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[Sleeplessnights]

Januzaj!!!!

Who cares about Chelsea.

.

Robot, perfect for clank.

Kharma is pretty cool man. Don't hate him because he supports Man Utd.

I meant karma, they're both bad

 

[Jeff Albertson]

Yes terry did it

He actually did it

 

[The_Hitcher89]

HELEN!

Spoiler

I think

Hayley McQueen you tit

Spoiler

I think

 

[FootballFan]

All I'm saying is that Benfica played better.

For example, Barcelona got smashed like a 2 dollar ho and left for dead by Bayern, so defeat felt normal.

Benfica played better than Chelsea, so defeat doesn't feel the same.

Either way I don't care much, but I can recognize how Football can make so much sense and at the same time be so cruel.

There's always next season mate. For now you are the Moral Europa League Winners.

 

[Broder Salsa]

just look at this beauty i had prepared:

From the shithole in London
Cunts dressed in blue
Leader cunt John Terry
No cunt he can't outdo

Russian Oil Mafia owned
Textbook cunt plastic side
Wanna see "supporters" leave?
Finish outside the top 5

Versus the Benfica Gods
They did alot of bending
Unlike an erotic massage
It had no happy ending

Now they can join City
And Liverpool as well
At the "Trophyless Club"
Where shit teams dwell

Don't be salty, blues
Benfica is the pride of a nation
The only thing premature in Quiche
Is premature ejaculation

Yeah that would have been good, if you didn't lose like a bunch of bottlers, almost Arsenal like that.

 

[spidye]

letting mourinho go was the best thing the club could have done.

 

[AndresON777]

Lol Terry did put on his kit. This is awesome

 

[dc89]

just look at this beauty i had prepared:

From the shithole in London
Cunts dressed in blue
Leader cunt John Terry
No cunt he can't outdo

Russian Oil Mafia owned
Textbook cunt plastic side
Wanna see "supporters" leave?
Finish outside the top 5

Versus the Benfica Gods
They did alot of bending
Unlike an erotic massage
It had no happy ending

Now they can join City
And Liverpool as well
At the "Trophyless Club"
Where shit teams dwell

Don't be salty, blues
Benfica is the pride of a nation
The only thing premature in Quiche
Is premature ejaculation

/dead

 

[Freewheelin']

just look at this beauty i had prepared:

From the shithole in London
Cunts dressed in blue
Leader cunt John Terry
No cunt he can't outdo

Russian Oil Mafia owned
Textbook cunt plastic side
Wanna see "supporters" leave?
Finish outside the top 5

Versus the Benfica Gods
They did alot of bending
Unlike an erotic massage
It had no happy ending

Now they can join City
And Liverpool as well
At the "Trophyless Club"
Where shit teams dwell

Don't be salty, blues
Benfica is the pride of a nation
The only thing premature in Quiche
Is premature ejaculation

loooooooooooooooool

 

[Tc91]

HELEN!

Spoiler

I think

Hayley McQueen

 

[Kyoufu]

just look at this beauty i had prepared:

From the shithole in London
Cunts dressed in blue
Leader cunt John Terry
No cunt he can't outdo

Russian Oil Mafia owned
Textbook cunt plastic side
Wanna see "supporters" leave?
Finish outside the top 5

Versus the Benfica Gods
They did alot of bending
Unlike an erotic massage
It had no happy ending

Now they can join City
And Liverpool as well
At the "Trophyless Club"
Where shit teams dwell

Don't be salty, blues
Benfica is the pride of a nation
The only thing premature in Quiche
Is premature ejaculation

#DEAD

 

[Arnie]

Rafa done it again. Shock horror.

 

[ColR100]

Hahaha, OMG. John Terry again, puts the jersey and full kit on even though he wasn't in the team or the bench.

Full-kit wanker.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

just look at this beauty i had prepared:

From the shithole in London
Cunts dressed in blue
Leader cunt John Terry
No cunt he can't outdo

Russian Oil Mafia owned
Textbook cunt plastic side
Wanna see "supporters" leave?
Finish outside the top 5

Versus the Benfica Gods
They did alot of bending
Unlike an erotic massage
It had no happy ending

Now they can join City
And Liverpool as well
At the "Trophyless Club"
Where shit teams dwell

Don't be salty, blues
Benfica is the pride of a nation
The only thing premature in Quiche
Is premature ejaculation

Thanks for the mention <3. Unlucky man. Hope you guys win the Portuguese Cup!

 

[Sane_Man]

just look at this beauty i had prepared:

From the shithole in London
Cunts dressed in blue
Leader cunt John Terry
No cunt he can't outdo

Russian Oil Mafia owned
Textbook cunt plastic side
Wanna see "supporters" leave?
Finish outside the top 5

Versus the Benfica Gods
They did alot of bending
Unlike an erotic massage
It had no happy ending

Now they can join City
And Liverpool as well
At the "Trophyless Club"
Where shit teams dwell

Don't be salty, blues
Benfica is the pride of a nation
The only thing premature in Quiche
Is premature ejaculation

YES!

 

[madmackem]

terrys got full kit on hahaha.

