Football Thread |OT18| Have you ever seen a Mackem punch a horse?

Oh, ManU are champions? Congrats ManU-GAF, I'm especially happy that you managed to extinguish the stench City left on last years title.

Well DESEVED!
 
United fan on my Facebook from Guernsey just uploaded 9 photos of him cracking open a bottle of champagne in his tablecloth.

:lol

You can't make this shit up.

I'm gonna drink Coke Zero in my South London three bedroomed house with a loft and a patio and wank myself into a sleep even Michael Essien would be proud of.
 
I don't give a solitary flying fuck. Jumped up little prima donna cunt can fuck off for a big fee and give us some funds to buy someone that does give a shit and doesn't play like a raw 13 year old still.

Lol, you won't even get enough to cover what you paid for Zaha by selling Nani.
 
I don't give a solitary flying fuck. Jumped up little prima donna cunt can fuck off for a big fee and give us some funds to buy someone that does give a shit and doesn't play like a raw 13 year old still.

Your avatar confused me and I thought this was fady with his Fergie avatar while reading the post. It made me scared.
 
Lol Fergie. He is fucking infatuated with Jones..... Must be those faces...

I can just imagine Fergie drunk in his office laughing at the tape of Jones play.
 
We'll always have Zenit.

Guarantee we get between 15-20m for him.

Nope. When we tried to get him in the summer the cunt demanded wages of 10 million a year, lol. Se we decided to save some money and buy Hulk instead. We don't need a winger now, might try to get Chicharito though :)
 
Fergie just said Jones could be United's best ever player.

He's not even drunk.

What the fuck.

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Love him but I could totally understand if he wanted to move. Doesn't mean I'd be happy about it though.
Yeah, he deserves to play regularly.

Hope he plays in all the remaining games. Also, hope Powell and Januzaj get some game time. Powell should at least.
 
He'll be great, but not the best.

Ronaldo will go down as the best in the PL for me.

Maybe the best player ever to play in the PL, but he didn't have his best years in the PL. Henry for me.

Or Giggs. Giggs is undeniably the player of the Premier League.
 
We need to do what Ferguson wants now, and move on. No resting. Enjoy the night, and then tomorrow plan for title 21, the FA Cup and the Champions League. Never stop moving. Like a shark, or Timerda's allegiances.
 
Maybe the best player ever to play in the PL, but he didn't have his best years in the PL. Henry for me.

Or Giggs. Giggs is undeniably the player of the Premier League.
Henry, Ronaldo, Giggs, Lampard, Scholes, Gerrard. All been great.

Lampard was the best goal scoring Midfielder imo. 20 goals a season from midfield is brilliant.
 
Henry, Ronaldo, Giggs, Lampard, Scholes, Gerrard. All been great.

Lampard was the best goal scoring Midfielder imo. 20 goals a season from midfield is brilliant.

And still scoring loads. Shearer, Zola, Bergkamp as well. Keane, Ferdinand, Rooney. hnng
 
Bale is coming.

Spurs have brought him as far as they could.

Now, like a dehydrated slave girl wandering out of the desert, it is time for them to rest.

We will develop him now.
 
Bale is coming.

Spurs have brought him as far as they could.

Now, like a dehydrated slave girl wandering out of the desert, it is time for them to rest.

We will develop him now.

Please don't fire me into muppet mode. Please. I won't be able to handle it when we line up against Cardiff away first day of the season with an Anderson Scholes Giggs Nani midfield.
 
Please don't fire me into muppet mode. Please. I won't be able to handle it when we line up against Cardiff away first day of the season with an Anderson Scholes Giggs Nani midfield.
RUMBO and Bale in.

Nani, Rooney out.


No Rafa, De Gea or Nastasic in the young pfa list.
 
Fady's a notorious potty mouth nowadays. If you entered the 21st Century, got an iPhone and started using hashtags you'd understand :(

lol I'm actually buying a galaxy s4 or xperia z in the next week time. Fuck apple.

(My old phone is now so dead that the battery keeps falling out!)
 
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