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[Milchmonster]

Why would there be a press conference if Heynckes was retiring?

And if he became manager again, why would his new club not present him themselves?

Either Heynckes' ego is pretty big or he'll work in some minor role like director of sports at some club (Gladbach?). I'd bet on latter.

 

[AndresON777]

Allegri contact extension. Loooool

 

[K1LLER7]

His ego must be through the roof. Don't blame him though to be honest.

He's got a plane to catch. He has to be in Barca tomorrow to finalise the move.

 

[MPW]

Essien y r u so creepy

http://instagram.com/p/aEke8BhvCQ/



I think Florentino got automatically reelected yesterday, the announcement should be coming this week, hopefully tomorrow!

yep!

psg wants to hold on to ancelloti against his wishes so jupp is a possibility

 

[fuenf]

Why would there be a press conference if Heynckes was retiring?

And if he became manager again, why would his new club not present him themselves?

Either Heynckes' ego is pretty big or he'll work in some minor role like director of sports at some club (Gladbach?). I'd bet on latter.

I think so too, it's either retirement or a role at some smaller club.

Yes! I saw it after I came home from seeing Fast Six, which I really liked btw.

I'm glad you liked Fast Six.

 

[WAR recon zero]

Bayern-GAF, How are Bayern Politics? I know Uli is a cunt, but watching Jupp recover from 2 blank seasons to triple is inspiring.

I think Jupp does not have the energy for Madrid. We need a project, La Decima won't happen next season unless there is a miracle (Bayern or Barça will dominate) but we need to start a project.

Get Jupp for 4 years, don't sack him in the first 2, and enjoy La Decima and La Undecima, with Bale-Cavani-Ronnie.

After Ronnie's contract expires, he will join City.

Ffan will be on suicide watch after Neymar announces retirement at 25 years because he sucks so much, but actually returns to brasil to play with America MG.

BELIEVE

 

[pulga]

Bayern-GAF, How are Bayern Politics? I know Uli is a cunt, but watching Jupp recover from 2 blank seasons to triple is inspiring.

I think Jupp does not have the energy for Madrid. We need a project, La Decima won't happen next season unless there is a miracle (Bayern or Barça will dominate) but we need to start a project.

Get Jupp for 4 years, don't sack him in the first 2, and enjoy La Decima and La Undecima, with Bale-Cavani-Ronnie.

After Ronnie's contract expires, he will join City.

Ffan will be on suicide watch after Neymar announces retirement at 25 years because he sucks so much, but actually returns to brasil to play with America MG.

BELIEVE

Neymar will be fat in 3 years time. Dat tapas españolas.

 

[AndresON777]

Madrid is shit you shameless Colombian

 

[pulga]

Madrid is shit you shameless Colombian

Are your Atletico and Napoli bandwagoning days over?

 

[AndresON777]

Are your Atletico and Napoli bandwagoning days over?

No. Rafa is great and Atleti will buy Bentekers

Actually Carlos Bacca is cheap. Vamos Atleti

 

[Milchmonster]

Tomorrow's Kicker teaser:
Zorc says a contract with de Bruyne is done, although not signed. No agreement reached with Chelsea yet. BVB in better position than other interested clubs, mainly: de Bruyne doesn't want to play for Leverkusen.

 

[rodvik]

FFS are we really going to list every promising young player in the world?

I know and they even missed out the best ones (slightly behind Tekkers perhaps)

 

[WAR recon zero]

Napoli is basura

Pulga, who's coaching Honduras?

 

[AndresON777]

What happened to that other BVB fan? The white German dude

 

[pulga]

Napoli is basura

Pulga, who's coaching Honduras?

Luis Suarez, another one of you colombian donkey bangers. I miss Rueda.

 

[WAR recon zero]

Rueda may go back to Honduras. It's a non ending cycle between Pinto-Rueda-Gomez-Maturana-Suarez

Or what the heck, you may get Osorio, that cunt.

 

[fuenf]

Tomorrow's Kicker teaser:
Zorc says a contract with de Bruyne is done, although not signed. No agreement reached with Chelsea yet. BVB in better position than other interested clubs, mainly: de Bruyne doesn't want to play for Leverkusen.

I hope you get him, I can't wait for Holzhäusers and Völlers meltdown.

 

[AndresON777]

Rueda is bossing with Ecuador. Can't blame him a Colombian can't coach Colombia. We're too critical

 

[rodvik]

Speaking of young players anybody seen Will Hughes of Derby County play? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Hughes


Allegedly we are sniffing around him. Youtube is very disappointing. I just dont see the fuss. But maybe I am missing something?

 

[pulga]

Rueda may go back to Honduras. It's a non ending cycle between Pinto-Rueda-Gomez-Maturana-Suarez

Or what the heck, you may get Osorio, that cunt.

The hell he is, isnt Ecuador in first place in the conmebol? They were beasting last time I checked.

 

[WAR recon zero]

It's the ecuador-honduras-costa rica triangle of colombian coaches.

They will go to the wc and be beasted, and will get axed

 

[AndresON777]

The hell he is, isnt Ecuador in first place in the conmebol? They were beasting last time I checked.