 

[Suen]

Fuck the music is so annoying.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

I don't know what is good in those poems, the first one was good because it had pure hatred in it. Now they read like sellouts, fan service.

 

[Splatt]

 

[brokenbeans]

Full kit wanker.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

My short poem for Lambda

Benfica...
What a pile of shite.

 

[TrueBlue]

CHAMPIONS EUROPA, WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE!


















I'm sorry. Commiserations to Lambda and Benfica-GAF.

 

[Can Crusher]

There's always next season mate. For now you are the Moral Europa League Winners.

I'm not a Benfica fan. In theory I should be pretty happy, since many like me are gonna be harping non stop on benfica fans for the next couple of days.

Specially after them basically losing two possible titles, back to back in stoppage time. I just feel bad for them... It must be cutting deep.

 

[dc89]

Rafa done it again. Shock horror.

9 trophies in 10 years I think. One HELL of a record.

 

[Lightning]

Yeah that would have been good, if you didn't lose like a bunch of bottlers, almost Arsenal like that.

Why do you hate us Wooden.

 

[K1LLER7]

Rafa done it again. Shock horror.

Take him back to Liverpool.

 

[KidA Seven]

HELEN!

Spoiler

I think

Helen is Evans future wife.


Hitcher got it right.

 

[Heart Attack]

Poor Eusebio. He must be thinking to himself, what a shitty team Benfica are.

 

[phaze]

WuT 93 minute ? Chelsea are scary in cup finals. Poor Aimar : (

 

[Moobabe]

Thanks for the gracious comments guys - especially the Fica lads. We were second best first half and for portions of the second, but Benfica really need something else. They play nice stuff but seemed like they lacked a little cutting edge.

Torres played well I thought - battled against two very good centre halves and took his goal brilliantly.

Most of all though - hats off to Rafa Benitez. His management of the squad over the course of the season has been excellent - and while we've had some shitty results - he deserves every credit for this season. Top 4 finish, two semi finals and a Europa League title - thanks for everything Rafa.

 

[Kikarian]

Hayley McQueen

Oh yeah, that's right :lol

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Hitcher got it right.

Of course.

 

[Sviatoslav]

I don't know what is good in those poems, the first one was good because it had pure hatred in it. Now they read like sellouts, fan service.

Yeah, like RVP running and hugging Ferguson as if he's never scored a goal before.

 

[KidA Seven]

Please keep Rafa Chelsea.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Why do you hate us Wooden.

Like you more than spurs, that's what matters mang.

 

[FootballFan]

Hahaha, OMG. John Terry again, puts the jersey and full kit on even though he wasn't in the team or the bench.

Full-kit wanker.

Just like the Suarez handball incident at the World Cup, there are so many things to hate Suarez and Terry for, but these are not some of them.

Every player puts on their kit afterwards to celebrate usually and I can bet nearly every pro would do the handball Suarez did to save his team in a World Cup.

 

[bud]

Hayley McQueen you tit

Spoiler

I think

did she get bigger?

 

[fuenf]

fucking Plaitini why can't he get his ass down on the pitch. presenting the trophy in the stands fucking sucks.

 

[Kyoufu]

Fucking hilarious that Ba doesn't get a medal.

 

[Bo-Locks]

Helen is Evans future wife.


Hitcher got it right.

Did you see the leading question she asked Jonny Evans on the bus parade?

Helen: "So, what are going to be doing this summer?"

Evans: "Well, I'm just going to relax and enjoy it...and I'm getting married to you in a few weeks!"

lol

 

[The_Hitcher89]

did she get bigger?

Looks like it. Crossed the thin line between full and chubby. Still would though, the Manc twat

 

[Broder Salsa]

fucking Plaitini why can't he get his ass down on the pitch. presenting the trophy in the stands fucking sucks.

Yeah it's pretty fucking stupid.

Fucking hilarious that Ba doesn't get a medal.

Don't worry he will get plenty in his time.

 

[Lambda Pie]

I don't know what is good in those poems, the first one was good because it had pure hatred in it. Now they read like sellouts, fan service.

i got mainstream.

but no more poems, i had 2 in reserve:

- if Arsenal missed the CL

- if Newcastle was relegated

chances of both happening are slim.

 

[Jeff Albertson]

Terry outdid himself

He has shinnies on I think

 

[Tc91]

I HATE THAT FUCKING JT

 

[bud]

Looks like it. Crossed the thin line between full and chubby. Still would though, the Manc twat

i want her to call me a bottling loser while i bust all kinds of nuts in her manc twat

it would turn me on so much

 

[KidA Seven]

Yeah it's pretty fucking stupid.



Don't worry he will get plenty in his time.

My body wasn't ready for that. Ass overload.

 

[Brinbe]

Wat a JT

Have some fucking class, FFS

 

[Kyoufu]

i got mainstream.

but no more poems, i had 2 in reserve:

- if Arsenal missed the CL

- if Newcastle was relegated

chances of both happening are slim.

Even I'll write a poem if we beat Arsenal on Sunday.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

fucking Plaitini why can't he get his ass down on the pitch. presenting the trophy in the stands fucking sucks.

One of those stupid things where tradition is broken, and things improve, then the traditionalist wankers push through a motion to go back to the good old days, at the cost of awesomeness.