Sleeplessnights
Banned
Everyone's asleep huh
offseason innit
Everyone's asleep huh
David Ornstein ‏@bbcsport_david 1m
Fellaini camp, #efc & #afc all deny release clause met. Arsenal not in for Rooney or Cesar. Jovetic on radar but not near top
Moyes in, jump ship.
Indeed.
Nothing is happening in football
And the weirdos are finally coming to terms with them all sharing dick pics on whatsapp and are now developing awkward feelings about each other
They should just embrace them
Understandable innit
You fucking hipsterMight wait for our new signings to decide on shirt names, but for now I'm thinking Shinji on home and Welbeck on away.
Hulk says Chelsea want him apparently. Cavani, Schurrle, Hulk, Torres, Ba, Lukaku, Mata, Hazard, Oscar, Moses, Marin.... loooooool
preferable to the fucking Northern Irish fortune cookie you've got
Arnie's just jealous that they're not going to be the best footballing team in Liverpool anymore
You fucking hipster
#swagawa
#BestDanny
#suckdicksturridge
Seriously tho who else might I get? Rafael maybe. Raf, DDG and Kagawa are the holy trinity, with Welberg, RVP and Carrick not far behind
Might get Anderson LOOOOOOL
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co...s/city-beat-chelsea-liverpool-swedish-4187665Manchester City have beaten Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool and Juventus to the £400,000 signing of 15-year old Swedish striker Zacharias Faour.
The Malmo player will move to Manchester in January when he turns 16, and is earmarked for the under-19 team next season.
#swagawa
#BestDanny
#suckdicksturridge
Seriously tho who else might I get? Rafael maybe. Raf, DDG and Kagawa are the holy trinity, with Welberg, RVP and Carrick not far behind
Might get Anderson LOOOOOOL
If we make a decent signing this summer then get his name on the back.
Do we have any Swedes who visit this thread? Know nothing about this kid?
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co...s/city-beat-chelsea-liverpool-swedish-4187665
Speaking of spenky locomotives heading for steep drops, the Martinez pendolino is gonna burn.
If we make a decent signing this summer then get his name on the back.
You watch as Distin scores a well executed back heel against you in next year's COC semi final. I want you to film the very moment it goes in and your face melts, Raiders style, dripping down your new away shirt and leaving indistinguishable marks from the fucking horror show that already adorns it
Pls arnuld, 4 me
Oh you guys
VAR-E-LA
OH OH OH
VAR-E-LA
OH OH OH
Why did we sign a fucking trisyllabic Uruguayan. The chants are automatically shit.
Don't even think I'm buying the home shirt this season. Can't afford it.
SPEAKING OF AFFORDING THINGS
Off to Meadowhall with my hangover to buy some naughty summer garments. Although the trick I find is to get clothes that are suitable in any season. Apart from the shorts I'm currently sat in.
Might buy some new Levis. What ya saying Viva
Off to Meadowhall with my hangover to buy some naughty summer garments. Although the trick I find is to get clothes that are suitable in any season.
No choice but to agree.I'm waiting on a blue jacket.
Blue is a fucking magic colour. It's a shame City are shit and Everton are Everton.
I've run out of synonyms for doomed trains.And Chelsea, fucking Chelsea.
But rest assured the Mouinhomobile is already wobbling.
Tancredi Palmeri ‏@tancredipalmeri5m
A news completely to verify. So Chelsea fans don't get excited too early. According to Mediaset, Chelsea and Napoli agreed 58m for Cavani
The Tanc has spoken.
Hope it happens. I want Chelski to win the league.
Can't fucking wait for The Last of Us, know not one shit about that game but man those scores
Hope it happens. I want Chelski to win the league.
You're such an odd creature sometimes.
Which butthole did that impulse crawl from?
Chelsea and City have gone from two spenky twats to two really likeable managers, and United have gone from likeable manager and charitable, all round decent guy to spenky twat.
Liverpool's remains consistently spenky. Arsenal's remains consistently sympathetic like an old woman who's lost her family at Legoland. Spurs' remains consistently and unbearably impactful on my sperm count.
You're such an odd creature sometimes.
Which butthole did that impulse crawl from?
Haha
Haha
#swagawa
#BestDanny
#suckdicksturridge
Seriously tho who else might I get? Rafael maybe. Raf, DDG and Kagawa are the holy trinity, with Welberg, RVP and Carrick not far behind
Might get Anderson LOOOOOOL
Do not laugh Randall.
The only team I want winning the league is Arsenal.
I want United flailing in mid table with Liverpool come May, that's the dream.
But in reality we all know United, City and Chelsea will be the only teams challenging for the title come next April.
How is it odd to not want Man Utd winning the league again?
Have you forgotten how much I hate them?
All 3 new managers are going to flop and the title will be a 3 way contest between Spurs, Arsenal and Swansea with West Ham rounding out the top 4.