Cavani to Chelsea is very close according to..Napoli.
Torres will be off then. Ba and Lukaku as second and third choice is great on paper but don't see either wanting to be third choice. Lukaku will go on loan again I guess.
DORTMUND. DO IT.
this tweet isn't real what are you doing
Palermo owner Maurizio Zamparini has confirmed that former Italy midfielder Gennaro Gattuso will be the relegated club's next manager. The partnership will likely be equivalent to two pythons trying to swallow each other whole inside a missile silo filled with Mentos and Diet Coke as Zamparini has made 25 managerial changes in his 11 years at Palermo and Gattuso has never man an older man he wouldn't physically assault. The following is a transcript of Gattuso's job interview with Zamparini.
Zamparini: Thank you for coming in, Gennaro. As someone who has interviewed many, many managers over the years, I have this process down to a very precise science. So if you're ready, we will begin.
Gattuso: [repeatedly slaps himself in the face] Ready.
Zamparini: OK then. On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don't even think about it. Just name it. Ready? One, two, three.
Gattuso and Zamparini: T-Rex.
Zamparini: Excellent. Finish this sentence. People are...
Gattuso: Infuriating creatures that you must grab by the neck and berate until the veins in your neck snap like rubberbands around a fat man's waist.
Zamparini: Exactly. If I hired you on a Tuesday, sacked you on Wednesday and then offered you the job again on Thursday, would you find that strange?
Gattuso: No. Drastic mood swings are perfectly normal.
Zamparini: So I take it you agree that stability is only for chairs and successful Jenga towers?
Gattuso: Until you destroy them in a fit of rage, yes.
Zamparini: Last question. If you could have one job in medieval times, what would it be?
Gattuso and Zamparini: Executioner!
Zamparini: Did we just become best friends?
Gattuso: Yep!
Zamparini: Do you want to go sack random people who work for the club?
Gattuso: Can we scream in their faces when we do it?
Zamparini: Of course.
Gattuso: Then let me think. Uh, yep!
Zamparini: Rino, you're hired! And you're sacked! Hahahahaha
Gattuso: I accept! And I will tear every last hair out of your leathery scalp! Hahahahaha
Gattuso and Zamparini: Hahahahahaha!
Zamparini: I can't wait until I inevitably hate you.
Gattuso: [headbutts Zamparini to express agreement and joy]
President @ ADeLaurentiis : Cavani is of the interest of Chelsea, will call me in the next few hours. I would be happy if he stays with us
#dcing but I don't care
YES! Imagine having Lukaku and Cavani come 2014/15 season! Hope we get him.
I will make a bet right now that Cavani will not be joining Chelsea. I'll decide on the stakes once the window closes.
Who cares, NEW SMASH BROS TRAILER CONFIRMEDNEW MGS5 TRAILER in a few minutes. I see u guys on the other side.
Fernandinho first wrote his name in lights in 2003 when he scored the winning goal in the FIFA World Youth Championship final against Andres Iniesta’s Spain.
Negotiating with Napoli over Cavani is closer than any club ever managed before. It means they're serious about it.He didn't say it was close, just that they were in contact. Still in midst of negotiating, deal is far from done, clubs like Madrid and City are also richer and more alluring.
Omg my sides
Didn't know this factoid:
Exciting stuff, glad to have a player like him. Still a bit weird we haven't heard anything new about Navas regarding his medical, etc.
NEW MGS5 TRAILER in a few minutes. I see u guys on the other side.
FUCK. THAT. SHIT.
Daaaamn. My hands and feet were sweating watching that. I tried to relax. Couldn't. My god.
Damn, respect to these guys :/
Saw it once and was properly scared, I can't imagine that being my job!
Yeah but at least Kiefer is better!Kiefer Sutherland as Snake doesn't seem right.
It's like seeing:
David Moyes
Manager of Manchester United
Has that PES trailer been released yet? Curious about it
Nop, just the teaser and some tech talk, no gameplay shown. The team morale stuff seemed kind of interesting, the rest sounded like the typical EA talk.
Liking the skill moves that Isco is throwing out so far.
I don't remember anyone whinging about David Hayter's voice at the time, then as soon as he's dropped people act as though he was shit as Snake
lol at people getting up in arms over a voice actor change
I remember reading quite a bit around the time of MGS4 that he was overplaying it. But fuck me, he is Snake and I would keep him any day, can't say I'm too annoyed though as my interest in MGS as a whole just seems to fade more every day.
Anyway, Valnen bringing the hilarity in the thread lol
What do you think about our new home kit?
Torres will be off then. Ba and Lukaku as second and third choice is great on paper but don't see either wanting to be third choice. Lukaku will go on loan again I guess.
DORTMUND. DO IT.