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[Batigol]

Sid Lowe's TOTS was a good one - http://m.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2013/jun/12/sids-2013-la-liga-season-review

GK: Courtois (Atlético)
RB: Carlos Martínez (Real Sociedad)
CB: Miranda (Atlético)
CB: Iñigo Martínez (Real Sociedad)
LB: Filipe Luis (Atlético)
M: Sergio Busquets (Barcelona)
M: Xabi Prieto (Real Sociedad)
M: Andrés Iniesta (Barcelona)
S: Leo Messi (Barcelona)
S: Radamel Falcao (Atlético)
S: Cristiano Ronaldo (Madrid)

Like the look of that one.

EA's, for reference

GK: Courtois, Thibaut, Atlético Madrid - 79 (81)>86
RB: Carlos Martinez, Real Sociedad - 70 (72)>74
CB: Piqué, FC Barcelona - 86 / 92>91
CB: Sergio Ramos, Real Madrid - 87 / 93>92
LB: Jordi Alba, FC Barcelona - 81 (83)>87
CM: Xabi Alonso, Real Madrid - 87 (88) / 93>92
CM: Xavi, FC Barcelona - 90 / 95>94
CM: Iniesta, FC Barcelona - 90 (91) / 96>95
LW: Cristiano Ronaldo, Real Madrid - 92 (94) / 97>96
CF: Messi, Lionel, FC Barcelona - 94 (96) / 98>97
ST: Falcao, Atlético Madrid - 89 (90) / 94>93

Lol

 

[Wilbur]

Like the look of that one.

EA's, for reference

GK: Courtois, Thibaut, Atlético Madrid - 79 (81)>86
RB: Carlos Martinez, Real Sociedad - 70 (72)>74
CB: Piqué, FC Barcelona - 86 / 92>91
CB: Sergio Ramos, Real Madrid - 87 / 93>92
LB: Jordi Alba, FC Barcelona - 81 (83)>87
CM: Xabi Alonso, Real Madrid - 87 (88) / 93>92
CM: Xavi, FC Barcelona - 90 / 95>94
CM: Iniesta, FC Barcelona - 90 (91) / 96>95
LW: Cristiano Ronaldo, Real Madrid - 92 (94) / 97>96
CF: Messi, Lionel, FC Barcelona - 94 (96) / 98>97
ST: Falcao, Atlético Madrid - 89 (90) / 94>93

Lol

Alonso and Xavi being in that team is fucking bullshit :lol

 

[bud]

do you guys think de gea's girlfriend likes it when his beard tickles her sugarwalls

 

[subtles]

If any of you guys are interested in getting more insight into the new LFC scouting/transfer structure then @BreakfastPercy on twitter does a wonderful job. He's been writing a lot about City and Riggs lately.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Jong Oranje is going to receive a spanking

 

[Wilbur]

do you guys think de gea's girlfriend likes it when his beard tickles her sugarwalls

sugar walls OMG LOOOOOOOOL

I reckon he's really quite adept at cunny

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Phew...finally back from my requested vacation.

Why would you do that without telling anyone. We were worried bruv

 

[Yurt]

So I'm playing Metro Last Light..

"Press Y to wipe your mask"

GOTY.

 

[Yurt]

Rudi Garcia is Roma's new coach.

 

[Bo-Locks]

The Messi tax stuff is very interesting.

Guardian says his alleged crime would normally have a 2-6 year prison sentence, along with a massive fine (of six times amount defrauded).

Guess we'll find out if some people are above the law.

It's Spain, the place where a judge ordered the destruction of evidence in a doping ring. He's got nothing to worry about.

 

[Wilbur]

Rudi Garcia is Roma's new coach.

Why is that funny haha, he's done a great job at Lille

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

So I'm playing Metro Last Light..

"Press Y to wipe your mask"

GOTY.

You should be playing Ranger mode because no-fucking-where in the game do they actually tell you how to do it.

Have you tried wiping your mask while holding the lighter?

 

[Meier]

The new Surfer Blood album is highly recommended.

 

[Yurt]

@Wilbury

From Laurent Blanc, Mazzarri and Allegri (lol) to a Ligue 1 reject.

Spoiler

He's probably better than two of the above

You should be playing Ranger mode because no-fucking-where in the game do they actually tell you how to do it.

Have you tried wiping your mask while holding the lighter?

!

I'll try it now!

Edit: Too late, they captured me.

 

[Sviatoslav]

DZAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. One game too late, but get fucked Germany!!!!!

 

[bud]

spain are bossing them around. nice goal.

 

[pulga]

HAHAHA

Messi is evading taxes? This is fucking golden. Put that monkeycunt behind bars! What a despicable human being.

 

[bud]

messi only did it because he wanted to provide for his family

 

[Vivalaraza]

DE GOD

 

[Meier]

OMG how did the Dutch not score. SO BAD.

Ahh it was a CB who took the shot. No wonder. Nice save though just the same.

 

[Yen]

HAHAHA

Messi is evading taxes? This is fucking golden. Put that monkeycunt behind bars! What a despicable human being.

