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[Koko]

He should try his best to get himself out of Madrid, get away from that sinking ship.

Not really a ship, more like a dingy, a shit one.

 

[Carbonox]

Ibra pls

So Paris won't give him their restaurants. That's why he wants to leave.

 

[GorillaJu]

Is anyone else annoyed by the way footballers and manager quotes always start with an affirming question?

"Neymar? No, we aren't interested."

"Manchester United? Shit club, shit manager, I'd never go there."

"Real Madrid? Every player dreams of going there to ruin his career."

 

[Koko]

Annoyed? Not really.

 

[Kenka]

My latest thread may not bomb. Consider me a happy GAFfer.

#BAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERN
#DORTMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUND

 

[Yurt]

Is anyone else annoyed by the way footballers and manager quotes always start with an affirming question?

"Neymar? No, we aren't interested."

"Manchester United? Shit club, shit manager, I'd never go there."

"Real Madrid? Every player dreams of going there to ruin his career."

I think it's done that way (by journalists) so we (readers) understand what they're answering.

 

[Salazar]

I think it's done that way (by journalists) so we (readers) understand what they're answering.

Calderon ? Corrupt piece of shit who can't stop running his mouth. Personifies Real Madrid.

 

[Fady K]

You guys seen this gif? [off topic]

 

[Kenka]

You guys seen this gif? [off topic]

That's a huge spoiler of the movie Se7en.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

That's a huge spoiler of the movie Se7en.

I didn't know what movie that was. You have now spoiled it for me. Good day to you sir.

 

[Ushojax]

Ramos stfu

Classless cunt, classless team.

 

[bjaelke]

That JIF would have been perfect with Steve Ballmer's head in a box.

 

[Fady K]

That's a huge spoiler of the movie Se7en.

Do you think its' best to take it down? We can both edit our gifs if so.

 

[Yurt]

One of my all time favourites. All we have now is Paranormal Activity and poor imitations of the (already poor) SAW franchise.

-

Marotta agreed terms with Higuain? We heard that one before with RVP, Aguero, G.Rossi and Dzeko.

 

[Kenka]

Do you think its' best to take it down? We can both edit our gifs if so.

...no, it's always nice to see Younger Brad Pitt

 

[Nyx]

UUUUU

 

[FootballFan]

Calderon ? Corrupt piece of shit who can't stop running his mouth. Personifies Real Madrid.

Ramos stfu

Classless cunt, classless team.

 

[confuziz]

If you haven't seen Se7en by now, chances are you probably never will see it.

 

[Freewheelin']

Yeah Se7en is a brilliant film. Need to rewatch it actually, I bought it on BR like a year ago, lol

 

[Pachimari]

Ramos trying his best to get Bale to join Real.

Why? I think I missed something.

 

[Fady K]

Good taste Yurt, Dean, and the lot of you. Fincher is a great, great director.

 

[dc89]

I see EDF* have been JT'ing it up in London!

*according to morons on Twitter.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Uh oh, Tancredi reckons Atletico have been talking to Benteke as a Falcao replacement.

 

[Arnie]

Uh oh, Tancredi reckons Atletico have been talking to Benteke as a Falcao replacement.

Would be a brilliant signing for them, and puts him in the Champions League. Let's be honest he was never going to stay at Villa, and I think he'll do brilliantly for Atletico.

I'm sure Villa will make a fair bit of profit on him in a year.

 

[Wes]

Uh oh, Tancredi reckons Atletico have been talking to Benteke as a Falcao replacement.

I had a dream Benteke and Lambert held a press conference where he signed a new contract and then they laughed and hugged.

 

[3Sixty]

Some good goals here

 

[sohois]

Villa could do a lot with £30million.

Ultimately though, I can only imagine that if he were sold it would be Villa's choice and not because it was forced. I doubt he would really force a move, at least certainly not this season and not for Atletico.

 

[bjaelke]

I had a dream Benteke and Lambert held a press conference where he signed a new contract and then they laughed and hugged.

http://www.nieuwsblad.be/sportwereld/cnt/DMF20130522_00593739

 

[Yurt]

I had a dream where no one took Tancredi seriously.

I never wanted to wake up.

 

[bjaelke]

Karl ‏@Karlton81 8m
Toure is done. #LFC

I'm not sure if he's referring to the deal or Toure's career.

 

[Wes]

http://www.nieuwsblad.be/sportwereld/cnt/DMF20130522_00593739

Oh well. We've tripled his value in 9 months. Not the end of the world. Seeing as we completely changed the squad for £20m last year, adding £25m to our budget of £20m this year makes this summer very intriguing.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Miguel Delany believes that United are waiting to see if Rooney goes and if he does will be all in for Lewandowski.

 

[Lightning]

I think it's done that way (by journalists) so we (readers) understand what they're answering.

Congrats on getting Jovetic. Everything that I read suggests he wants to stay in Italy and we won't meet Fiorentina's valuation an any case.

 

[Wes]

By the way American National Team fans, Lichaj wont be staying at Villa beyond the summer.

 

[Broder Salsa]

WTF exactly has Malouda done at Chelsea to be 'frozen out' as the banned paper suggests he's training alone, in England, picking up £4m without playing football.

