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Football Thread |OT15| About as productive as Tika Taka

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Arnie

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Wilbury said:
<3

Seriously though today has been shit. Not feeling it right now. Just fuck it.

If we lose tomorrow I'll go postal.
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After the elation of Everton losing fell away today was grim for me, too. Just sat on the sofa watching guff football matches, eating pringles, sipping coke and spudding about. Can't afford to go out with the rest of my housemates, so after MOTD I'm going to read in bed until I fall asleep.

Such an unproductive 24 hours.
 
A

arkon

Member
Arnie said:
PES 5 was my favourite, although I'd upgraded to the 360 by PES 6, so I don't know what it was like. PES 6 in 360 was alright, but nowhere near as good as PES 5 on PS2. God, it was perfect.
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Yeah, PES5 for me too. Stopped playing the series after that really.
 
W

Wilbur

Banned
Arnie said:
After the elation of Everton losing fell away today was grim for me, too. Just sat on the sofa watching guff football matches, eating pringles, sipping coke and spudding about. Can't afford to go out with the rest of my housemates, so after MOTD I'm going to read in bed until I fall asleep.

Such an unproductive 24 hours.
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Yeah, mine was just as unproductive, with the added caveat of fucking ex girlfriend pissing me off for no reason whatsoever other than to be a dickhead.

And I'm missing all the football tomorrow due to work, got Monday night and Thursday to completely this whole essay. This week's going to be utter shit.

Last post /life
 
A

Arnie

Member
Southampton have missed so many chances here. They play some really nice football, wouldn't be surprised to see them get something against us next week.
 
V

Vivalaraza

Member
Sky Italia reporting Neymar > Barca for €92m.

Sky Italia have got like the last 2 things right, so I'm gonna believe it.

€92m LOOOOLLL
 
LabouredSubterfuge

LabouredSubterfuge

Member
Wilbury said:
<3

Seriously though today has been shit. Not feeling it right now. Just fuck it.

If we lose tomorrow I'll go postal.
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Don't sweat it Wilbz. We all have our shitty days. Plonk yourself down, have a brew and admire this formation:

----------------De GOD----------------

Rafa-----Rio-----------Vidic------Evra

Nani---ClevGOD--Carrick---KaGODwa

------------------Rooney---------------

-------------------RVP------------------


See, all better.
 
A

Arnie

Member
LabouredSubterfuge said:
Don't sweat it Wilbz. We all have our shitty days. Plonk yourself down, have a brew and admire this formation:

----------------De GOD----------------

Rafa-----Rio-----------Vidic------Evra

Nani---ClevGOD--Carrick---KaGODwa

------------------Rooney---------------

-------------------RVP------------------


See, all better.
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Life is shit.
 
W

Wilbur

Banned
Vivalaraza said:
Sky Italia reporting Neymar > Barca for €92m.

Sky Italia have got like the last 2 things right, so I'm gonna believe it.

€92m LOOOOLLL
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If true what is wrong with those fucks, damn. Could buy 13 Bebe's with that money

LabouredSubterfuge said:
Don't sweat it Wilbz. We all have our shitty days. Plonk yourself down, have a brew and admire this formation:

----------------De GOD----------------

Rafa-----Rio-----------Vidic------Evra

Nani---ClevGOD--Carrick---KaGODwa

------------------Rooney---------------

-------------------RVP------------------


See, all better.
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Just beautiful. But I reckon it'll be Evans 4 Vidic, Valencia 4 Nani, Chicha 4 RVP
 
S

Sviatoslav

Member
92 million for Neymar seems ridiculous. Who is Barca bidding against? I mean say they offered Santos 80 million, would Santos turn that down? No way.
 
