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[Wilbur]

At work recently I shit into the bowl and only like 15% of the inside was white and the rest looked like someone had smeared their gall bladder around it.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Paper covers whatever it looked like. But there is some pics in there. Is pushing with a hand an option here? The water is quite high

I can't help it but think you're the most elaborate troll GAF has ever seen some times.

 

[Rad-]

Is there a bucket nearby? Pour some super hot water into the toilet, that should open it. That's what usually works for me.

 

[brokenbeans]

Work shits are the worse.

The bogs at my work are right next to my bosses office, I swear I've heard him laughing when I've farted.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I'm losing it here :lol

 

[WJD]

At work recently I shit into the bowl and only like 15% of the inside was white and the rest looked like someone had smeared their gall bladder around it.

why didn't I get a snapchat?

And I had a poo at work once and had to use an old golf club to chop it up so it'd flush.

 

[Messi]

I always have to clean up the inside of the bowl with the toilet brush because I completely cake it with my disgusting oily shit.

I need real advice. This is my work place

I can't help it but think you're the most elaborate troll GAF has ever seen some times.

I wish I was but right now I fucked up

 

[Rad-]

Work shits are the worse.

The bogs at my work are right next to my bosses office, I swear I've heard him laughing when I've farted.

Could be worse. My work toilet is next to the room where everyone eats.

 

[Wilbur]

why didn't I get a snapchat?

And I had a poo at work once and had to use an old golf club to chop it up so it'd flush.

I panicked. Didn't really think about snapchat considering it looked like I aborted a foetus in the nando's fucking toilet

 

[Blackhead]

Uefa to offer Champions League place to Europa League winners


Great news! It shouldn't take from each country's spots and if the winner is already qualified for the competition via the league then it should go to the runner up

 

[brokenbeans]

Could be worse. My work toilet is next to the room where everyone eats.

Oh jesus so everyone gets shit sandwiches for lunch, nice!

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Get a box to collect your things and walk out to never come back again Messi

 

[Wilbur]

Alternatively, collect your boss's possessions, put them in said box and finish what you started

 

[WAR recon zero]

I'm in tears

#prayformessi

 

[shortyme]

I'm dying here. You guys are so gross. Lol

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Do you have any inturns at your work because if you do, you should totally blame it on them.

 

[Carbonox]

I always push my skidmarks down with the toilet brush but can see flakes.

I don't like using a toilet brush because you get poop on it and then you put it back in to its container, poop and all.

I use toilet paper to push the skidmarks down. Though I have to use a fair bit (scrunch it up in to the size of a baseball) so I don't slip and get nuggets inbetween my finger nails.

 

[WJD]

I don't like using a toilet brush because you get poop on it and then you put it back in to its container, poop and all.

I use toilet paper to push the skidmarks down. Though I have to use a fair bit (scrunch it up in to the size of a baseball) so I don't slip and get nuggets inbetween my finger nails.

That's gross. Just use the toilet brush man. It's meant to be shitty.

 

[kharma45]

Be a man and tell them what happened.

I don't like using a toilet brush because you get poop on it and then you put it back in to its container, poop and all.

I use toilet paper to push the skidmarks down. Though I have to use a fair bit (scrunch it up in to the size of a baseball) so I don't slip and get nuggets inbetween my finger nails.

I... what.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Everybody poops. He'll understand

 

[brokenbeans]

What you need is;

Yellow marigolds
Toilet paper to wrap around your face

Then just punch the poop in the toilet that should break it up enough to flush.

But watch out for dat splash back.

Also I reminder for everyone when you've taken a dump and it comes to flushing always shut the lid as poo particles can fly in the air and land in your mouth.

 

[Messi]

This is where we are at

I am gonna flush again

 

[Wilbur]

i cant

 

[kharma45]

Quote that shit man lol.

What the fuck have you done.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Oh Lord help me

 

[Freewheelin']

What you need is;

Yellow marigolds
Toilet paper to wrap around your face

Then just punch the poop in the toilet that should break it up enough to flush.

But watch out for dat splash back.

Also I reminder for everyone when you've taken a dump and it comes to flushing always shut the lid as poo particles can fly in the air and land in your mouth.

Wat

:lol

 

[derExperte]

I see no poop swimming on the surface. So could be worse.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Get a bin and fish it out. Make sure to rub off the upper six layers of skin when you're done though

 

[Carbonox]

This is where we are at



I am gonna flush again

 

[WAR recon zero]

I see no poop

#teamcg

 

[spidye]

Quote that shit man lol.

What the fuck have you done.

but there is no shit

it's just toilet paper

 

[Meier]

That picture. I was so not expecting it.

/dead

I don't think I've ever used /dead but I had to here. I've got tears in my eyes.

 

[Messi]

Fuck fuck should not have flushed

 

[Wilbur]

this is hilarious

 

[derExperte]

Fuck fuck should not have flushed

 

[WAR recon zero]

This is better than possum gaf.

Post more pics

 

[dc89]

Has no one made the OT thread seeking reinforcements?!

 

[Messi]

It appears as though the shit is gone but the paper remains

 

[brokenbeans]

Oh god no why flush?

 

[WAR recon zero]

Fish the paper and call maintenance
They will understand

 

[Carbonox]

It appears as though the shit is gone but the paper remains

THEN BE A MAN AND STICK YOUR FUCKING FOOT IN THE TOILET TO BREAK UP THE PAPER


or go bobbing for apples

 

[Slizz]

This is amazing.

 

[derExperte]

It appears as though the shit is gone but the paper remains

How long have you been in there? They should become suspicious by now.

 

[spidye]

Fuck fuck should not have flushed

 

[Messi]

How long have you been in there? They should become suspicous by now.

I have been on the floor a few times

 

[Messi]

Found a toilet brush for cleaning in the ladies jax. Gonna try break up the paper

 

[brokenbeans]

How long have you been in there? They should become suspicous by now.

Half the work force are gathered outside.

 

[phaze]

:lol What the hell is going on here.

 

[Carbonox]

Found a toilet brush for cleaning in the ladies jax. Gonna try break up the paper

Did you apologise to any women in there?

 

[Messi]

Did you apologise to any women in there?

They never have to know