross and scare a few fullbacks, he will improve us a great deal.

 

[Kyoufu]

i luv u alreddi

WHO ARE YOU

REVEAL YOURSELF

LOL best name ever.

 

[Linius]

WHAT?! I DO THE SAME THING.

MEGATON

It's terrible finding this out after 4000+ posts :lol

 

[Wes]

Wish I coulda got lathered up for the banter.

For Fry.

She starts off lathering up her left leg then it's magically her right leg with no interchange.

If I had been in charge of continuity I would've made sure her legs were correct forthe second take by positioning them myself. For both art and science. Unless of course those are two clips cut together.

 

[Phantast2k]

/watching SNL
Fuck, Jennifer Lawrence is so plain looking, it's cray.

It's like she's a killer android that they engineered to be as plain looking as possible so that she'd be able to get away with everything because everyone would be so indifferent to her that they would have no way of remembering her face.

Spoiler

hides from Bo-Locks

 

[Wes]

By all accounts Zaha looks a better prospect then Moses did at Palace and Moses just replaced Sturridge at Chelsea.
Therefore Zaha >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sturridge

Bud?

 

[Salazar]

I would pound Renee Zellweger tho.

Plain is ok.

 

[Kyoufu]

/watching SNL
Fuck, Jennifer Lawrence is so plain looking, it's cray.



It's like she's a killer android that they engineered to be as plain looking as possible so that she'd be able to get away with everything because everyone would be so indifferent to her that they would have no way of remembering her face.

Spoiler

hides from Bo-Locks

Whatever man. She looks incredible in Silver Linings.

Unf unf.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I would pound Renee Zellweger tho.

Oh Salazar, for shame

 

[Clegg]

I like Jennifer Lawrence. She actually looks like a woman. She's much more attractive than the stick figures that haunt the Hollywood Hills.

 

[Wilbur]

Listen guys, if anyone knows about fucking* kids, its me okay? Zaha is the great hope for world football

*not the verb

I would pound Renee Zellweger tho.

Plain is ok.

Her first name is just throwing you off

 

[Hixx]

Jennifer Lawrence can look amazing one day and the next she has a touch of the Woll Smoths.

 

[Wes]

The Jennifer Lawrence attractiveness denial is one of the most ludicrous hive-thoughts on GAF of recent times.

 

[Salvadora]

/watching SNL
Fuck, Jennifer Lawrence is so plain looking, it's cray.



It's like she's a killer android that they engineered to be as plain looking as possible so that she'd be able to get away with everything because everyone would be so indifferent to her that they would have no way of remembering her face.

Spoiler

hides from Bo-Locks

 

[Phantast2k]

I like Jennifer Lawrence. She actually looks like a woman. She's much more attractive than the stick figures that haunt the Hollywood Hills.

Her fatniss is not even the problem, it's just her face is devoid of facial features unless painted on.

I would pound Renee Zellweger tho.

Plain is ok.

What if she wouldn't let you pound her, then what?!

Spoiler

then you should kill yourself.........j/k lol

Whatever man. She looks incredible in Silver Linings.

Unf unf.

Is ILM involved?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Her fatniss is not even the problem, it's just her face is devoid of facial features unless painted on.



What if she wouldn't let you pound her, then what?!

Spoiler

then you should kill yourself.........j/k lol

Is ILM involved?

Zellweger would look better (and complexion not diminished) after a couple of months worth of meth abuse.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Zaha might not even move to United lol. 15m is a gamble on him. The same could've been said about when we got Ronaldo for 12m. If he turns out as a good player at United then he was worth it.

Say what you mean and mean what you say.

We're signing Zaha and he's class.

Don't listen to Arnie. He got excited cos Borini was able to run around Old Trafford for 20 mins just a few days after he got back to training. What a player.

 

[Salazar]

I like Jennifer Lawrence. She actually looks like a woman. She's much more attractive than the stick figures that haunt the Hollywood Hills.

Virginie Ledoyen and Ludivine Sagnier are the gold standard, the Zaha level.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Exactly my line yesterday.

Let's not ostracise any juniors or new football followers though. Fresh voices and debate in here is always a positive thing.

Unless they are United fans

 

[Clegg]

Her fatniss is not even the problem, it's just her face is devoid of facial features unless painted on[/spoiler]

Fatness?

You're turning into odd morsel.

Cmon son.

 

[Slizz]

She starts off lathering up her left leg then it's magically her right leg with no interchange.

If I had been in charge of continuity I would've made sure her legs were correct forthe second take by positioning them myself. For both art and science. Unless of course those are two clips cut together.

Lol it's 2 clips, I'm assuming it cuts to the other person on the phone at some point and then back.

J Lawrence is a nice change of pace. A normal celebrity, people say it like thats a bad thing. She's got massive tits, down to earth attitude and can make fun of herself.... Sounnnnds attractive.

 

[3Sixty]

Don't listen to Arnie. He got excited cos Borini was able to run around Old Trafford for 20 mins just a few days after he got back to training. What a player.

Don't forget when Henderson played with a cold.

Man among boys.

 

[Kyoufu]

I love that scene.

 

[L1NETT]

Wish I had a gif of the moment in The Inbetweeners when Will walks into the cubicle and says "What the hell is going on in here?"

---

On Championship wonderkids, surely Will Hughes is the one we should be talking about? I have seen him play live and he is quality. Seems like a Wnger style player though.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Say what you mean and mean what you say.

We're signing Zaha and he's class.

