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Football Thread |OT15| About as productive as Tika Taka

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Suen

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Clegg said:
FFS the clocks have gone forward by an hour. I had no idea that was today.

Give me back my hour of sleep you pricks.
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Shit man don't scare me like that. I thought it had gone forward here but I think it's later this month as you said. I haven't changed the clock in my room since the DST occured last year so when summer time comes I don't have to do shit. Fuck this time shifting bullshit every year.
 
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Suen

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Wednesday is going to be so depressing. It's like I've been watching a sinking ship ever since the first leg. Wilshere save us :(
 
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Lightning

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Fry8 said:
At the same time, I bet you'd love to see him at Arsenal.
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As a football player, hell yeah, I still wouldn't support his other stuff though. Such a great player footballer. He's one of those rare gems who can turn a game aganist any team by almost single handed.
 
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Fry

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Lightning said:
As a football player, hell yeah, I still wouldn't support his other stuff though. Such a great player footballer. He's one of those rare gems who can turn a game aganist any team by almost single handed.
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He's amazing, and he still surprises me nowadays with how good he is and what he can do.
 
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Broder Salsa

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FootballFan said:
He is singing more Cher?
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Seriously look at these Podolski fan fiction stories (nsfw obviously):

Podolski and Oxlade visits brazil (includes neymar)
http://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/celebrity/podolski-and-oxlade-visit-brazil.html

Lukas didn't really care for this type of scene. He was 100% straight and a real family man, but he had just recently found out that his wife had been cheating with another Arsenal teammate, Jack Wilshere. He was only at this club to support his young, naïve, and sexually inexperienced friend. He walked around the club gloomily with a rum and coke in hand, sifting through text messages on his phone with the other. Lots of sleazy, "dirty" old wealthy Brazilian and foreign men were catcalling him. After all, it wasn't too often that you'd find a young, fit, blue-eyed, 100% white man in this part of the country.

"Hey Lukas, I found a guy to do a private dance for us! Come on, mate!" Alex called out to his friend who seemed not at all interested but didn't want to disappoint his friend.

"Okay let's go. How much are we paying?" Lukas asked.

"200 euros," Alex responded.

"200 euros?!" Lukas asked in a tone that suggested he was unsure if that was a good deal or a complete rip-off.

Nevertheless, Lukas followed his friend back to a private room where a seemingly young, fragile, beautifully brown-skinned Brazilian boy was setting up for the private show.

"He's fucking beautiful, mate," Alex whispered in Lukas' ear. Lukas was indifferent.

The boy stripper was wearing only a pair of briefs designed with the Brazilian flag. He was very skinny, but had somewhat of a decent ass on him (another stereotype of Brazil the European guys had imagined), and funkily-styled hair in the form of a mohawk.
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Podolski and Ballack (Ballack is really weird in this and wants Podolski to call him daddy)
http://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/celebrity/michael-ballack-lukas-podolski.html

Podolski and Giroud
http://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/celebrity/giroud-podolski.html

Podolski and Gregory van der Wiel
http://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/celebrity/podolski-and-gregory-van-der-wiel.html

random Podolski :
http://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/celebrity/lukas-podolski/lukas-podolski-1
http://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/celebrity/lukas-podolski/lukas-podolski-2

Main suspect : BUD
 
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PrematureQuiche

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Willkiller said:
You have no idea what's going on right now :lol :lol :lol
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WoodenLung said:
Seriously look at these Podolski fan fiction stories (nsfw obviously):

Podolski and Oxlade visits brazil (includes neymar)
http://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/celebrity/podolski-and-oxlade-visit-brazil.html

Podolski and Ballack (Ballack is really weird in this and wants Podolski to call him daddy)
http://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/celebrity/michael-ballack-lukas-podolski.html

Podolski and Giroud
http://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/celebrity/giroud-podolski.html

Podolski and Gregory van der Wiel
http://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/celebrity/podolski-and-gregory-van-der-wiel.html

random Podolski :
http://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/celebrity/lukas-podolski/lukas-podolski-1
http://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/celebrity/lukas-podolski/lukas-podolski-2
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Most of these read here - http://bit.ly/XbmEHy
 
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Lightning

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Watching the highlights of the Reading game. Bloody hell Reading's finishing is awful, a few awesome chances and they blew them all. Their only goal was a stupid own goal and their defending is still all over the place.

Bye bye Reading. Think you're going down and you can take this season as a learning experience.
 
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R10Neymarfan

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Because I wanted to post something
 
Y

Yurt

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Thanks guys. No fun in a business trip I'm afraid.
girlfriend 'might' be on her period during the whole thing. Fingers crossed :(


Zabojnik said:
I just wanted to say that I'm with FootballFan and Messi (and that drunk Andres, I guess) on Tuesday. Nothing against our Milan bros, it would be pretty epic if the Diavolo made it through. But I'm kinda getting tired of the 'lol, Barca' attitude here and I'd rather we draw them than Milan in the quarterfinals anyway. So ... REMUNTADAAAAAA!!!
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I would really love it if we get Barcelona.

We're more than capable of knocking out Milan over two legs, we did that a couple of times in the Coppa already. :p
 
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Lightning

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Yurt said:
I would really love it if we get Barcelona.

We're more than capable of knocking out Milan over two legs, we did that a couple of times in the Coppa already. :p
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Barcelona's farce is over. Juve can have Madrid.

I so hope Milan finishes the job on Barca. That will be funny to see Barca and Messi fail!
 
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Yurt

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AndresON777 said:
Juventus would get crushed by Barça. Probably your worst match up. Besides Madrid of course

-I'm bored. Que haces Mumei
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Lose? Maybe. 'Crushed'? No chance! If you can't break Milan's Serie B defense, how are you going to score past Barzagli, Chiellini and Buffon? Not to mention we're used to defending as a unit.

Vidal will surely be all over Messi, Marchisio will put Iniesta in his back pocket, Awesomoah will smother Dani Alves and Sir Lich will bully your Alba.
 
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