F

Fry

Member
I drove through the desert last night.
I carried the weight of our last fight.
Elvis singing ‘Don’t be Cruel’ and I wonder if you feel it too.
It’s like we’re going under.
Somewhere outside the lonely Esmeralda County line,
The question of my heart came to my mind:
If I go on with you by my side,
Can it be the way it was when we met?
Did you forget all about those golden nights?
Maybe if thieves stole your heart or maybe we just drifted apart.
I remember driving in my daddy’s car to the airfield,
Blanket on the hood, backs against the windshield.
Back then this thing was running on momentum, love and trust.
That paradise is buried in the dust.
If I go on with you by my side,
Can it be the way it was when we met?
Did you forget all about those golden nights?
(The way it was, it was.)
All of our plans are falling through.
Sometimes a dream, it don’t come true.
Darling. Darling
(If we go on can it be)
Can it be the way it was when we met?
Did you forget all about them golden nights?
If I go on with you by my side,
Can it be the way it was?
My heart is true.
Girl, it’s just you I’m thinking of.
Can it be the way it was?
(Maybe thieves stole your heart.)
 
LabouredSubterfuge

LabouredSubterfuge

Member
Liverpool F.C. is hard as hell
United, Tottenham, Arsenal
Watch my lips, and I will spell
'cause they don't just play, but they can rap as well
Liverpool F.C.
Liverpool F.C.
My idea was to build Liverpool into a bastion of invincibility...
Napoleon had that idea he'd have conquered the bloody world
Walk on... walk on... with hope... in your heart... and you'll never walk...
alone
Alright Aldo
Sound as a pound
I'm cushty la but there's nothing down
The rest of the lads ain't got it sussed
We'll have to learn 'em to talk like us
Well I'm rapping now, I'm rapping for fun
I'm your goalie, the number one
You can take the mick, don't call me a clown
Any more lip and you're going down
Alright Ace, we're great me and you
But the other lads don't talk like we do
No they don't talk like we do, do they do la
We'll have to learn 'em to talk propah
Walk on... walk on... with hope... in your heart... and you'll ne... ver walk...
alone
You two scousers are always yapping
I'm gonna show you some serious rapping
I come from Jamaica, my name is John Barnes
When I do my thing the crowd go bananas
How's he doing the Jamaica rap?
He's from just south of the Watford Gap
He gives us stick about the north/south divide
'cause they got the jobs
Yeah, but we got the side
Well I came to England looking for fame
So come on Kenny man, give us a game
'cause I'm sat on the bench paying my dues with the blues
I'm very big down under, but my wife disagrees
They've won the league, bigger stars than Dallas
They got more silver than Buckingham Palace
No-one knows quite what to expect
When the red machine's in full effect
Well Steve McMahon sure can rap
It's about time he had an England cap
So come on Bobby Robson, he's the man
'cause if anyone can, Macca can
Macca-can... Macca-can... Macca-can... Macca-can...
 
V

Vivalaraza

Member
(Hey, Hey)
BYE, BYE, BYE
BYE, BYE...
BYE, BYE...
OH, OH..

I'm doin' THIS tonight
You're probably gonna start a fight.
I know this can't be RIGHT.
Hey baby COME ON,
I love you endlessly,
When you weren't there for me.
So now it's time to leave and make it alone
I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie
I wanna see you out that door BABY
bye, bye, bye, bye...

bye bye
Don't wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two
You may hate me but it ain't no lie,baby
bye, bye, bye, bye...
bye bye
Don't really wanna make it tough,
I just wanna tell you that I had enough.
might sound crazy,
But it ain't no lie,
baby, bye bye bye

(no, no)
(You)
Just hit me with the truth
Now, girl you're more than welcome to.
So give me one good reason,
baby come on
I live for you and me,
And now I really come to see,
That life would be much better once you're gone.

