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[faridmon]

Just came from a shitty gig.

A shitty gig is so shitty. I really regret spending £10 for it.

 

[Kyoufu]

Just came from a shitty gig.

A shitty gig is so shitty. I really regret spending £10 for it.

Shit music and no females to talk to?

 

[faridmon]

I wish EA/FIFA team would get their act together and let you play as a womens team.

Yeah, whats up with that? Women's football is more popular now than ever.

Bloody EA! Son of a Suarez! All lot of them!

 

[faridmon]

Shit music and no females to talk to?

Shit Music

Spoiler

and no women to talk to because I am such a wuss

 

[Willkiller]

Shit music and no females to talk to?

There's always females

 

[Wes]

“The only good things in England were when I was at Carrington training. Everything else in England was bad things.”

When asked what he didn’t like about England he replied, “The press, the weather, the food, the way I like to drive, are all bad things about England.”

Balotelli also refused to answer a question from a Sun journalist, stating, “Your newspaper always wrote bad things about me, so I don’t want to answer any of your questions.”

Mario ;_;

 

[Arnie]

Was this posted for Liverpool-GAF?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/feb/01/liverpool-jordan-henderson-interview

Nice one, fancied a quick wank before bed.

In every single one of these performances Shinji Kagawa has been substituted off and to me this is no coincidence.

Many would argue that the Japanese midfielder hasn’t set the world alight so far, and they would be right

Well said.

 

[Gareth Bale]

I'm not sure why Ferguson bought Kagawa to be honest. He seems to plays such a specific role, and one that United don't typically use.

Well said.

You taken that first line way out of context.

 

[Arnie]

I'm not sure why Ferguson bought Kagawa to be honest. He seems to plays such a specific role, and one that United don't typically use.



You taken that first line way out of context.

I've taken the whole thing out of context.

They were the only two lines that registered.

Shinjury can do one, little spenk.

 

[Fintan]

How much in-game time should normally pass when you all continue in a game of FM online? A couple of hours or should it skip to the next day? It seems to be taking ages to progress for us.

 

[Gareth Bale]

How much in-game time should normally pass when you all continue in a game of FM online? A couple of hours or should it skip to the next day? It seems to be taking ages to progress for us.

Depends how many people are playing, and also on how much news they get. If you're doing more stuff (i.e. scouting, transfers, subscribed to more news) then it will take much longer to get through a day.

 

[Fintan]

Depends how many people are playing, and also on how much news they get. If you're doing more stuff (i.e. scouting, transfers, subscribed to more news) then it will take much longer to get through a day.

There's 3 of us. So it'll speed up a bit in the actual season?

 

[Gareth Bale]

There's 3 of us. So it'll speed up a bit in the actual season?

Maybe. I'm guessing if you're in the transfer window then people are putting in a lot of bids and that will slow things down. Make sure you set your games to be at the same time by the way. Otherwise it's going to be a nightmare waiting around.

 

[K1LLER7]

I'm not sure why Ferguson bought Kagawa to be honest. He seems to plays such a specific role, and one that United don't typically use.

You taken that first line way out of context.

He's not had the best of starts with the injury, but I think we'll start to see him affecting games more now. On the left in the past couple of matches, he's started to have a influence, linking up well with the the likes of Rooney, Welbeck, Carrick and Cleverly. At the moment, i'd prefer for him to start on the left and cut in to link up with the others.

 

[choodi]

Speaking of Puyol, I hate how this video has 7+ million views of Neymar "humiliating" Puyol.

Lol quite a lot of dislikes, most likely because Puyol actually does well, doesn't get humiliated lol.

Puyol does his job perfectly there. Blocks him twice and then forces a stupid pass. Neymar will be the one humiliated when he finally moves to Europe, defenders are going to eat him up.

 

[feel]

Yeah that's dumb. The only time I remember seeing Puyol getting truly humiliated was so many years ago when Zidane did a backheel turn on him and made his ass hit the grass. I think it was a Barca/Madrid game but it could've been for the national teams.

 

[Messi]

Loved that time he got angry at Daniel Alves (and some other cunt) for celebrating with a dance a goal in an away game near the end of a match where Barca were already winning by a lot of goals, he just ran up to then and told them to cut the crap. Legend.

It was Thiago and Alves. Fucking idiots. Club fined them and they were told to apologise, which they did.

Edit: I like the video of Messi owning Nani in the CL Final on YouTube. Maybe it's more impressive to me that he dummied a guy like Nani vs someone like Evans.

 

[Broder Salsa]

THE sad state of my sexual affairs is that a fairly decetly looking girl just spent 3 hours pretencding to my boyfriend to avoid some othetr even biggrr creep than me,and then just ditchign me at a taxi, although she did try and set me up with some random fatties but mang, i'm going for high class
¨

Anyone wants cyber sex?

 

[Zabojnik]

Dash Kappei posted this in the Orbis thread:

With Coutinho joining, the LIVERPOOL SOC is bound to be a beast :/

Spoiler

Fuck you Moratti you fucking cheapskate

Yurt, I was promised he'd post here!

 

[Broder Salsa]

Cuntinho is shit, fuck inter, juve, liverpool and especially barca #########WISEWORDS

 

[arkon]

It was Thiago and Alves. Fucking idiots. Club fined them and they were told to apologise, which they did.

