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[Wes]

Messi why is there so much paper? Was someone having a wedding down there?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Is it worth buying a security app, like the McAffee one you get the trial for? Not bothered about the virus protection and backup, but would like a way of locating it if it gets stolen/misplaced

 

[Broder Salsa]

Messi leave it

 

[Messi]

Messi why is there so much paper? Was someone having a wedding down there?

Don't ask. I have a fear of touching anus

 

[Wes]

According to Italian media, Rafa Benitez’s agent met with Napoli in Rome today and moved closer to accepting the job.

 

[dc89]

Is it worth buying a security app, like the McAffee one you get the trial for? Not bothered about the virus protection and backup, but would like a way of locating it if it gets stolen/misplaced

Security for what? A PC?

 

[bjaelke]

Don't ask. I have a fear of touching anus

You can't tell us not to ask and then say that. wtf

 

[Messi]

Confirmed it's just paper now.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Security for what? A PC?

Phone. Bollocks to paying for PC security, MS's default stuff combined with free filescanners is good enough if you're not a moron who downloads anything from anywhere

 

[Messi]

It just flushed away like whoooosh when I used the brush

It's over guys. Thanks for the advice

 

[Wes]

Well oh well.

 

[dc89]

Phone. Bollocks to paying for PC security, MS's default stuff combined with free filescanners is good enough if you're not a moron who downloads anything from anywhere

I was about to say this, you're mental to pay for PC security.
I have no experience in security stuff on phones.

 

[Broder Salsa]

It just flushed away like whoooosh when I used the brush



It's over guys. Thanks for the advice

It's china's problem now

 

[Carbonox]

IT'S OVER?!

THANK GOD

 

[Arnie]

Fuck knows what your boss thinks about your 45 minute shit.

And how do you get your phone images onto here so quickly? What's your method?

 

[Timurid]

Moutinho and James are officially off to Monaco.

 

[Messi]

Last pic before I get back to work

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Last pic before I get back to work

That shirt used to be a football shirt before this started, didn't it

Do you guys still bother with Whatsapp?

 

[Messi]

That shirt used to be a football shirt before this started, didn't it

I don't wear football shirts in work

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

NEW TITLE YES

 

[Messi]

Imgur for android arnie

 

[Arnie]

looooooooool

Imgur for android arnie

Cheers.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Should've been Real Flush

 

[brokenbeans]

I see cheg on that brush that's far too close to your face bro.

 

[Koko]

:lol the thread title

 

[Meier]

Sporting has a 25% sell-on clause with Moutinho so this works out well for them too.

 

[bjaelke]

Golden opportunity missed.

This thread is all kinds of messi

 

[tri_willy]

spurs are going to just miss out on a UCL spot after next seasons end

 

[Messi]

Golden opportunity missed.

This thread is all kinds of messi

Lol

 

[Clegg]

Did they ever have these ice cream bars in Britain?

They were out here when I was a kid. The racial undertones flew over my head completely.

 

[LFMartins86]

Sporting has a 25% sell-on clause with Moutinho so this works out well for them too.

That´s why the deal is taking too long, Porto are trying to screw us. Word is that they will sell James for 45 million and Moutinho for just 25 million.

 

[dc89]

Moyes United career will last as long as the Moyes thread title.

 

[LanceVance]

Holy shit :lol how fucking big was your shit?

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Did they ever have these ice cream bars in Britain?

They were out here when I was a kid. The racial undertones flew over my head completely.

Stick on a colourful beret and you can sell it in the Netherlands around December

 

[Wilbur]

That´s why the deal is taking too long, Porto are trying to screw us. Word is that they will sell James for 45 million and Moutinho for just 25 million.

I'd sell James for 70m and Moutinho for free

 

[Meier]

That´s why the deal is taking too long, Porto are trying to screw us. Word is that they will sell James for 45 million and Moutinho for just 25 million.

That would be pretty clever but it's only a €1m difference. Seems a bit petty.

 

[Messi]

Holy shit :lol how fucking big was your shit?

The shit was normal. I overdid it on paper

 

[dc89]

Holy shit :lol how fucking big was your shit?

 

[LanceVance]

Haha reminds me of those shits where you're dying for it, go do a huge poop and feel the relief, then 10 seconds later you get the painful stinging because your bootyhole has never been opened so wide before.

 

[Huevos de Oro]

Maybe very few, if any, will give a shit about this, but tonight's the first leg of the mexican league championship final.

I hope Benítez does the same thing he did (hat trick) in the regular league match against Cruz Azul.

 

[LFMartins86]

That would be pretty clever but it's only a €1m difference. Seems a bit pretty.

Well, that´s Porto. They intentionally go after the same players their rivals are looking to buy just to anger Benfica or Sporting. Why do you think they went after Liedson? A guy who wasn´t in proper shape to play in a crap league like the Brazilian. They did it just because he was a Sporting legend and Sporting wasn´t willing to pay 90.000 a month for a player in terrible form.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Holy shit :lol how fucking big was your shit?

 

[dc89]

Is it ok to admit that I actually like a Rihanna song?

 

[confuziz]

Is it ok to admit that I actually like a Rihanna song?

stay?

 

[KidA Seven]

Is it ok to admit that I actually like a Rihanna song?

It's ok to like anything.

 

[dc89]

stay?

Pour It Up

I think she's doing a video for it soon. Probably wrong saying that though.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

It's ok to like anything.

Ahahahaha WRONG!

 

[The_Hitcher89]

It's ok to like anything.

Nope.

 

[dc89]

Ahahahaha WRONG!

Nope.

inb4 WiiU

 

[Linius]

FUCK!

I won't miss a chance to post this gif, it's too good.

Here's a quote from Quiche after a while at our stadium : "I think you're actually very normal, compared to everyone else here".

I don't buy it, did you drug him first?

Last pic before I get back to work

Great end of this story :lol