I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie,
I wanna see you out that door
baby, bye, bye, bye...
bye bye
Don't wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two
You may hate me but it ain't no lie,
baby bye, bye, bye...
bye, bye
Don't really wanna make it tough,
I just wanna tell you that I had enough (noo noo)
might sound crazy,
But it ain't no lie,
baby, bye bye, bye

I'm giving up I know for sure
I don't wanna be the reason for your love no more
Bye Bye
I'm checkin' out
I'm signin' off
I Don't wanna be the loser and I've had enough

I Don't wanna be your fool
In this game for two
So I'm leavin' you behind
Bye, bye, bye...

I don't wanna make it tough (wanna make it tough)
But I had enough
And it ain't no lie (Bye, bye baby...)
Bye, Bye
I Don't wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two (I don't wanna be your fool)
But it ain't no lie
Baby bye, bye, bye...

Don't really wanna make it tough (don't really wanna make it tough),
I just wanna tell you that I had enough (that I had enough).
Might sound crazy,
But it ain't no lie,
Bye, bye, bye
 
W

Wilbur

Banned
Anywhere I go a fly girl will please me, east to west college girls are easy

This story's kinda funny, its one about honeys, now Debbie was a girl who used to do it like a bunny. and how about mona, her hips was like a motor i heard she liked to do it in the back of a toyota. and then there was amy, now how can ya blame me? she wanted it so bad she offered to pay me. and vicki and weezie, both a bit sleezy, 'cause all college girls are just too easy!

anywhere i go a fly girl will please me, east to west college girls are easy (x2)

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, days a week the college girls be beggin to get a guy that sexually performs, so whenever i get horny i go to the dorms. went to the dorms sunday around midnight, i saw a honey and she gave me an invite to her room and said that she had been scopin me in english class and now she was hopin just to talk (yeah right) but now instead, since we was alone she she had to get me into bed. i nibbled on her ear and said &quot;i hope youre in condition&quot; then she got down in the yokalite position, took off her clothes and said her name was diana, her chest was bigger than the state of indiana. she said, &quot;lets get busy, i dont wanna lose ya&quot; and needless to say, i knocked it like a hoosier.

anywhere i go a find girl will please me, east to west college girls are easy(x2)
 
B

Baconsaurus Rex

Member
Sucking on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?

Sucking' on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
What else is in the teaches of peaches?
Like sex on the beaches, Huh? What?

Huh? Right. What? Uhh
Huh? What? Right. Uhh

Huh? What? Right. Uhh
Huh? What? Right. Uhh

SIS IUD, stay in school 'cause it's the best
IUD SIS, stay in school 'cause it's the best
IUD SIS, stay in school 'cause it's the best
IUD SIS, stay in school 'cause it's the best

Sucking' on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away

Huh? What? Right. Uhh
Huh? What? Right. Uhh
What else in the teaches of peaches?
Like sex on the beaches
Huh? What? Right. Uhh

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
 
S

Sviatoslav

Member
Wilbury said:
Extra 12m is to bring along his hair stylists
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Let's hope he shares those stylists with his new teammates.

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A

arkon

Member
What the fuck happened to Everton?

Poor farid, he was dead on yesterday. Apple juice without enjoyment, always a bad sign.
 
C

Clegg

Member
And you're standing here beside me
I love the passing of time
Never for money
Always for love
Cover up and say goodnight
 
A

Arnie

Member
So no one told you life was gonna' be this way
your job's a joke, you're broke, your lovelife's DOA
its like you're always stuck in second gear
when it hasn't been your day
your week
your month
or even your year, but

I'll be there for you
(when the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
'cause you're there for me to

you're still in bed at ten and work began at eight
you burnt your breakfast so far things are going great
your mother warned you there'd be days like these
but she didn't tell you when
or where,
you'd be brought down to your knees
and

no one could ever know me
no one could ever see me
seems you're the only one who knows
what its like to be me
someone to face the day with
make it through all the rest with
someone I'll always be with
even in my worst or best its you yeah

its like your always stuck in second gear
and when it hasn't been your day your week your month or even your year
 
