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MPW · May 31, 2013

Suen · May 31, 2013

Baconsaurus Rex said:
Oh I will. What are some good Portuguese swear words?

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Hixx · May 31, 2013

The_Hitcher89 said:
They become such a piece of piss later on. Nasty shock the first time one of them grabs you though

One or two at a time are not worth talking about. 4 or 5 at a time like near the Eastern armour, different matter all together.

MPW · May 31, 2013

ElTopo said:
That would be a Völler-level fuck up.

what did voller do?

Sleeplessnights · May 31, 2013

The_Hitcher89 said:
I understand the appeal of tablets, I understand the appeal of smartphones, but what exactly is the point of phablets?

The Note is really cool, the screen estate is very good for games and using the S-Pen but tbh holding it up to your ear, it looks ridiculous. Otherwise, it's there for consuming content. mm, content.

Kenka · May 31, 2013

spidye said:
I am reading a report on Javi Martinez and some of the stats are insane

he played in 27 games in the league. 24 wins and 3 draws.
just 8 goals conceded when he played. 6 of them after a corner/penalty/free kick

72% of the tacklings won and 100% pass success rate in the final

That's really telling. Martinez is the reason why Bayern are über alles (and not Dante).

The_Hitcher89 · May 31, 2013

MPW said:

The Constant.

It doesn't hurt so much since I prevented myself getting too attached to Suarez. Aside from the very rare exception (Zanetti, Buffon, Del Piero), only homegrown/local players truly care about the club enough to potentially sacrifice their prime years in order to help us improve.

HixxSAFC said:
One or two at a time are not worth talking about. 4 or 5 at a time like near the Eastern armour, different matter all together.

Ugh, forgot about the times when they crowd you. Run, you fool.

Broder Salsa · May 31, 2013

Karanka again out saying that Mourinho "has joined Chelsea". Just make it official already, I want it now and hard.

MPW · May 31, 2013

woah!

spidye · May 31, 2013

ElTopo said:
That would be a Völler-level fuck up.

I can't/won't/don't believe this. it's too crazy

pulga · May 31, 2013

Error said:
Pulga roots for Juve as a failsafe, if Madrid fails and wins fuck all he whips out a Juve avatar lol.

Because that was such an awesome failsafe for seven long years

Sleeplessnights said:
He's got a picture as a kid pole dancing with a Juve shirt, that's more proof than you'll ever need.

Its a swing lolol

Zabojnik said:
It's not a sin to love one child a little more than the other. He's still one of us. ONE OF US.

Zabo <3 I love both equally! I just post more about Madrid since between you an Yurt youve got Juve news covered more than adequatelly.

Sleeplessnights · May 31, 2013

Yurt said:
Virginie Gervais. A French model.

And lucky you, a porn star as well!

Suen · May 31, 2013

The_Hitcher89 said:
I understand the appeal of tablets, I understand the appeal of smartphones, but what exactly is the point of phablets?

Didn't even freakin know that's what they are called. Saw my cousin having one and thought it was just a phone with a ridiculous size and then I thought to myself that the size would make it look really stupid if you put it against the ear to talk to someone.

If smartphones can do this in the near future we won't have to worry about screen size anymore!

Sleeplessnights · May 31, 2013

Suen said:
Didn't even freakin know that's what they are called. Saw my cousin having one and thought it was just a phone with a ridiculous size and then I thought to myself that the size would make it look really stupid if you put it against the ear to talk to someone.

If smartphones can do this in the near future we won't have to worry about screen size anymore!

that looks really fucking stupid. what a horrible hanging UI.

dc89 · May 31, 2013

Vivalaraza said:
What seat do you guys like to sit on on planes?

I like the aisle seat by the window.

If you're a baller and fly first class do not respond.

My gf likes the window seat "so I can see where I'm going"

:S

Suen · May 31, 2013

Sleeplessnights said:
that looks really fucking stupid. what a horrible hanging UI.

The UI wasn't what I focused on :lol

Kenka · May 31, 2013

spidye said:
I can't/won't/don't believe this. it's too crazy

I don't know what stands out the most in the crazy:

that Reus may leave after one season
that his sell would represent only 17 M€ more than what Dortmund gave out for his transfer
that 35M€ is pretty much peanuts in the current market

Nobody could have predicted how much of a fantastic player he would evolve in. He is pretty much a more forward-leaning version of Paul Scholes at his prime.

Kenka · May 31, 2013

ElTopo said:
He's actually okay.

spidye · May 31, 2013

Kenka said:
That's really telling. Martinez is the reason why Bayern are über alles (and not Dante).

yeah. thanks to him we have the chance to win everything this season after losing everything last season

Jin_7 · May 31, 2013

That Reus has got a release clause is old news, isn't it.

Kenka · May 31, 2013

spidye said:
yeah. thanks to him we have the chance to win everything this season after losing everything last season

Talking badly about Dante, doesn't GAF have the feeling that he is overrated ? His reactions are at times pretty bad for a central defender.
Also didn't know he speaks fluently spanish: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARSEt898JTM

pulga · May 31, 2013

BWAHAHA

So Valdes isnt leaving?

HAHA

dc89 · May 31, 2013

Khaldoon has called the success of the U12, 13 & 14 teams "the DNA of our future"

Sviatoslav · May 31, 2013

Woke up to some terrible news. Kokorin out injured for our vital WCQ game against Portugal(we're fucked) and all of U21 Euros (fucked even more). Time for the 4-6-0, Dzagoev as false 9, Spalletti would be proud!

Batigol · May 31, 2013

Suen said:
Welcome! Join Monaco-GAF!

