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If Strootman and Thiago come I will put a video in the Whatsapp chat of me slapping my dick against my Nandos badge

pls

my muppet signings of 2k12

Also who had avatar bets with me over Bale staying, fuck I can't wait to saddle them with shit
I said Bale will leave and I still think he will.

C'mon perezy
 
That'd be like moving to the inner city because you're worried about getting mugged in your suburban neighborhood.

kpop was a bad choice

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If Strootman and Thiago come I will put a video in the Whatsapp chat of me slapping my dick against my Nandos badge

pls

my muppet signings of 2k12

Also who had avatar bets with me over Bale staying, fuck I can't wait to saddle them with shit

Don't get fired wilbs. keep that cock away from your work badge.
 
Did you guys hear about the marshal at the Canadian Grand Prix who was helping remove a car from the track and he slipped and the crane ran him over.

Well he's died :(

Jenson Button ‏@JensonButton
Shocked & saddened by the news that a marshal who is there to keep us safe has lost his life during our race today. Rest in peace my friend

fucking hell, they didn't show that at all on TV or even mention it
 
i want to have sex with an old woman

not a granny

just someone old

like

38 or a bit older than that or something

i want her to call me "boy"

i want her to say things like "good boy"

I remember once in a club in Croydon one of my mates was getting off with this woman who we thought was like 30 and we were all like fair play and he fingered her on the dance floor

he took her home, she fucked him and fingered his arse and told him to call her mummy, he did all this, saw her driving license in the morning and she was 52 looooooooool

I said Bale will leave and I still think he will.

C'mon perezy

Prepare for a season long avatar of Carlos Tevez
 
i want to have sex with an old woman

not a granny

just someone old

like

38 or a bit older than that or something

i want her to call me "boy"

i want her to say things like "good boy"

Weren't you recently in a quest to make this dream come true?
 
It always is afer dark times.

Embrace it. Let it consume you.

I'll get some popcorn.

Is there anything more odd than the fact that Stuart Pearce is still in employment?

he has a family to feed :(

u21s you say? youll fit right in with these cunts

you are specifying the U21 team as IF the first team is any better.
me fitting with them? I would only play at RM. thank you for the offer though :P
 
I just found out this cerezo girl is one of those boob models.

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Video is NSFW, but there's no nudity. She's just in a bikini showing off her tits.
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Fairly certain if a mod sees that he will axe you man.

Edit: I flicked around and yep its asking for trouble lol
 
its like the german shit haircuts infested ronnie

RIP ballondor winner good ronaldo. sad your career is taking a lindsay lohan turn after joining those cunts
 
I miss the Kanye that wasn't a massive prick.

I also miss the Kanye that didn't overproduce his music until it became an unintelligible gloop of bass and electro.
 
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