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[GorillaJu]

I'm not too bothered about S4 of Arrested Development, but kind of want to watch it just to see what Lindsay looks like

It's started off rather poorly but people seem to dig it so maybe it'll pick up. I'm on ep 4 only.

 

[GQman2121]

Any empathy at all for Fabregas? Is he that unsettled that he's willing to make a fool of himself for a second time? I would have him in a heartbeat, but the kid seems like a headcase.

Also, could you imagine if a club came to the negotiating table and claimed they couldn't offer you CL football, but you'll get to play with Garth Bale? What a treat.....

 

[LFMartins86]

Portugal x Belgium for the U-20 Toulon Tournament is starting now. Happy to see João Mario, Ricardo Esgaio, Ilori and Betinho starting.

 

[Wilbur]

I really knocked it out of the park with my post in the signatures thread. I havent been quoted that much since the "why does she talk like she's black" fiasco

Speaking of which:

You're one of us now.

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"i remember you shitting on Benfica last season when we fell to Chelsea, i was still a lurker, never forgot you, cunt. and now we shat on your shitty, soon to be relegated team. get bent." - Lambda Piscium

lol

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Portugal x Belgium for the U-20 Toulon Tournament is starting now. Happy to see João Mario, Ricardo Esgaio, Ilori and Betinho starting.

Is Texeira playing?

FAO anyone who's worked nights, did you ever have to force yourself to eat?

 

[LFMartins86]

It's started off rather poorly but people seem to dig it so maybe it'll pick up. I'm on ep 4 only.

It gets way better around episode 5 or 6.

 

[dc89]

Navas is going to City according to Graham Hunter.

Yup. He was on TalkSPORT this morning. Said Isco is done. Navas has agreed terms and a fee is being negotiated now.

I can see it now. When we announce Pellegrini them two wonder be far behind. A triple unveiling!

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Don't mock the flip-flops!

lol not bad

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Speaking of which:



lol

Yeah that got a good chuckle out of me :lol

 

[Sleeplessnights]

It gets way better around episode 5 or 6.

It gets good at 6, peaks at 7 goes bad again until 11 then from then to the end it's good.

 

[feel]

Alright cunts, I'm going on vacation to Portugal with my mates for a week so c u l8er

Make sure you mention your hate for the Portuguese to every person you meet from the second you step off the plane.

 

[LFMartins86]

Is Texeira playing?

He wasn't called to the tournament.

 

[dc89]

A video exclusive on the greatest site in the world with the City chairman.

He calls City "a club that has been designed to win championships." And a club that wants to play beautiful, entertaining football.

Khaldoon is awesome.

 

[Batigol]

It gets good at 6, peaks at 7 goes bad again until 11 then from then to the end it's good.

Better than season 3?

 

[Fry]

It gets good at 6, peaks at 7 goes bad again until 11 then from then to the end it's good.

pls no

 

[Carbonox]

A video exclusive on the greatest site in the world with the City chairman.

He calls City "a club that has been designed to win championships." And a club that wants to play beautiful, entertaining football.

Khaldoon is awesome.

They'd have more chance of getting relegated and winning THE Championship than winning the Champions League and playing beautiful football.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Make sure you mention your hate for the Portuguese to every person you meet from the second you step off the plane.

Oh I will. What are some good Portuguese swear words?

 

[Labadal]

If Suarez leaves, we should bid for Benteke. I know Vill would be unwilling to sell, but he's so damn good. I wouldn't mind Lukaku either, going to go dream now.

We'll end up with Darren Bent.

 

[Dibbz]

#realcaptain #artekkers #arteta(pen) #godblesstwitter

 

[Ushojax]

Man, Lindsay in Arrested Development season 4 looks like an entirely different person... WTF happened?

I can only recognize her voice.

She looks weird at first but in later episodes she looks OK. She aged 7 years and had some bad fillers injected, they seem to have worn off now.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Better than season 3?

No, no way. Season 4 is the poorest of them all. Season 3 was good.

pls no

It's unbearable going through the bad episodes.

 

[feel]

Oh I will. What are some good Portuguese swear words?

Not sure what's in vogue these days back there, but "Nao gosto de pretos" should get your point across and cover all your specific needs, spam at will.

 

[3Sixty]

Stats Zone Premier League Central Midfielder of the Year:
Morgan Schneiderlin (Southampton)

First, some housekeeping. By "central midfielder" we don't mean a trequartista floating between the lines (and watching aloof from afar while his team-mates defend). We mean one of the 2 in the 4-2-3-1, what might be demeaningly referred to as a "defensive midfielder" if the position wasn't frequently occupied by players with the panache of Steven Gerrard, Mikel Arteta and Paul Scholes.

That said, the winner of the inaugural Stats Zone Central Midfielder of the Year Award isn't exactly a household name, except in places where stats lovers live. Southampton midfielder Morgan Schneiderlin spent most of the season topping the Premier League's rankings for both interceptions (he ended up with 139) and tackles (146).

These figures underline the fact he's the perfect midfielder for Southampton's hard-pressing game, but the Obernai sensation also impressed in possession. He chipped in with five goals, not a bad rate for a central midfielder at a club many tipped to struggle, and had a very tidy 84% pass completion rate – and from nearly 2,000 attempted passes: only eight players completed more passes over the course of the season.

