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Football Thread |OT20| What's that smell?

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Messi

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Guillem Balague ‏@GuillemBalague 1m
R.Madrid willing 2 stop the transfer of Neymar 2 Barcelona with 100m euros. At the Camp Nou, confident he will honour the agreement with FCB

That's just retarded. Pay €70m for Bale and keep the rest*.

*Don't loan more.

I will laugh so hard if real hijack the deal and spend 100 mil on neymar
 

Tc91

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Tancredi Palmeri ‏@tancredipalmeri 11m
Btw, in 10 mins u'll get Monaco 4th signing after Rodriguez, Moutinho and Falcao (but not who insulted,who was blocked as other hundreds)

10 minutes later

Tancredi Palmeri ‏@tancredipalmeri 2m
Victor Valdes extremely close to sign for Monaco. If any last minute offer will hijack his transfer, Barcelona gk will move there
 

Salazar

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I wonder how the N'Zogbia negotiations are going.

lol at N'Zonzi putting in a transfer request. It probably had "I must follow Pulis" scrawled on it.
 

L1NETT

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Really hope Pulis doesn't get another Prem Job, hopefully Mark Hughes or Di Matteo go there and they start playing decent football again.
 

Messi

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Tancredi Palmeri ‏@tancredipalmeri 11m
Btw, in 10 mins u'll get Monaco 4th signing after Rodriguez, Moutinho and Falcao (but not who insulted,who was blocked as other hundreds)

10 minutes later

Tancredi Palmeri ‏@tancredipalmeri 2m
Victor Valdes extremely close to sign for Monaco. If any last minute offer will hijack his transfer, Barcelona gk will move there

Better to drop him now than to let him go for free
 
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Soon.
Change the number and I'm pleased with this.
 

Wes

venison crêpe
Just to put some of the nonsense to bed:

Benteke’s agent Kismet Eris said: “This always happens when he goes away with the national team. I’d prefer he didn’t speak to journalists but the Belgian team insist he does a press conference. If he was unhappy at Villa we’d have seen that. But he’s not.”
 

Nyx

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1 touringcar with around 50 Utrecht supporters got sent back yesterday by the mayor of Enschede because the supporters weren't searched before entering the car.

These were all regular people who bought a ticket to the match.

They were in the car for 4 hours and then ''shipped'' to a jail near Utrecht where they had to wait till after midnight before being set free.

This is a photo of the police-escort....

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Footballsupporter in The Netherlands? Better be a pedophile and get treated better....
 

Tc91

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indykaila News ‏@indykaila 9m
Looks like reports of Mike Phelen has left Manchester United are correct. #MUFC statement expected soon.
 

Salazar

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Ugh all these thread getting moved to off topic community is dumb as fuck.

Morgan Freeman fell asleep, bro. Can't let that get buried by threads about books or fashion or tech.

Sure sounds like the Guardian are guessing said:
David Moyes is weighing up a move for Marouane Fellaini and the Everton midfielder's £24m release clause is no barrier to any prospective deal should the incoming Manchester United manager decide to lodge a bid. Moyes, though, is not currently minded to bring Fellaini's team-mate Leighton Baines to United.

Moyes is still assessing the United squad and has yet to decide whether to prise Fellaini from Everton, though the Scot is keen to strengthen central midfield. Paul Scholes's retirement, Anderson's unconvincing form and the uncertain future of Darren Fletcher, after his season was ended on Boxing Day by a bowel condition, have left United with only Michael Carrick and Tom Cleverly, plus the 39-year-old Ryan Giggs, as their front-line central midfielders.

Despite Fellaini operating at times in the No10 position from where he scored Everton's winner against United in the opening match of the season, he and Moyes view him as a deep-lying midfielder.
 

Because I now have to visit two forums even more than before where I could at least just subscribe to the football thread and ignore everything else in community. Now half the threads I find good in off topic are in regular off topic and the other half in community.

Morgan Freeman fell asleep, bro. Can't let that get buried by threads about books or fashion or tech.

If I was the interview I would be afraid that he was dying or something.

Also just saw the second half of City - Chelsea, lol at least the people there got some goals.
 

