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[Wilbur]

Then who is Claire?

privacy is dead

wanna trade moms?

I'll trade your mum's number and your muscles for my mum's number and my chest hair

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Then who is Claire?

she's hot

 

[Linius]

Pulga got some serious muscles.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Wilbs you know damn well that your mum would shag pulga if they ever meet

You would shag pulga if you ever meet

 

[keit4]

Silvio just scored for Deportivo the best goal of the season:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP224MYhTQo

 

[Wilbur]

Pulga's a little bitch that would try to have two honeys at the same time

My mother is not one of your rancid soccer teams, pecho frio

 

[Carbonox]

I'll post a gif of mum fudding herself into a sweaty coma the day Everton win a cup



Titus Bramble smells bro



Christ

Seriously why does everyone want to fuck my mum. All my mates tell me they want to sniff her knickers and stuff

I just feel sorry for my dad no one ever wants to fuck him

Not even my mum

Kharma you CUNT

I'll fuck your dad

Spoiler

to sniff your mum's pillows

Show me a picture of Pulga. He can join in if he's as buff as people say.

 

[Wilbur]

Silvio just scored for Deportivo the best goal of the season:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP224MYhTQo

Wow that is a great hit. I think my thunderbolt of the season is Umtiti's for Lyon

I'll fuck your dad

Spoiler

to sniff your mum's pillows

Your face would be pressed deep into them as my father grunted and ruffled your hair from behind and pulled at your Ameobi shirt for extra leverage

 

[pulga]

Pulga's a little bitch that would try to have two honeys at the same time

My mother is not one of your rancid soccer teams, pecho frio

holy shit your mom shagged Elvis?

 

[kharma45]

privacy is dead

I must investigate further.

 

[pulga]

I must investigate further.

Already did.

Would.

 

[Sviatoslav]

It took me like 2 seconds to find pictures of Wilbz mom on facebook. How pathetic are the rest of footy gaf's internet detective skills?

 

[bud]

holy shit your mom shagged Elvis?

man, he shared the love tunnel with elvis?

i'm so jelly

 

[Wilbur]

You are all on my ignore list

 

[Hixx]

KHARMA PLS

 

[faridmon]

This is some cray shit going on. I'll stick with Anime, thank you.

 

[pulga]

It took me like 2 seconds to find pictures of Wilbz mom on facebook. How pathetic are the rest of footy gaf's internet detective skills?

did you see it

Elvis

what year was that photo taken?


Could Wilbz be Elvis' progeny?

 

[Kyoufu]

It took me like 2 seconds to find pictures of Wilbz mom on facebook. How pathetic are the rest of footy gaf's internet detective skills?

You assume we have Facebook...

 

[Carbonox]

It took me like 2 seconds to find pictures of Wilbz mom on facebook. How pathetic are the rest of footy gaf's internet detective skills?

 

[pulga]

You are all on my ignore list

lolololol

 

[Sviatoslav]

You assume we have Facebook...

You should sign up. It's worth it, you get to ogle at Wilbz mom.

 

[kharma45]

Already did.

Would.

Oh so I was right :lol I had mis-read his post and presumed that wasn't his mother.

 

[Carbonox]

I can't stop laughing. The Russian vodka swigging turd was right, it was easy to find pics.

 

[bud]

You assume we have Facebook...

i don't

but for these occasions i always make a fake account

wilbury can you tell me what she's wearing this very moment

 

[pulga]

lolol I love Honduras

It's almost time, Regulus!

 

[Clegg]

I've just been listening to Morricone for the last two hours.

I'm chill as fuck right now.

 

[Wilbur]

i don't

but for these occasions i always make a fake account

wilbury can you tell me what she's wearing this very moment

im not home right now but im assuming she is wearing three pairs of bra and knickers two coats thick jeans a wooly hat and scarf and gloves and a burqa and hiking boots and a sign around her neck that says fuck you bud

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

The Venice holiday photos are nice

 

[pulga]

im not home right now but im assuming she is wearing three pairs of bra and knickers two coats thick jeans a wooly hat and scarf and gloves and a burqa and hiking boots and a sign around her neck that says fuck you bud

would she accept a friend request on facebook?

