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[Wilbur]

Drinking is simultaneously over and under rated.

It costs a lot. Half of it tastes like dick. It makes you vomit. It makes you buy kebabs. It makes you dance like an idiot. It makes you say idiotic things. It makes you do idiotic things.

But

It feels good to be oblivious to your idiocy

 

[Yen]

And you can dance

 

[qindarka]

You don't drink Quiche? That's a pretty fucking massive error.

Wasn't he underage until today?

 

[Blablurn]

Drinking is simultaneously over and under rated.

It costs a lot. Half of it tastes like dick. It makes you vomit. It makes you buy kebabs. It makes you dance like an idiot. It makes you say idiotic things. It makes you do idiotic things.

But

It feels good to be oblivious to your idiocy

^^

 

[Hixx]

Wasn't he underage until today?

so?

Then again Quiche says he hasn't watched so many great films because "they're rated 18".

 

[confuziz]

Drinking is simultaneously over and under rated.

It costs a lot. Half of it tastes like dick. It makes you vomit. It makes you buy kebabs. It makes you dance like an idiot. It makes you say idiotic things. It makes you do idiotic things.

But

It feels good to be oblivious to your idiocy

How is this bad?

 

[Wilbur]

Wasn't he underage until today?

LIKE HE SHOULD GIVE A FUCK

 

[Kyoufu]

I like not drinking :lol

Drinking isn't for everybody. No shame in staying sober.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

kebabs are fucking good, unless you get the fakes ones in England


like that fake shawarma they're making you eat

 

[Wilbur]

How is this bad?

When I'm sober doner kebabs are gross, and when I wake up having eaten one I feel bad with myself.

But when drunk they're lush

Chicken kebab is lovely tho. Big fuckin chunks on a skewer hnnngghhh makes my anus tingle like Ribery's in a playground

 

[LanceVance]

And you can dance

If you want too

 

[sohois]

the UK drinking age is like 4 inside your own home anyway. Alcohol with meals from 12, being free to take a drink from 16 was what I knew.

 

[Blablurn]

2 weeks ago

 

[qindarka]

LIKE HE SHOULD GIVE A FUCK

We shouldn't admit to criminal activity on the internet. Who knows whether the police are tracking our posts.

 

[Wilbur]

We shouldn't admit to criminal activity on the internet. Who knows whether the police are tracking our posts.

I can never tell whether you're deadly serious or the most elaborate troll account of all time

I love you

 

[Broder Salsa]

so?

Then again Quiche says he hasn't watched so many great films because "they're rated 18".

Pretty sure that's just a bad excuse, he hasn't watched all the great ones that he is old enough to watch either!

We shouldn't admit to criminal activity on the internet. Who knows whether the police are tracking our posts.

I know you're kidding but it's not necessarily illegal at all:

Between the ages of 5 and 17, it is legally permissible for children to drink alcohol at home or at a friend's house with the permission of a parent or legal guardian.

 

[qindarka]

Allowed to drink at 5? Isn't it harmful to them at that age?

 

[Hixx]

Allowed to drink at 5? Isn't it harmful to them at that age?

It's harmful to you at every age...

 

[Broder Salsa]

Allowed to drink at 5? Isn't it harmful to them at that age?

Well it is to any age group, isn't it? But yeah, as long as you're mother is Vicky Pollard I doubt there's much reason to worry about parents letting their kids drink at 5.

 

[Yurt]

2 weeks ago

 

[IceCold]

It's harmful to you at every age...

Put a bit of vodka on your pinky and place it in a baby's mouth. That's how people back in the end put their stubborn babies to sleep.

 

[bud]

i always suffer from a post-fast food depression (but only when it's doner kebab/shawarma/mcd's/bk/shit like that). i dunno, i just feel disgusted with myself afterwards even though i know what i'm getting myself into.

 

[GorillaJu]

i always suffer from a post-fast food depression (but only when it's doner kebab/shawarma/mcd's/bk/shit like that). i dunno, i just feel disgusted with myself afterwards even though i know what i'm getting myself into.

