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[Lightning]

OH MY FUCKING GOD TOE INJURIES ARE THE GODDAMN WORST IN TERMS OF PAIN.

I was playing football outside and at some point got the bright idea to try and replicate Roberto Carlos's famous FK against france.

So I backed up 10 yards, started my huge run, and just when I was about to follow through on my kick: BAM. My foot was a little bit too low, and I KICKED THE GODDAMN SHIT OUT OF THE PITCH WITH MY TOE.

I've broken my arm, my ankle, and fractured my shin before. NONE OF THAT HAS EVER COME CLOSE TO THE PAIN I SUFFERED FROM THIS SHIT. I sat there on the field screaming for a good 20 minutes. The agony wouldn't cease. Motherfucking combine EVERY toe stub on a piece of furniture that I've experienced and multiply it by a hundred. THAT'S HOW IT FELT.


TWO HOURS LATER NOW I'M SITTING HERE WITH AN ICE PACK TO MY TOE AND IT STILL HURTS. REPRIEVE ME OF MY LIFE ALREADY.

I let out a chuckle with how that came out.

Sorry man. Hope you recover soon and you're alright.

 

[Noirulus]

Basically a summary of Canadians attempting to play football in general right there.

fuck yo snide comment

Honestly this shit happened mostly because the field I played on is slightly uneven all over. Some parts of the pitch are a bit more elevated than others which makes it hard not only to run but to take a proper kick.

I'd normally play in a different field that's further away but I was feeling lazy today.

GODDAMNIT

So.....what happened to the ball?

^ :lol
Let him replace Hulk.

The laces still got a bit of the ball so it went down a couple yards.

I let out a chuckle with how that came out.

Sorry man. Hope you recover soon and you're alright.

Thanks

 

[Koko]

Check this out guys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAExZjcwydk&list=UUKpvVIrdj_gBxOKmDkZ3-cw&index=3

Fucking awesome.

He also did a Mortal Kombat one.

Glad to have you back DC.

 

[Koko]

Dat Salcido assist.

edit: my bad doble post.

 

[Sviatoslav]

lol letting de Nigris score. That's shameful, Reggae Boyz.

 

[Regulus Tera]

I just let out the biggest sigh

 

[AlexBasch]

Salcido is a best crosser than Guardado/Barrera/practically anyone in the national squad.

De Nigris though. <3

And Noirulus, dude, I know Roberto Carlos is the inspiration for many football fans, but attempting to do his crazy shit shenanigans is not for the weak of heart. Hopefully you learned your lesson. ):

Get well soon.

 

[rodvik]

Old?

 

[Sviatoslav]

Great save by Corona.

 

[AlexBasch]

The national team does not deserve Jesus Corona or Salcido.

 

[Regulus Tera]

Can we stop the dumb Ochoa vs Corona discussion plz?

 

[AlexBasch]

Can we stop the dumb Ochoa vs Corona discussion plz?

Corona is better, what of it?

Spoiler

 

[Koko]

Can we stop the dumb Ochoa vs Corona discussion plz?

There is a discussion?

 

[Timurid]

There is a discussion?

my ultimate team pwns your team.

 

[Meier]

Hopeful Jamaica can get 1 back and manage a draw.

 

[Timurid]

Valencia has a new manager, Miroslav Djukic.

 

[Koko]

my ultimate team pwns your team.

Link?

 

[Scum]

Old?

dc would be proud. Where the bloody hell is he, anyway?

 

[Sviatoslav]

dc would be proud. Where the bloody hell is he, anyway?

Banned in the Game of Thrones thread.

 

[Timurid]

Link?

How do you link it?

 

[Scum]

Banned in the Game of Thrones thread.

FFS! :-/

 

[flippedb]

FFS! :-/

19 days.

 

[Koko]

How do you link it?

There is an option that says share while you are at active squad (Web App). Or you could just upload a screenshot.

 

[Timurid]

There is an option that says share while you are at active squad (Web App). Or you could just upload a screenshot.

Bam!

 

[Scum]

19 days.

Silly bugger. He'll miss the mess that is E3 on 'GAF.

 

[Meier]

Bam!

Dude.. what is going on with your team? It's so weird!

Here's Austin City: http://www.ea.com/intl/football/fifa-ultimate-team/show-off#iaUToKii3n5:360
Guess I can't share Austin City B (only played like two or three times).

 

[Koko]

Bam!

:lol That's nice a squad. You should improve it around Gotze and Montolivo

 

[Zabojnik]

Fuck Mangia and Italy U21. Where the fuck is Berardi?

 

[Clegg]

dc would be proud. Where the bloody hell is he, anyway?

Banned.

Posting GoT spoilers is a perilous thing.

 

[Koko]

Dude.. what is going on with your team? It's so weird!

Here's Austin City: http://www.ea.com/intl/football/fifa-ultimate-team/show-off#iaUToKii3n5:360
Guess I can't share Austin City B (only played like two or three times).

