Dear Chelsea hierarchy,
I'm going to save you a shit tonne of money in the summer:
OUT:
Mikel
Malouda
Ferrerira
Turnbull/Hilario
Marin (?)
Benayoun
Essien
Kakuta
Bring back from loan:
Courtois (If both reserve keepers go)
Chalobah
Bruma
Piazon
McEachran
De Bruyne
Lukaku
Sign:
Schurrle
NO-ONE ELSE
That leaves us with a pretty solid squad that's more experienced and a little bigger than last year:
Keepers:
Cech
Hilario/Turnbull/Cortois
Defenders:
Ivanovic
Cole
Luiz
Cahill
Terry
Bertrand
Bruma
Azpilicueta
Ake
Midfield:
Luiz/Ake (Defenders)
Lampard
Chalobah
McEachran
Ramires
Romeu
Offensive Midfield:
Marin (?)
Oscar
Hazard
Mata
De Bruyne
Piazon
Moses
Schurrle
Strikers:
Ba
Torres
Lukaku
There you go. ONE player signed. Just the one, and a shed load of players out the door. We've won the FA Youth Cup on a number of occasions in the past few years as well - use these guys.
But knowing us we'll try and sign £100 million worth of players in the summer