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[fuenf]

i love how their pics are always bad quality. even though they earn millions lol

dat iphone camera

 

[Blablurn]

dat iphone camera

still not any better ? lol

 

[Yurt]

Fuck you Conte for not using Vucinic against Bayern. He might not be a WC striker but he's just SO much better than Quag, Matri and Giovinco combined.

 

[Frank the Great]

lol juve, they will never get a horrible call like that in europe. only in serie a, where referees are bought.

explains their "bad luck" in europe.

 

[Gareth Bale]

Fantastic save by City's keeper

 

[dc89]

we will get the title at the last home game

there is no party because we save energy for the juve game

Ah cool! Nothing better than getting the title on the last home game of the season. Shame we're not going to do that again

i love how their pics are always bad quality. even though they earn millions lol

Actually... that's a swanky piece of silverware.

 

[Koko]

Pogba is no longer the White Verratti.

He's the Black Zidane now.

He never was

 

[Blablurn]

 

[panty]

God Ronnie, just score already

 

[Yurt]

lol juve, they will never get a horrible call like that in europe. only in serie a, where referees are bought.

explains their "bad luck" in europe.

Aren't you a fucking ref or something? He used both hands to pull him back.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Ah cool! Nothing better than getting the title on the last home game of the season. Shame we're not going to do that again



Actually... that's a swanky piece of silverware.

Did they have a helicopter on standby to get to Sunderland in case Man Utd won it?

 

[panty]

What the fuck

 

[Yurt]

He never was

Ahahah good spot!

Pescara scored a brilliant goal.

 

[dc89]

Did they have a helicopter on standby to get to Sunderland in case Man Utd won it?

No they had a set of medals at each stadium, winners banner, confetti etc at each stadium, and the real trophy was at one, a replica at the other.

 

[Frank the Great]

what a great goal for pescara

sucks that they got screwed over so bad this game by the ref, but i guess that's what you get for playing juve at home

 

[Suen]

FAKE-RONALDOOOOOO!!!

 

[Yurt]

Gotta say, I missed Frank's bitter tears.

 

[panty]

Finally.

 

[Koko]

Ronaldooooooo!

 

[PrematureQuiche]

So my local team who have no goalie for the rest of the season managed to win 2-1. The Left Winger was really good according to people who went :lol

 

[FootballFan]

You and pulga haven't had a bitch-fight for too long

You know why. Even when we had those bitch fights, I always kept saying, constantly. "Madrid media and their fans are talking shit about Messi to distract from how shit they are doing".

They haven't mentioned anything that Messi or other plays have done off the field since they beat us twice and advanced in the CL. It's fucking stupid and pathetic. Front page Marca "Messi leaves toilet seat up, is he sexist?!"

 

[Vivalaraza]

Eating something spicy then drinking a hot drink is very strange yet sensational.

You should try masala coke.

 

[panty]

Ronnie & Özil > rest.

 

[Suen]

Nice Ozil!!! And people say Ronaldo is selfish lol. Tough gane for Levante.

 

[FootballFan]

SP7 got injured.

Superior Pepe.

Nice Ozil!!! And people say Ronaldo is selfish lol. Tough gane for Levante.

Yeah he isn't... And Barca also has no divers...

 

[panty]

Nice Ozil!!! And people say Ronaldo is selfish lol. Tough gane for Levante.

Only Madrid haters say that nowadays.

 

[Vivalaraza]

That's Ronaldo's 29th La Liga goal.

Messi has 43.

I don't know why this shit ever surprises me anymore, but wtf?

Take those drugs away from him.

 

[Kyoufu]

That's Ronaldo's 29th La Liga goal.

Messi has 43.

I don't know why this shit ever surprises me anymore, but wtf?

Take those drugs away from him.

It's hilarious how Ronaldo fanboys think he's better than Messi.

 

[arkon]

Yeah he isn't... And Barca also has no divers...

Glad we've all cleared that up.

 

[panty]

Make love to me Özil.

It's hilarious how Ronaldo fanboys think he's better than Messi.

But he is.

 

[FootballFan]

It's hilarious how Ronaldo fanboys think he's better than Messi.

I know right. When I'm bored I sometimes think to myself "You know there are people out there that think Ronaldo is better that Messi?" Then I laugh for about 15 minutes. Good times.

 

[Suen]

lol horrible Levante. It's like they don't even care that a second half exist.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Pogba is no longer the White Verratti.

He's the Black Zidane now.

I said this like 2 years ago and how people laughed. Moral of this story = Laboured is awesome

 

[Meus Renaissance]

Mertersaker is suspended only for 1 game right?

 

[K1LLER7]

That's Ronaldo's 29th La Liga goal.

Messi has 43.

I don't know why this shit ever surprises me anymore, but wtf?

Take those drugs away from him.

And here I thought Messi was having a quiet season

 

[Vivalaraza]

I said this like 2 years ago and how people laughed. Moral of this story = Laboured is awesome

For real.

I don't even care we lost him, okay I do, but the silver lining that WE WERE FUCKING RIGHT is enough to cover it.

 

[G-Unit]

what would make this a perfect season - an essay by Wilbury (age 19 and 2/3rds)


i want manchester united to get a records point total
i want them to decimate the anus hole of manchester city
i want roberto mancini to stay on as manager but be punished by getting his pubic hair torn at by a bunch of local mancunian hooligans
i want bayern munich to lose to juventus
i want barcelona to lose to psg
i want psg to lose to fucking anyone
i want juventus, real madrid or dortmund to win the champions league
i want nottingham forest in the premier league
i want stoke the cunts to get relegated
i want qpr to cease to exist on an interplanetary level
i want lolerpool
give me lolerpool
i want to wrap up the signings of gundogan and hamez before july
i want sir alex ferguson to become immortal
i want a bigger penis
i want a thicker penis
i want a beard
i want danny welbeck to score

No wonder we don't get along

 

[arkon]

Should have been another red card and penalty there for Juve. You simply cannot do that in this day and age

 

[dc89]

Barca to win and kerching!

 

[Yurt]

3 points with our B team BABY!

 

[Blablurn]

hoeneß talking about winning the CL gives me goosebumps! omg

 

[FootballFan]

No wonder we don't get along

No worries, I already told him to build a bridge.

 

[Frank the Great]

Should have been another red card and penalty there for Juve. You simply cannot do that in this day and age

agreed, you simply cannot go near a juve player in the box and expect to not get a red card

at least in serie a

 

[FootballFan]

Barca to win and kerching!

I hope we do <3 Players being rested and Messi injured though so good luck lol.

 

[Meus Renaissance]

Barca to win and kerching!

How much? What were the odds?

 

[Wilbur]

No wonder we don't get along

I like the rebels. The ones who get yellow cards on purpose.

Not the fucking pussies who go whining to UEFA

 

[Yurt]

3 more wins (I think) and we can lift our 2nd consecutive title WOOHOO

agreed, you simply cannot go near a juve player in the box and expect to not get a red card

at least in serie a

Dat delicious salt NUM NUM NUM

You guys get a penalty in every single game.

 

[IceCold]

That's Ronaldo's 29th La Liga goal.

Messi has 43.

I don't know why this shit ever surprises me anymore, but wtf?

Take those drugs away from him.

Not his fault Real have been playing shitty in La Liga.

 

[G-Unit]

I like the rebels. The ones who get yellow cards on purpose.

Not the fucking pussies who go whining to UEFA

Rofl, I guess Joe Barton is your hero then. Cunt

 

[FootballFan]

I like the rebels. The ones who get yellow cards on purpose

They copied us. But let me guess Valdes and Pique are cunts for doing it, not rebels.