Don't listen to Arnie. He got excited cos Borini was able to run around Old Trafford for 20 mins just a few days after he got back to training. What a player.

#stalwart #modelprofessional #trueliverpoolhero #thenewdirkkuyt

 

[dc89]

Nobody wanted to be slain.

:lol

 

[Hixx]

Unless they are United fans

Or Liverpool fans. Or Newcastle fans.

 

[Clegg]

Wish I had a gif of the moment in The Inbetweeners when Will walks into the cubicle and says "What the hell is going on in here?"

---

On Championship wonderkids, surely Will Hughes is the one we should be talking about? I have seen him play live and he is quality. Seems like a Wnger style player though.

He's very young though.

He'd be better off getting regular games for a Championship than being a squad player for a Premier League team.

 

[Linius]

Wow, what a cunt. Lorenzo Ebecilio's exclusive club rolex is for sale. He got that watch as a gift for becoming league winners last season.

http://www.nlwatch.nl/nl/horloges-modern/rolex-explorer-214270-full-size#35-DSC_2135

 

[Bo-Locks]

/watching SNL
Fuck, Jennifer Lawrence is so plain looking, it's cray.

It's like she's a killer android that they engineered to be as plain looking as possible so that she'd be able to get away with everything because everyone would be so indifferent to her that they would have no way of remembering her face.

Spoiler

hides from Bo-Locks

She beat Meryl.

 

[3Sixty]

---

On Championship wonderkids, surely Will Hughes is the one we should be talking about? I have seen him play live and he is quality. Seems like a Wnger style player though.

Not really seen enough off him (Sure i will next season)

I like Buckley at Brighton, not exactly a wonderkid but decent player, shame he just signed a new deal. That an he is playing for that cunt Poyet.

 

[Salazar]

He's very young though.

He'd be better off getting regular games for a Championship than being a squad player for a Premier League team.

Chelsea will buy him, loan him, and he'll develop a McEachran ego and start giving interviews about his England CM partnership with Wilshere.

 

[Wilbur]

Or Liverpool fans. Or Newcastle fans.

To be honest, the only fan groups I could see people hating on in here are United, Liverpool Dortmund and Barca.

Arsenal and Newcastle don't have too many cunts here, the Chelsea fans are nice, all the City fans are decent fellows. Us and Liverpool contain all the cunts.

For all the fuck Bayern, its generally the Dortmund fans being arrogant and hating :lol, I love their banter

Madrid fans are quite quiet on here, but then we have Verano/Keit4/Big Boss/G-Unit, the holy rectangle of pretentiousness

 

[Kyoufu]

To be honest, the only fan groups I could see people hating on in here are United, Liverpool Dortmund and Barca.

Arsenal and Newcastle don't have too many cunts here, the Chelsea fans are nice, all the City fans are decent fellows. Us and Liverpool contain all the cunts.

For all the fuck Bayern, its generally the Dortmund fans being arrogant and hating :lol, I love their banter

Madrid fans are quite quiet on here, but then we have Verano/Keit4/Big Boss/G-Unit, the holy rectangle of pretentiousness

I will turn up the cunt-o-meter when we're back to our winning ways.

In the Championship.

 

[Hixx]

the skunks are only tolerable at the moment because they are fucking shit

Have you noticed that all the posters that appeared to the arse-end of last season have disappeared this season? It's hilarious.

 

[L1NETT]

I will turn up the cunt-o-meter when we're back to our winning ways.

In the Championship.

Ahh the Championship is nothing to fear!

I had to watch my team....at Morecambe. I felt like Doctor Who going back in time.

---

BBC Sport said Sunderland close to getting Mauro Zarate on loan. Interesting.

 

[Billy Big Bollocks]

i luv u alreddi

WHO ARE YOU

REVEAL YOURSELF

I am a Chelsea fan from Croydon.

 

[Kyoufu]

the skunks are only tolerable at the moment because they are fucking shit

Have you noticed that all the posters that appeared to the arse-end of last season have disappeared this season? It's hilarious.

Yeah they disappoint me.

It's ok though Hixx. I'll always be here for you.

 

[Salazar]

the skunks are only tolerable at the moment because they are fucking shit

Have you noticed that all the posters that appeared to the arse-end of last season have disappeared this season? It's hilarious.

I remember a Newcastle fan who made a thread in OT about how awesome they were and how well they would do.

I wonder if it is locked.

 

[Phantast2k]

I see that and that's ok, far from a gold standard, but still fine.
However and more importantly: that doesn't fix her face.

The Jennifer Lawrence attractiveness denial is one of the most ludicrous hive-thoughts on GAF of recent times.

Well, but there's just as many people crying foul at that so no hive-mind.
+ serious/genuine question: isn't gaf = person, hive-mind etc. talk bannable? I could've sworn I've seen someone banned over it.

Jennifer Lawrence can look amazing one day and the next she has a touch of the Woll Smoths.

Fatness?

You're turning into odd morsel.

Cmon son.

I'm not into plumpers, but I'm also not obsessed with a girl's BMI, I was just making a play on words + she obviously slimmed down in the past year or so.

 

[Kyoufu]

BREAKING NEWS: Mbiwa has SIGNED for Newcastle United.

YES

YES

YES

 

[Carbonox]

I remember a Newcastle fan who made a thread in OT about how awesome they were and how well they would do.

I wonder if it is locked.

He's still around I think. Every so often he appears with his usual optimism flavour. Even when getting spanked he goes on about comebacks and shit.

Bless him.