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Vivalaraza

Member
Arnie said:
So no one told you life was gonna' be this way
your job's a joke, you're broke, your lovelife's DOA
its like you're always stuck in second gear
when it hasn't been your day
your week
your month
or even your year, but

I'll be there for you
(when the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
'cause you're there for me to

you're still in bed at ten and work began at eight
you burnt your breakfast so far things are going great
your mother warned you there'd be days like these
but she didn't tell you when
or where,
you'd be brought down to your knees
and

no one could ever know me
no one could ever see me
seems you're the only one who knows
what its like to be me
someone to face the day with
make it through all the rest with
someone I'll always be with
even in my worst or best its you yeah

its like your always stuck in second gear
and when it hasn't been your day your week your month or even your year
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Looooooooolllll

Nicely done
 
Y

Yen

Member
Home, is where I want to be
But I guess I'm already there
I came home, she lifted up her wings
I guess that this must be the place
 
W

Wilbur

Banned
How can I think I'm standing strong,
Yet feel the air beneath my feet?
How can happiness feel so wrong?
How can misery feel so sweet?
How can you let me watch you sleep,
Then break my dreams the way you do?
How can I have got in so deep?
Why did I fall in love with you?

CHORUS:
This is the closest thing to crazy I have ever been
Feeling twenty-two, acting seventeen,
This is the nearest thing to crazy I have ever known,
I was never crazy on my own…
And now I know that there's a link between the two,
Being close to craziness and being close to you.

How can you make me fall apart
Then break my fall with loving lies?
It's so easy to break a heart;
It's so easy to close your eyes.
How can you treat me like a child
Yet like a child I yearn for you?
How can anyone feel so wild?
How can anyone feel so blue?

CHORUS

...and being close to you
...and being close to you.
 
C

Clegg

Member
I can't tell one from another
Did I find you, or you find me?
There was a time before we were born
If someone asks, this where I'll be where I'll be




Arnie wins this round.
 
A

Arnie

Member
Clegg said:
Arnie wins this round.
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Even so, I'm still a 'grating, Cognitive dissonance infected, bothersome irritant that, even when they have inkling of truth in their posts, is destroyed by a tone that reminiscing of my painful saliva I had last night.'
 
F

Fry

Member
Wilbury, he's a cunt
Fuck him
Fuck him
Fuck him and cum on his forehead

Wilbury, he's a cunt
Fuck him
Fuck him
Fuck him and cum on his forehead
Wilbury, he's a cunt
Fuck him
Fuck him
Fuck him and cum on his forehead
Wilbury, he's a cunt
Fuck him
Fuck him
Fuck him and cum on his forehead
Wilbury, he's a cunt
Fuck him
Fuck him
Fuck him and cum on his forehead
 
C

Clegg

Member
Arnie said:
Even so, I'm still a 'grating, Cognitive dissonance infected, bothersome irritant that, even when they have inkling of truth in their posts, is destroyed by a tone that reminiscing of my painful saliva I had last night.'
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But we're still ur friends.
 
Y

Yen

Member
oooooh We drift in and out
oooooh Sing into my mouth
Of all those kinds of people
You got a face with a view
 
V

Vivalaraza

Member
Fry8 said:
Wilbury, he's a cunt
Fuck him
Fuck him
Fuck him and cum on his forehead

Wilbury, he's a cunt
Fuck him
Fuck him
Fuck him and cum on his forehead
Wilbury, he's a cunt
Fuck him
Fuck him
Fuck him and cum on his forehead
Wilbury, he's a cunt
Fuck him
Fuck him
Fuck him and cum on his forehead
Wilbury, he's a cunt
Fuck him
Fuck him
Fuck him and cum on his forehead
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What are you doing?
 
W

Wilbur

Banned
Why doesn't fry just burn in hell
Today is not the day to anger sweet wilbs
If you do I'll burn your house
Shit on the t shirt of Mario Gomez
Cut off his anus
You'll cry
I won't care
Where is the pussy man
 
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