 

[Sviatoslav]

Wilb'z mom's facebook>>Albums>Yesteryear

Jackpot, ladies and gentlemen. Pics of Wilbz mom in her prime. Oh and young Wilbz too.

 

[Wilbur]

The Venice holiday photos are nice

Best place in the world

would she accept a friend request on facebook?

Probably not. She hates Hondurans ever since she found out about the Great Rape Crisis/Coffee Bean Famine of '82

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Wilb'z mom's facebook>>Albums>Yesteryear

Jackpot, ladies and gentlemen. Pics of Wilbz mom in her prime. Oh and young Wilbz too.

Yep

DAT pink top hhhnnnnngg

 

[bud]

damn that is so fucking hot

i love women that wear a burqa

you never know what's underneath

i just want her to give me a tight hug

 

[pulga]

Wilb'z mom's facebook>>Albums>Yesteryear

Jackpot, ladies and gentlemen. Pics of Wilbz mom in her prime. Oh and young Wilbz too.

oh shit :lol :lol :lol

"undo closed tab"

 

[Wilbur]

Wilb'z mom's facebook>>Albums>Yesteryear

Jackpot, ladies and gentlemen. Pics of Wilbz mom in her prime. Oh and young Wilbz too.

i will burn st petersburg to the ground you fuck dont think i wont i know a guy who hates russians more than i hate mashed potato

 

[kharma45]

Wilb'z mom's facebook>>Albums>Yesteryear

Jackpot, ladies and gentlemen. Pics of Wilbz mom in her prime. Oh and young Wilbz too.

Yep

DAT pink top hhhnnnnngg

oh shit :lol :lol :lol

"undo closed tab"

I feel like a bad man now.

 

[Carbonox]

Wilb'z mom's facebook>>Albums>Yesteryear

Jackpot, ladies and gentlemen. Pics of Wilbz mom in her prime. Oh and young Wilbz too.

FUARK

 

[bud]

that pic of her in the tight pink top

"a little tipsy perhaps lol"

 

[Wilbur]

Now you know why I have such an erotic physique

 

[feel]

Whelp I can smell it, the death of Football Thread v2 is near. May v3 last more years.

 

[pulga]

dat pink get-up


why is the dog wearing a jacket

 

[Sviatoslav]

i will burn st petersburg to the ground you fuck dont think i wont i know a guy who hates russians more than i hate mashed potato

Oh you know you love me

Spoiler

like I love that pic of your mom in the pink top.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I can't believe we're all looking at Wilbury's mum right now. This is some serious group bonding going on bruthas.

 

[Freewheelin']

FML

 

[pulga]

lol teen Wilbury looks like a well-adjusted young man

 

[Wilbur]

this is the worst day of my life and I include aguerooooooooo and catching my dick in my zip in that

 

[kharma45]

Wilbury your mother is very pretty in that photo with the pink top, I shall say no more.

why is the dog wearing a jacket

I know, poor thing

 

[bud]

holy fuck, i just realized wilbury's mom looks so much like this girl i had a crush on in high school. her name was/is (i hope she's still alive, haha). but... now i also realize that wilbury's mommy who of course looks like wilbury which means my crush looks like wilbury.

someone get me outta this rabbit hole

 

[Wilbur]

We don't normally dress the dog up, that was just for a laugh. She loves it anyway

I love my dog

lol teen Wilbury looks like a well-adjusted young man

Look at my mum as a kid
Look at me as a kid
We are the same

Look at my mum as an adult
Imagine me as an adult
Stop masturbating

 

[Wilbur]

holy fuck, i just realized wilbury's mom looks so much like this girl i had a crush on in high school. her name was/is (i hope she's still alive, haha). but... now i also realize that wilbury's mommy who of course looks like wilbury which means my crush looks like wilbury.

someone get me outta this rabbit hole

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