A Real Madrid fan talking about the immorality of tax evasion...there's a joke to be made here

 

[bud]

sweet jesus

 

[Meier]

ISCO! That touch and finish..hnnngghh. What a pass to him though. Wow. Muniain with two great plays in a row.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Easy work for Spain.

Isco makes it 2-0.

 

[BigBoss]

Lovely finish from Isco.

 

[Wilbur]

@Wilbury

From Laurent Blanc, Mazzarri and Allegri (lol) to a Ligue 1 reject.

Spoiler

He's probably better than two of the above

!

I'll try it now!

Edit: Too late, they captured me.

He's better than Allegri lol. But yeah, he's not very high profile. Should have kept Montella.

 

[Salvadora]

I don't think I was disappointed by the Nintendo direct because of lowered expectations.

I've now come to associate Nintendo's consoles as purely first party machines. Which is such a shame because Nintendo games + third party titles would easy trump the other two. I would be able to only buy one console in a generation!

Their games were pretty good I thought, except Super Mario 3D World which feels like a kick in the balls after the Galaxy games. Super Mario Kart 8 stole the show. I couldn't have seen that coming.

He'll probably pay a settlement and publicly they'll say there was nothing wrong or some shit. His reputation can't take a hit.

Unfortunately this is the most likely scenario :/

A complex network of companies based in Britain, Switzerland, Belize and Uruguay were allegedly used to keep his income out of the sight of tax authorities.

If we can't trust footballers who can we trust?

It's Spain, the place where a judge ordered the destruction of evidence in a doping ring. He's got nothing to worry about.

I was going to say that it wouldn't happen in England, but then I remember 'Arry.

 

[pulga]

A Real Madrid fan talking about the immorality of tax evasion...there's a joke to be made here

None of our players have been accused lolololololol

Catalonia pls, try him like a regular person

 

[Meier]

Morata looked onside to me.

 

[Clegg]

The Netherlands have been pretty decent in this tournament but they're being ripped to pieces by Spain.

 

[Vivalaraza]

The Netherlands have been pretty decent in this tournament but they're being ripped to pieces by Spain.

Completely changed the team though.

 

[Yen]

None of our players have been accused lolololololol

Catalonia pls, try him like a regular person

It's just that RM is who I think of re financial corrpution in football.

 

[Lunchbox]

nicky butts 11

replace cole with ronaldo, vidic with rio and thats perfect

 

[Meier]

Oh my god Isco is just a joy to watch. Dat back heel off the ball in the air and then the fake shot to perfect pass. Ridiculous.

 

[Linius]

Lol this second team is such a flop. Can't defend shit. Can't string a few passes together.

WHy Pot? Why?

 

[Messi]

I did not tax evade

 

[subtles]

Oh my god Isco is just a joy to watch. Dat back heel off the ball in the air and then the fake shot to perfect pass. Ridiculous.

Don't get too attached or he'll go elsewhere. That's how it works sadly...

I did not tax evade

You should be tried though, better prepare a defense. You'll find the best lawyers for your case in Madrid. Perez will be glad to help.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Getting jobbed twice within a week by a Slovenian referee. Why Zabo, why?

 

[Sviatoslav]

Loko is about to be bought by Vladimir Lisin.

Who?

He is said to be the second richest man in Russia and 41st richest in the world.[1] As of March 2013 his estimated net worth is $14.1 billion.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK

 

[subtles]

Animal Crossing is too much.... I can't put it down. I can spend forever developing the town, making a design or raking in those bells. Highly recommended.

 

[TheLucifer]

/BigBossSalute

 

[Yurt]

/BigBossSalute

/Salute

We're running out of loyal players.

 

[Linius]

Animal Crossing is too much.... I can't put it down. I can spend forever developing the town, making a design or raking in those bells. Highly recommended.

Don't post about that game here while I don't have it

 

[Ushojax]

Holtby subbed?

Time to switch off.

 

[Frank the Great]

HAHAHA

Messi is evading taxes? This is fucking golden. Put that monkeycunt behind bars! What a despicable human being.

you know damn well that a judge will order destruction of the tax evasion evidence!

/BigBossSalute

what a player. served us so well over the years, and knew when it was time to leave. forza ambro.

i hope he comes to MLS.

 

[TheLucifer]

/Salute

We're running out of loyal players.

De Sciglio and Marchisio will save us.

what a player. served us so well over the years, and knew when it was time to leave. forza ambro.

i hope he comes to MLS.

He's going somewhere in England, can't remember if Aston Villa or West Ham.

 

[Tc91]

Any United bro's know about @Fergie1975 on Twitter?

Is he legit? Says Strootman is well advanced, it's up to Thiago if he wants to come and Ronaldo and United are giving it every chance to happen.

 

[Arnie]

Any United bro's know about @Fergie1975 on Twitter?

Is he legit? Says Strootman is well advanced, it's up to Thiago if he wants to come and Ronaldo and United are giving it every chance to happen.

Don't be fucking stupid.

 

[Slizz]

Any United bro's know about @Fergie1975 on Twitter?

Is he legit? Says Strootman is well advanced, it's up to Thiago if he wants to come and Ronaldo and United are giving it every chance to happen.

 

[Salvadora]

Sanogo scored for the French under-20s.

Star in the making.