Absolutely. Same here. It feels bad man.

 

[Yurt]

i always suffer from a post-fast food depression (but only when it's doner kebab/shawarma/mcd's/bk/shit like that). i dunno, i just feel disgusted with myself afterwards even though i know what i'm getting myself into.

Once or twice a week is fine.

 

[WAR recon zero]

Happy Birthday Premature!

 

[Wilbur]

i always suffer from a post-fast food depression (but only when it's doner kebab/shawarma/mcd's/bk/shit like that). i dunno, i just feel disgusted with myself afterwards even though i know what i'm getting myself into.

Yep. I've lost some weigh recently, done well with muscle exercises and cycling and stuff. Had a KFC the other day in a moment of weakness and felt like crying after

 

[Blablurn]

lol

 

[Linius]

S04E14 was good stuff :lol

This could be usefull.

 

[Yurt]

Udinese talent Luis Muriel “In Colombia when I was a kid all my friends supported either Juventus or Milan. In order to stand out from the rest, I decided to cheer on Inter. I’ve supported them ever since.”

Damn, so many dead Colombians to me.

 

[Batigol]

What is shawarma?!?

 

[Messi]

Why are Brazils kits/logo never in fifa/pes. Its shit

 

[Linius]

What is shawarma?!?

I think they mean this.

 

[Broder Salsa]

'I always said my ambition was to play for Chelsea, and now I will go back to Stamford Bridge and try and play even more games than I did at West Brom,' he said, after Belgium's 2-1 win over Serbia last night. 'If I can score a few early on, it can turn into a really good season for me.

'I have had a good conversation with Jose Mourinho, and I know it's up to me to show I'm worth a place. It is the World Cup next year, and I need to be playing. But if I don't get in the Chelsea team often enough, then I won't deserve to be in the national squad.

'I am not afraid of that. I am determined to succeed with Chelsea next season. I want to prove myself. People will compare me with Didier Drogba, and he was always my hero. But I am my own man, and I want to be known for what I do.'

 

[Batigol]

I think they mean this.

Can't be eating that.

Taco fries is where I draw the line

 

[qindarka]

I hope either one of Torres or Ba (or both) is willing to leave.

 

[Linius]

Can't be eating that.

Taco fries is where I draw the line

 

[Broder Salsa]

I hope either one of Torres or Ba (or both) is willing to leave.

I'm sure the U18 players needs a new senior player to train with now that Malouda is gone, perfect for Torres imo, could also give him some confidence as he scores goals against the kids like a real Owen.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Eng U21s: Butland; Smith Caulker Dawson Rose; Lowe Chalobah Henderson; Ince, Zaha, Redmond.

Better.

 

[Linius]

I put my name in a spreadsheet in the AC thread for friendcodes and stuff. And of course people will PM you if they add your friendcode. Now there is some guy who PM'ed me my username. I have no clue what to with a PM like that

 

[Blablurn]

 

[Gareth Bale]

Eng U21s: Butland; Smith Caulker Dawson Rose; Lowe Chalobah Henderson; Ince, Zaha, Redmond.

Better.

Glad they dropped Shelvey, Wickham and Robinson. Not good enough.

Edit: and Sorrell obviously. If this player is the future of the national team we are truly fucked.

 

[Wilbur]

Eng U21s: Butland; Smith Caulker Dawson Rose; Lowe Chalobah Henderson; Ince, Zaha, Redmond.

Better.

Imagine that team with Jones instead of Dawson, Ox instead of Lowe and Welbeck instead of Redmond

Fucking Hodgson

 

[Blablurn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdQEYSGFscE

 

[Yurt]

 

[rvy]

The fuck.

 

[Batigol]

Guess there's no limit on games played to be eligible for a medal?

 

[K1LLER7]

Leave Arsenal > Win title

 

[bud]

robin van persie: one league title.
nicklas bendtner: one league title.

this means they're both equally good.

 

[Linius]

He's on Gaf!

 

[qindarka]

John Chapman ‏@BelgoFoot 3m
Thibaut Courtois says he will stay at Atletico Madrid next season #cfc