Suen

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Uh...so I just came back from the dentist and she said my teeth and gum are quite good and healthy, even better compared to last year...except one tooth which has a hole in it :/ It's gotten bigger since last year, fortunately it's not hurting yet and I'm going to have it treated later this year. I asked what the most common causes for a hole appearing would be (sweets, soda etc.) since this is a first for me and realized it must be the damn soda after she told me the most common reasons. I drink too much soda, have tried to lay off with that shit by switching to carbonated water but always find myself going back. Guess I'll have to try harder. Fuck this and fuck bayern.
 

deroli

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Dortmund are masterfully capitalizing on this CL final.

Indeed we are. I'm actually surprised the players won't be wearing a special kit for the final tomorrow. There were times when a new jersey was introduced solely for the german cup final or the derby against Schalke. Maybe the UEFA does not allow another kit.

I'm just browsing the offical store and look what you can buy, "our squad for london":

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They look a bit... odd. Still, bought. Although I can't even recognize all the players. Who's the guy with the red hair, Großkreutz or Schieber maybe? Hopefully, I'll get a good variety of figures, because they're selected at random. Knowing my luck, I'll get 5 Götzes, 4 Santanas and 2 Oliver Kirchs.
 

dc89

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:looooooool Stoke

You had a manager who spent a shit ton of cash and achieved nothing. Well, apart from an FA Cup final which they lost.

They are looking to replace him with Hughes, another manager who spends shit tons of cash and achieves nothing.
 

Salazar

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ian herbert ‏@ianherbs 2m
Ferran Soriano: We are catching #mufc very fast. I'm very confident. I've caught them once before

looool

jumped up prat. Brags about Barcelona having money pumped into it like it was some genius trick on his part.
 
Marco Materazzi would love to join Jose Mourinho at Chelsea if the Real Madrid boss makes his anticipated return to the club this summer.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11668/8732259/Transfer-news-Marco-Materazzi-would-love-Jose-Mourinho-link-at-Chelsea
and just as some of you fools thought there wasn't room for any more cunts there. Should have come to be Benitez assistant though imo.

Also Ba joining in on Mourinho praising :

"You see what he has won, what he has brought to his teams and to his players individually, and of course he is one of the best," Ba told Sky Sports News.

"He knows everything about Chelsea having already managed the team for three or four years. He knows everybody here and he knows the club.

"Everybody is thinking about it and everybody is happy. They know that he is a person that wants to win."

http://www1.skysports.com/football/...excited-about-Jose-Mourinho-s-expected-return
 
looool

jumped up prat. Brags about Barcelona having money pumped into it like it was some genius trick on his part.

Yeah good luck with that when the Etihad is half the size of Old Trafford, and they have no where near the stature of Barca, not do they have millions of free corrupt government money
 

Salazar

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Now we walk the walk.

Mmmm.

Offseason is traditionally a big time for little clubs. The media attention devoted to, y'know, clubs that won stuff is available for chat about things like shitty US-based feeder clubs.

Insider ‏@712insider 2m
Moyes to bring Fellini to old Trafford [guardia]

Two pretty fucking good typos in the one tweet
 

dc89

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Mmmm.

Offseason is traditionally a big time for little clubs. The media attention devoted to, y'know, clubs that won stuff is available for chat about things like shitty US-based feeder clubs.

Better having a feeder club than being a feeder club, of a different kind, a financial kind.
 

Salazar

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Better having a feeder club than being a feeder club, of a different kind, a financial kind.

I actually don't know what you mean.

Paul Kelso ‏@pkelso 50s
Manchester City have been in touch to clarify re an earlier tweet that no "minimum standard" has been set for Pellegrini 1/2

Paul Kelso ‏@pkelso 48s
2/2 City say while CEO Soriano wants 5 trophies in 5 years, new manager does not have to win a trophy to keep his job. Hope everyone's clear

Walk-back the walk-back
 

sohois

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Mmmm.

Offseason is traditionally a big time for little clubs. The media attention devoted to, y'know, clubs that won stuff is available for chat about things like shitty US-based feeder clubs.

Insider ‏@712insider 2m
Moyes to bring Fellini to old Trafford [guardia]

Two pretty fucking good typos in the one tweet

Clearly the Italian guardian newspaper is reporting on Moyes's favourite film director.
 
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