They're second one point up on us. People talk about the elevation in Bolivia but Quito is worse

 

[Frank the Great]

Allegri contact extension. Loooool

no extension! well, at least no confirmation of an extension. so he should be gone next season, in time for prandelli to take over!

it's still pretty lol though.

 

[Milchmonster]

I hope you get him, I can't wait for Holzhäusers and Völlers meltdown.

I just hope we sign someone soon hahaha

I know we'll have a good squad next season but the Bittencourt deal could be announced tomorrow, so that leaves us with: Reus, Kuba, Leitner (who's also on his way out), Hofmann and Großkreutz (who could end up as RB) as attacking midfielders which is fucking terrible to look at lol

 

[AndresON777]

no extension! well, at least no confirmation of an extension. so he should be gone next season, in time for prandelli to take over!

it's still pretty lol though.

I hear you guys bought Jherson Vergara. He's awesome but stupid at times cuz he loves to run forward

 

[Fry]

I do hope Borussia gather a strong team for next season. I really don't think it'll be fun if Bayern dominate as much as people are thinking they will.

 

[Milchmonster]

I do hope Borussia gather a strong team for next season. I really don't think it'll be fun if Bayern dominate as much as people are thinking they will.

On that topic, I present you the best bullshit rumor I've read in the past few weeks:

Mourinho will sell de Bruyne to BVB because he hates Guardiola and is afraid of Bayern dominating Europe and thus wants to strengthen BVB to give Bayern a proper challenge in the league.

 

[AndresON777]

You guys have Pep Guardiola mi amor. Bayern va pa la mierda

-Porto players are over priced but Jackson would be perfect for BVB

 

[Sleeplessnights]

That rumour sounds like it came from here.

 

[Fry]

On that topic, I present you the best bullshit rumor I've read in the past few weeks:

Mourinho will sell de Bruyne to BVB because he hates Guardiola and is afraid of Bayern dominating Europe and thus wants to strengthen BVB to give Bayern a proper challenge in the league.

:lol

 

[Feorax]

Seen a couple of papers report we're in for Benteke. Not a chance in hell IMO. There's no way we'd pay what Villa would want for him.

Definately think we'll sign a striker though. No way we can go into next season with just Borini.

 

[AndresON777]

I think Benteke is worth over 20 million pounds.

 

[Clegg]

Tulisa is fucked.

Caught on camera saying she can arrange a coke deal.

 

[Frank the Great]

I hear you guys bought Jherson Vergara. He's awesome but stupid at times cuz he loves to run forward

yeah we signed him. we really love colombian defenders lately. he's still very young, so hopefully we can fix his problems. if he needs to learn defensive discipline, then he is at the perfect club.

 

[Carbonox]

Tulisa is fucked.

Caught on camera saying she can arrange a coke deal.

Once a chav, always a chav.

 

[Wes]

Speaking of young players anybody seen Will Hughes of Derby County play? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Hughes


Allegedly we are sniffing around him. Youtube is very disappointing. I just dont see the fuss. But maybe I am missing something?

I've not seen any concrete link with him yet, just randoms specualting on twitter. He's one of the most promising English midfielder's around at the moment. The £10m fee reflects his potential, plus the usual English price markup.

 

[CrashBandicoot]

Tulisa is fucked.

Caught on camera saying she can arrange a coke deal.

"Will suck dick for coke"

 

[pulga]

Game of Thrones better be good tonight after the two week break.

Am I right, Ff, my love? Heh.

 

[WAR recon zero]

Game of Thrones better be good tonight after the two week break.

Am I right, Ff, my love? Heh.

I drool for Melissandre.

And yes, it is today

 

[Clegg]

Game of Thrones better be good tonight after the two week break.

Am I right, Ff, my love? Heh.

It will definitely be good.

 

[Wes]

Game of Thrones better be good tonight after the two week break.

Am I right, Ff, my love? Heh.

Oh my dear summer child.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Game of Thrones better be good tonight after the two week break.

Am I right, Ff, my love? Heh.

Can't wait, hopefully the shit will go down and hit the fan tonight.

 

[Clegg]

Listening to "The Rains of Castamere."

Getting tense already.

 

[L1NETT]

Will Hughes is a class little player, very technical and all that.

Hope he doesn't become another Bostock, or even Macechran.

Let him grow up in the championship.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Telegraph saying Mou wants Jovetic or Dzeko at Chelsea. I would take Dzeko and think he is massively underrated by some, but... Lukaku can pretty much do everything he can and then there's Torres and Ba....

 

[Clegg]

Hitcher have you read that new thread on TLoU multiplayer?

 

[Fry]

Telegraph saying Mou wants Jovetic or Dzeko at Chelsea. I would take Dzeko and think he is massively underrated by some, but... Lukaku can pretty much do everything he can and then there's Torres and Ba....

Torres will go to Liverpool!

 

[pulga]

Oh my dear summer child.

Boom boom badoom boom boom

 

[pulga]

Omg Ive got two Wilbury snapchats.

Im afraid to open them.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Torres will go to Liverpool!

Would rather give him to another league, nothing worse than seeing a player you've thrown away score against your own team.