I'm going to guess he has been a cunt on top of being useless, but no one really knows. His last season where he actually played was so bad.

It was pretty funny recently when Benitez talked about how he had tried to build up a new team at Chelsea and said players like Drogba, Kalou and Malouda had left the club. :lol

 

[Yurt]

Maradona: "If Higuain joins Juventus and plays regularly, he's very likely to become Serie A top scorer"

What the hell do you know

Congrats on getting Jovetic. Everything that I read suggests he wants to stay in Italy and we won't meet Fiorentina's valuation an any case.

We won't either.

It can be done with a cash + player(s) deal.

 

[Lightning]

We won't either.

It can be done with a cash + player(s) deal.

Their valuation is ridiculous. The guy only scored 12 goals in 33 games while being injury prone. You'd think he was a superstar desperate to stay the way they talk but the reality is he's not the finished article and desperate to leave.

 

[Yurt]

WTF exactly has Malouda done at Chelsea to be 'frozen out' as the banned paper suggests he's training alone, in England, picking up £4m without playing football.

He rejected countless of clubs (including us) because they all offered him less than £4m.

 

[Arnie]

Miguel Delany believes that United are waiting to see if Rooney goes and if he does will be all in for Lewandowski.

This is a really bad deal for United.

Rooney's versatile and can play all over the pitch. Even when he's playing as a lone striker he offers significant tactical advantages over the likes of RVP, just like Welbeck did against Real.

Lewandowski is essentially a younger, slightly worse RVP.

 

[Broder Salsa]

He rejected countless of clubs (including us) because they all offered him less than £4m.

You dodged another bullet on the wing. :lol

 

[deGod]

This is a really bad deal for United.

Rooney's versatile and can play all over the pitch. Even when he's playing as a lone striker he offers significant tactical advantages over the likes of RVP, just like Welbeck did against Real.

Lewandowski is essentially a younger, slightly worse RVP.

And he has a poor first touch

 

[Carbonox]

Despite being a top club and I love you dearly Juventus, you sure as shit like to go after some really fucking terrible/average players. :lol

Though by sheer voodoo magic, Malouda would probably be top quality in Italy.

 

[Da DreadLord]

And he has a poor first touch

Oh that godly first touch that rooney has

 

[Arnie]

Oh that godly first touch that rooney has

Rooney's got really good technique.

And he can play left, right, in the hole, up on his own, second in a 442, or even as a central midfielder (that pass for RVP against Villa). He's a manager's dream, provided he sorts his fitness out.

Selling him for Lewa is a terrible decision and United fans glee at his possible departure is showing them up, to be honest. You don't know what you've got till its gone, and whilst Rooney isn't the best player in the league as that crackpot argued yesterday, he's one of the most versatile.

 

[Ushojax]

Napoli president Aurelio De Laurentiis has confirmed the club have made an approach to Tottenham for their manager Andre Villas-Boas.

Arsenal captain Thomas Vermaelen could be set for a shock move to city rivals Tottenham Hotspur, as the Gunners hold a summer fire sale.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Benfica bought 5 Serbs for next season:

- Miralem Sulejmani
- Filip Djuricic
- Uros Matic (Nemanja's brother)
- Lazar Markovic
- Stefan Mitrovic

hopefully all as good as Matic himself.

 

[Lightning]

No to AVB leaving the league, he needs to fail at Spurs some more. His reaction and the rest of your players reactions when we done it again was priceless and we need to see it MORE.

As for Vermaelen you are welcome to him.

 

[Yurt]

Their valuation is ridiculous. The guy only scored 12 goals in 33 games while being injury prone. You'd think he was a superstar desperate to stay the way they talk but the reality is he's not the finished article and desperate to leave.

He scored 13 and assisted 5 playing out of position. He's more like Del Piero than David Villa. Stick him behind a talented striker and he'll blow your mind.

When he was 17-18, he scored two on Liverpool (2-0), two on Bayern (in a 3-2 win) and a crucial goal against Sporting (1-1) in the CL. #BigGamesJoJo

Despite being a top club and I love you dearly Juventus, you sure as shit like to go after some really fucking terrible/average players. :lol Though by sheer voodoo magic, Malouda would probably be top quality in Italy.

Marotta out.

 

[Wilbur]

Rooney's got really good technique.

And he can play left, right, in the hole, up on his own, second in a 442, or even as a central midfielder (that pass for RVP against Villa). He's a manager's dream, provided he sorts his fitness out.

Selling him for Lewa is a terrible decision and United fans glee at his possible departure is showing them up, to be honest. You don't know what you've got till its gone, and whilst Rooney isn't the best player in the league as that crackpot argued yesterday, he's one of the most versatile.

It's not even necessarily that I think he's a bad player. Because he isn't.

But he doesn't want to be at the club and so for that reason I want him gone. There's things more important than holding onto very good players like Rooney.

 

[Lightning]

He scored 13 and assisted 5 playing out of position. He's more like Del Piero than David Villa. Stick him behind a talented striker and he'll blow your mind.

When he was 17-18, he scored two on Liverpool (2-0), two on Bayern (in a 3-2 win) and a crucial goal against Sporting (1-1) in the CL. #BigGamesJoJo



Marotta out.

Talented striker and Arsenal? Yeah about that...