You can, you just have to select the squad then create share url it will give you a new link.

 

[Meier]

You can, you just have to select the squad then create share url it will give you a new link.

Ahhh, I hit share and saw my Austin City URL and forgot I had to create another. Here is Austin City B (Bundesliga). Haven't spent much money on it.

http://www.ea.com/intl/football/fifa-ultimate-team/show-off#kZ9GfsXd3n6:360

 

[Batigol]

Silly bugger. He'll miss the mess that is E3 on 'GAF.

So will everyone else lol

 

[Regulus Tera]

I have the biggest sense of relief at the moment.

 

[Sr Kitsune]

I have the biggest sense of relief at the moment.

I thought they were going to tie the game in that last play. It wouldn't have surprised me, isn't like that would have been too rare...

 

[Salazar]

 

[Koko]

I have the biggest sense of relief at the moment.

Did you saw the we bought Omar Bravo (Again) ?

Ahhh, I hit share and saw my Austin City URL and forgot I had to create another. Here is Austin City B (Bundesliga). Haven't spent much money on it.

http://www.ea.com/intl/football/fifa-ultimate-team/show-off#kZ9GfsXd3n6:360

That's a good squad considering that it's your B team.

 

[Timurid]

He fits perfect with the rotten fucks at milan.

 

[Regulus Tera]

Did you saw the we bought Omar Bravo (Again) ?

The less I think about Chivas' management decisions the better for my own health.

 

[Timurid]

The less I think about Chivas' management decisions the better for my own health.

When is Carlos Slim taking over Chivas?

Also what happened at Chivas USA?

 

[PorygonVandal]

Did you saw the we bought Omar Bravo (Again) ?

Atlas says that he still has contract with them.

 

[Regulus Tera]

When is Carlos Slim taking over Chivas?

Fucking Liga MX suddenly decided to establish a law against multiple ownership despite the fact that it had been overlooked for forty years or so. It's been postponed.

Also what happened at Chivas USA?

They sold the only good player they had, and all the decent ones got injured. Shit management.

 

[Koko]

Atlas says that he still has contract with them.

The problem is that they don't own him. He was owned by Cruz Azul and Chivas bought it from them, but he still has contract with Atlas because he was loaned for a year. So in other words is just a clusterfuck that can only happen in Liga MX.

 

[Heart Attack]

Bummer that Mexico won. But yeah, Corona is the best Mexican keeper in the last 20 years. Fact.

 

[Regulus Tera]

Bummer that Mexico won. But yeah, Corona is the best Mexican keeper in the last 20 years. Fact.

He needs to wear funky uniforms and then he'll be better than Campos.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Jesus, people are desperate to like Remember Me

Awesome game

+exploration is fun
-combat is shit and boring

What would you say is the ratio of exploration to combat?

About 1:20

 

[FootballFan]

2 stray kittens sleeping outside my door, hugging each other for warmth. So cute. :')

 

[Salazar]

2 stray kittens sleeping outside my door, hugging each other for warmth. So cute. :')

 

[brokenbeans]

2 stray kittens sleeping outside my door, hugging each other for warmth. So cute. :')

You better invite them in.

 

[DominoKid]

OH MY FUCKING GOD TOE INJURIES ARE THE GODDAMN WORST IN TERMS OF PAIN.

I was playing football outside and at some point got the bright idea to try and replicate Roberto Carlos's famous FK against france.

So I backed up 10 yards, started my huge run, and just when I was about to follow through on my kick: BAM. My foot was a little bit too low, and I KICKED THE GODDAMN SHIT OUT OF THE PITCH WITH MY TOE.

I've broken my arm, my ankle, and fractured my shin before. NONE OF THAT HAS EVER COME CLOSE TO THE PAIN I SUFFERED FROM THIS SHIT. I sat there on the field screaming for a good 20 minutes. The agony wouldn't cease. Motherfucking combine EVERY toe stub on a piece of furniture that I've experienced and multiply it by a hundred. THAT'S HOW IT FELT.


TWO HOURS LATER NOW I'M SITTING HERE WITH AN ICE PACK TO MY TOE AND IT STILL HURTS. REPRIEVE ME OF MY LIFE ALREADY.

I did something like that once messing around w/ some friends at a cancelled practice. I hated practice to begin w/ so IDK why I showed up to a cancelled practice lol. I'm an idiot.

Anyway I'm taking free kicks w/ a wall showing off my swerve skills. For whatever reason, in the middle of my run-up I changed my mind and decided I wanted to hit the opposite upper 90. Nope. Caught my foot in the field at some ungodly awkward angle and caught the worst ankle sprain I've ever had. I won't lie I screamed like a bitch. My foot looked like a fucking grapefruit later that night that's how bad the swelling was.

It took like 2 weeks before I could even kick a ball again w/o feeling pain and my ankle felt like jelly the entire season. I'd roll it over just walking around at school.

 

[Blablurn]

Mexico <3