One of those was Mikel Arteta, whose 2,750 passes is matched only by Xavi in Europe's top five leagues. The judges also commended Liverpool's Steven Gerrard, Manchester City's Yaya Toure and Everton's Marouane Fellaini, but the stats don't lie: Schneiderlin is the Stats Zone Central Midfielder of the Year.

Key Stats: Few players manage to get into double figures for interceptions; after all, that means that once every nine minutes they have successfully read the opponents' intentions and interrupted an attack. Even Schneiderlin, who topped the season list, 'only' averaged 4.17 per game. However, at Wigan and at home to QPR he went into overdrive with 10 interceptions. At the DW, he also managed to top the passing table – and with an 87% completion rate. Now that's a midfielder.

Morgs <3

 

[Fry]

Not sure what's in vogue these days back there, but "Nao gosto de pretos" should get your point across and cover all your specific needs, spam at will.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[LFMartins86]

The Belgium keeper looks nervous as hell.

 

[Lunchbox]

fuck batistuta

 

[spidye]

I am reading a report on Javi Martinez and some of the stats are insane

he played in 27 games in the league. 24 wins and 3 draws.
just 8 goals conceded when he played. 6 of them after a corner/penalty/free kick

72% of the tacklings won and 100% pass success rate in the final

 

[The_Hitcher89]

He wasn't called to the tournament.

itsafuckingdisgrace.gif

 

[Meier]

First time ever I'm flying, nervous as fuck

It's actually pretty fucking amazing. The fact you can go so far in such a short period of time is really neat and it's totally painless. Have fun in Portugal! My fiancee's favorite wine is a type from there called vinho verde.

 

[Vivalaraza]

What seat do you guys like to sit on on planes?

I like the aisle seat by the window.

If you're a baller and fly first class do not respond.

 

[LFMartins86]

itsafuckingdisgrace.gif

They might be saving him for the World Cup in July.

 

[phaze]

#realcaptain #artekkers #arteta(pen) #godblesstwitter

:lol Arteta is a Sony fan.

Thanks Sony for my personalised red

First time ever I'm flying, nervous as fuck

Takeoff is the worst part. Don't panic when the plane goes down a bit after initial climb.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

What seat do you guys like to sit on on planes?

I like the aisle seat by the window.

If you're a baller and fly first class do not respond.

Window

Spoiler

normally in Business Class because of my Mum <3

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Window

Spoiler

normally in Business Class because of my Mum <3

Wait Quiche has a mum?

 

[CrashBandicoot]

What seat do you guys like to sit on on planes?

I like the aisle seat by the window.

If you're a baller and fly first class do not respond.

Window cos I'm a selfish cunt who would rather the aisle seat guy has to get up when I go to the toilet than the other way around.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Window cos I'm a selfish cunt who would rather the aisle seat guy has to get up when I go to the toilet than the other way around.

But more leg space at the aisle seat! It's all about the leg space.

 

[LFMartins86]

Nice goal from Tó-Zé.

 

[Clegg]

The same journo that first got word of the Gotze transfer is now saying Marco Reus has a release clause of €35m.

 

[Timurid]

The same journo that first got word of the Gotze transfer is now saying Marco Reus has a release clause of €35m.

:lol

 

[Fergie]

A video exclusive on the greatest site in the world with the City chairman.

He calls City "a club that has been designed to win championships." And a club that wants to play beautiful, entertaining football.

Khaldoon is awesome.

"Let him dream".

 

[MPW]

The same journo that first got word of the Gotze transfer is now saying Marco Reus has a release clause of €35m.

omg buy him perez!

 

[spidye]

The same journo that first got word of the Gotze transfer is now saying Marco Reus has a release clause of &#8364;35m.

no way. which journo?

I refuse to believe this

 

[Batigol]

The same journo that first got word of the Gotze transfer is now saying Marco Reus has a release clause of €35m.

Oh dear. Surely he wouldn't leave after one season?

 

[Clegg]

no way. which journo?

I refuse to believe this

Jan something.

 

[MPW]

Oh dear. Surely he wouldn't leave after one season?

he went there to play with gotze, gotze left

 

[Hixx]

Diakite was going to Napoli until Rafa got the job

Thanks, Rafa?

Also fuck the Ents in the forest in Dark Souls. The low level ones were fodder, these ones can fuck you up so quick ((

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Diakite was going to Napoli until Rafa got the job

Thanks, Rafa?

Also fuck the Ents in the forest in Dark Souls. The low level ones were fodder, these ones can fuck you up so quick ((

They become such a piece of piss later on. Nasty shock the first time one of them grabs you though

 

[brokenbeans]

Wow the nice weather really brings out the arsehole in some peole.

Also women in skimpy clothes!

 

[Suen]

Hey all. Long time lurker. Can finally post something. Just had to miss the entire season to do so

Welcome! Join Monaco-GAF!

Alright cunts, I'm going on vacation to Portugal with my mates for a week so c u l8er

Enjoy! Bring Cardozo and Martinez back with you and send them to Arse.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I understand the appeal of tablets, I understand the appeal of smartphones, but what exactly is the point of phablets?