Edit: I like the video of Messi owning Nani in the CL Final on YouTube. Maybe it's more impressive to me that he dummied a guy like Nani vs someone like Evans.

Not as good as O'Shea nutmegging Figo.

 

[Messi]

THE sad state of my sexual affairs is that a fairly decetly looking girl just spent 3 hours pretencding to my boyfriend to avoid some othetr even biggrr creep than me,and then just ditchign me at a taxi, although she did try and set me up with some random fatties but mang, i'm going for high class
¨

Anyone wants cyber sex?

Someone has been on the sauce!

You can hold out for Chloe! Dont do it

 

[Messi]

Cuntinho is shit, fuck inter, juve, liverpool and especially barca #########WISEWORDS

NO FUCK YOU BUDDY

 

[Broder Salsa]

Someone has been on the sauce!

You can hold out for Chloe! Dont do it

the girl i have been dry humping all night got the biggest tits you can ever imagine beimg on a 20 uyear old. She filled my belly button with candly wax earlier, ture story

 

[Broder Salsa]

thsi was all i got this night #CHIANDONTCARE

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..........................

 

[Broder Salsa]

Well I messed up that one

 

[Messi]

the girl i have been dry humping all night got the biggest tits you can ever imagine beimg on a 20 uyear old. She filled my belly button with candly wax earlier, ture story

Drunk wooden is best wooden. I do like them big titties!

Pics required.

 

[GorillaJu]

Wooden needs to be tucked in. Even Batman needs a rest sometimes.

 

[Broder Salsa]

im abotu to play fifa with quiche irish and mr. cola so deal with it

 

[arkon]

THE sad state of my sexual affairs is that a fairly decetly looking girl just spent 3 hours pretencding to my boyfriend to avoid some othetr even biggrr creep than me,and then just ditchign me at a taxi, although she did try and set me up with some random fatties but mang, i'm going for high class
¨

Anyone wants cyber sex?

I take off my wizard robe and start my incantation

 

[Messi]

im abotu to play fifa with quiche irish and mr. cola so deal with it

Who the fuck is Irish? I am not invited? The fuck?

I take off my wizard robe and start my incantation

Holy shit

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Drunk Wooden is best Wooden.

 

[Suen]

Lol you are talking about this.

Thiago had just scored the 5th goal against Rayo.

Speaking of Puyol, I hate how this video has 7+ million views of Neymar "humiliating" Puyol.

Lol quite a lot of dislikes, most likely because Puyol actually does well, doesn't get humiliated lol.

I don't even understand how one is capable of seeing that as "humiliation". Must be some emotional Madrid-fan that accepted using anything after a loss against Barca :lol

Edit: either way Puyol is awesome. Much respect for the guy.

 

[GorillaJu]

Drunk Wooden is best Wooden.

Enjoy losing in Fifa.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Enjoy losing in Fifa.

Can't find a game! Fucking sucks.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Enjoy losing in Fifa.

We cant stop traditions just cause im drunk

 

[cartoon_soldier]

I'm not sure why Ferguson bought Kagawa to be honest. He seems to plays such a specific role, and one that United don't typically use.

Would help if we had a consistent midfield going

 

[Broder Salsa]

Enjoy losing in Fifa.

MAN OF THE MATCH. I am not even kidding

 

[rodvik]

I wish EA/FIFA team would get their act together and let you play as a womens team.

I would play that.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

I can't believe he actually got man of the match.

 

[Suen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ1GDUnEyFM

That's the clip where Puyol takes the lighter away from Pique. What the hell is up with Pique's reaction. Why does he grab his right arm as if he's suffering from an unimaginable pain only after Puyol takes the lighter away? Was he hoping it was a Madrid player who touched him? :lol

Anyway respect for Puyol for carrying on the match despite the dumbshit supporter and fuck supporters who use laser pointers at the players.

 

[GorillaJu]

MAN OF THE MATCH. I am not even kidding

Oprah wants to see the receipts.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Oprah wants to see the receipts.

BITCH

 

[Messi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ1GDUnEyFM

That's the clip where Puyol takes the lighter away from Pique. What the hell is up with Pique's reaction. Why does he grab his right arm as if he's suffering from an unimaginable pain only after Puyol takes the lighter away? Was he hoping it was a Madrid player who touched him? :lol

Anyway respect for Puyol for carrying on the match despite the dumbshit supporter and fuck supporters who use laser pointers at the players.

He hurt his arm sliding epically to stop ronaldo. You can see he is hurt before Puyol touches him.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Now those cunts are callimng me racist for talking about wu tang clan songs, i'm not racist, RIP ODB

 

[arkon]

My glistening wand is re-holstered. The incantation broken. The robe is back on. I slink away to bed dejected at the lack of response.

 

[GQman2121]

Now those cunts are callimng me racist for talking about wu tang clan songs, i'm not racist, RIP ODB

Which is exactly what a racist person would say. For shame. For shame.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Now those cunts are callimng me racist for talking about wu tang clan songs, i'm not racist, RIP ODB

Still not as racist as Kyoufu.

 

[Sloosha]

My glistening wand is re-holstered. The incantation broken. The robe is back on. I slink away to bed dejected at the lack of response.

I was just about to pull out my Nimbus 2000 and 2 Bludgers. How disappointing.

 

[Salazar]

Still not as racist as Kyoufu.

Who does Kyoufu hate ?

Turks, was it ?