Enjoy! Bring Cardozo and Martinez back with you and send them to Arse.

Thanks man. Sadly I 'support' Birmingham City (thanks dad)

Got a soft spot for Roma though

Suen · May 31, 2013

pulga said:
BWAHAHA

So Valdes isnt leaving?

HAHA

Understandable that no club would want him, he'll have to see out his contract.

Batigol said:
Thanks man. Sadly I 'support' Birmingham City (thanks dad)

Got a soft spot for Roma though

Watch out for Juve-GAF

dc89 · May 31, 2013

Other tidbits:

"In Ferran we have one of the best cheif executives in world football."

"Txiki has been a great addition. His influence is now felt in every area of the club"

"Sheikh Mansour has approved a stadium expansion."

Also confirms Zabaleta and Richards will be offered new contracts soon.

YES ZABA!!!!!

Sleeplessnights · May 31, 2013

dc89 said:
My gf likes the window seat "so I can see where I'm going"

:S

That's the best reason I've heard to date. She's a keeper.

Suen said:
The UI wasn't what I focused on :lol

I'm just messing.

spidye · May 31, 2013

Kenka said:
Talking badly about Dante, doesn't GAF have the feeling that he is overrated ? His reactions are at times pretty bad for a central defender.
Also didn't know he speaks fluently spanish: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARSEt898JTM

dante has been pretty awesome for us. he became a leader and a starter in his first season at bayern munich after fighting against relegation with gladbach. who'd have thought.

he was pretty bad in the last games though. some pretty bad decisions against gladbach and dortmund

Timurid · May 31, 2013

dc89 said:
Other tidbits:

"In Ferran we have one of the best cheif executives in world football."

"Txiki has been a great addition. His influence is now felt in every area of the club"

"Sheikh Mansour has approved a stadium expansion."

Also confirms Zabaleta and Richards will be offered new contracts soon.

YES ZABA!!!!!

What?

Mac_Lane · May 31, 2013

Falcao at Monaco confirmed:

dc89 · May 31, 2013

Sleeplessnights said:
That's the best reason I've heard to date. She's a keeper.

How can you see where you're going haha!!

Timurid said:
What?

We're expanding the Etihad Stadium!
He also said that Mansour is fully behind the ambition of having half the first team home grown and he's fully backing the academy and the vision of it being the best in the world.

:') - my club is epic.

The_Hitcher89 · May 31, 2013

Mac_Lane said:
Falcao at Monaco confirmed:

Looks like the kind of shitty gig Meier or Fry would go to

Timurid · May 31, 2013

The_Hitcher89 said:
Looks like the kind of shitty gig Meier or Fry would go to

:lol

Clydefrog · May 31, 2013

Mac_Lane said:
Falcao at Monaco confirmed:

looks like they're introducing chewbacca in a suit

Carbonox · May 31, 2013

Timurid said:
What?

Need to build more space for the splurge of Blue Square Premier League, Copa America and Asian Champions League trophies they will be getting.

The_Hitcher89 · May 31, 2013

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=270115.0

lol, what a wordy tit

Tc91 · May 31, 2013

Oh shit.

Meier · May 31, 2013

The_Hitcher89 said:
Looks like the kind of shitty gig Meier or Fry would go to

Sorry that we actually like to leave our house!

Milchmonster · May 31, 2013

How is the Reus release clause news? That has gone public just a few days after we announced the signing. It's 35m starting 2015 and there are rumors we're trying to give him a new contract without one in the next year.

Meier · May 31, 2013

Timurid said:
What?

Khaldoon's year end wrap-up interview went up on the site. 22 minutes long so I doubt a neutral would watch it but it was great as a fan.

Touched on the Mancini decision, NYCFC, the expanded focus on the women's team, future objectives, etc.

http://manc.it/15jRM7L

Sviatoslav · May 31, 2013

I'm watching Turkey-Slovenia. Zabo, why wasn't Ilicic called up? Is he not good enough for Slovenia?

Splatt · May 31, 2013

dc89 said:
Other tidbits:

"In Ferran we have one of the best cheif executives in world football."

"Txiki has been a great addition. His influence is now felt in every area of the club"

"Sheikh Mansour has approved a stadium expansion."

Also confirms Zabaleta and Richards will be offered new contracts soon.

YES ZABA!!!!!

The_Hitcher89 · May 31, 2013

Meier said:
Sorry that we actually like to leave our house!

I leave my house 4 days a week

To work

Sometimes up to 6 times if I have to get something in from the freezer

Regulus Tera · May 31, 2013

Is Falcao ever gonna play for a big team in a AAA league?

Anyway, Mexico vs Brazil u20. I'm hoping for a goleada.

LFMartins86 · May 31, 2013

Portugal won 2-0, Ricardo Esgaio scored the second goal.

confuziz · May 31, 2013

Going to be a great transfersummer.

'United interested in Falcao'

GAF : RUMMMBOO OMGGGG. BEST PLAYER EVER, TREBLE INCOMING

Falcao to Monaco confirmed

'United interested in Tiago'

GAF : OMFG BEST MIDFIELD IN THE UNIVERSE

Tiago stays at Barcelona

This will go on for Fellaini, Strootman, and the rest.

dc89 · May 31, 2013

Falcow said:
I want to share with you that I will be player of @ASMFC_MONACO next season. I'm eager to start this challenge! I count on you support!

The ultimate bottle job.

The_Hitcher89 · May 31, 2013

Dat Silva volley-pass to Dzeko. Coutinho-like.

Fergie · May 31, 2013

dc89 said:
Khaldoon has called the success of the U12, 13 & 14 teams "the DNA of our future"

"Let him dream".

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