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[Wes]

Does it look like Benteke will stay? The stuff I randomly caught sounded like some other PL club would sign him. Or was that just for the case Villa had gotten relegated?

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I still have a minimum of hope we could actually sign him

Judging from local reports and how he reacted to all the talk about him wanting to leave on his twitter...

I think there's about a 20% chance he leaves. I think we'll double his wage to £40k a week, add a year to his contract, and he'll likely leave next summer.

 

[KidA Seven]

Remember when Tiote was rumored to Chelsea and United? :lol

I can't believe some United fans actually wanted him.

 

[Sviatoslav]

because it's the tops. like the Lakers or the Yankees.

sn: i had a look at Belgium's roster for the game tonight. we're going to get fucked up the ass, no lube. good lord. what's their first XI usually?

Witsel + a bunch of scrubs from the EPL.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Remember when Chelsea kept a manager over a year?

Night people.

You can start a new one year count down on Sunday.

 

[Salvadora]

I wanted Tiote at Arsenal, embarrassingly enough.

In Wenger we trust.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

You can start a new one year count down on Sunday.

He better come back with that charisma and not dead from the inside after Madrid.

 

[Kyoufu]

Remember when Chelsea kept a manager over a year?

Night people.

They win trophies. Doesn't matter how unstable they are managerial wise.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I wanted Tiote at Arsenal, embarrassingly enough.

In Wenger we trust.

Its surprising how well you've adapted to not having a DM

 

[jordisok]

I wanted Tiote at Arsenal, embarrassingly enough.

In Wenger we trust.

But did you also want Joey Barton?

 

[Turok_TTZ]

no one cares to figure out my quoted stats
It's sad statistics anyways. Higuain's stat the real sad story imo.

 

[Randdalf]

Its surprising how well you've adapted to not having a DM

Arteta plays a DM role for Arsenal.

 

[Wes]

In Wenger we trust.

 

[Ushojax]

Bale to United?

bwahaha Levy would demand £80m.

 

[KidA Seven]

Bale to United?

bwahaha Levy would demand £80m.

Moyes isn't underestimating Levy, but it seems you're underestimating how much of a muppet Moyes is.

 

[FootballFan]

Wanna see some funny stats?
I'll let y'all figure out what the stats are.

That is number of shots, it just is.

 

[Turok_TTZ]

wth is that with the miss?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Arteta plays a DM role for Arsenal.

Whenever I've watch you he's played CM, just drops a bit further back when the other team builds an attack. He also seems to go forward much more than a traditional DM

 

[Milchmonster]

Judging from local reports and how he reacted to all the talk about him wanting to leave on his twitter...

I think there's about a 20% chance he leaves. I think we'll double his wage to £40k a week, add a year to his contract, and he'll likely leave next summer.

Sounds great, we'll keep Lewy for another year then

 

[Salvadora]

When you think about it, it is shocking that Arsenal have the second best defensive record in the league. What are the other teams doing, like.

You all doubted the Bould effect!

 

[Broder Salsa]

Would be pretty funny with Moyes finally getting some cash to spend and then putting 80mil on Bale.

 

[jtb]

Its surprising how well you've adapted to not having a DM

It's less that we've adapted, more that Song was shit all along.

 

[Clegg]

The Premier League is turning into an arms race between City, Chelsea and United.

All three clubs are looking to make mega signings this summer. And imo United don't even need much tweaking to the team. A decent cm and we're pretty much sorted.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

The Premier League is turning into an arms race between City, Chelsea and United.

All three clubs are looking to make mega signings this summer. And imo United don't even need much tweaking to the team. A decent cm and we're pretty much sorted.

Another winger, surely? Young, Nani, Valencia, Zaha.

 

[Turok_TTZ]

That is number of shots, it just is.

Thank you for caring enough to answer this. For Di maria to have even more shots than Benz and Higuain is telling. And for all who say Benz is allergic to the inside of box, How is it he has more shots than Higuain who is a poacher? And while benz is creating/setting up plays to top it all off?

I'll add some more stats in a bit.

 

[DominoKid]

Bale to United?

bwahaha Levy would demand £80m.

yeah i'd rather we not deal with Levy.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Thank you for caring enough to answer this. For Di maria to have even more shots than Benz and Higuain is telling. And for all who say Benz is allergic to the inside of box, How is it he has more shots than Higuain who is a poacher? And while benz is creating/setting up plays to top it all off?

I'll add some more stats in a bit.

Poachers taking less shots than general strikers is logical and inevitable.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Thank you for caring enough to answer this. For Di maria to have even more shots than Benz and Higuain is telling. And for all who say Benz is allergic to the inside of box, How is it he has more shots than Higuain who is a poacher? And while benz is creating/setting up plays to top it all off?

I'll add some more stats in a bit.

Benzema has more shots and less goals. Higuain is clinical compared to him based on your stats.

 

[Clegg]

Another winger, surely? Young, Nani, Valencia, Zaha.

I'm assuming that Young and Valencia will be better next season than they were this season.

I think Nani is leaving this summer.

 

[Milchmonster]

Ribery slept with the CL trophy in his bed.

Yeah, I don't think I want us to win that trophy anymore.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Ribery slept with the CL trophy in his bed.

Yeah, I don't think I want us to win that trophy anymore.

The trophy is only 8 years old.

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Will anoyone make a 'trophy wife' joke?

 

[GorillaJu]

Ribery slept with the CL trophy in his bed.

Yeah, I don't think I want us to win that trophy anymore.

You won't anyway.

(It's Bayern's 5th so they're keeping it)

 

[Kenka]

Ribery slept with the CL trophy in his bed.

Yeah, I don't think I want us to win that trophy anymore.

 

[Milchmonster]

You won't anyway.

(It's Bayern's 5th so they're keeping it)

That's good news!

Ribery is one dirty fucker, he probably had sex with ̶h̶̶i̶̶s̶̶ ̶̶w̶̶i̶̶f̶̶e̶ some hooker and came in the trophy.

 

[Broder Salsa]

The trophy is only 8 years old.

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Will anoyone make a 'trophy wife' joke?

8 trophy years is almost 18 in human years.

 

[Kenka]

That's good news!

Ribery is one dirty fucker, he probably had sex with his wife and came in the trophy.

Except it's wrong, Bayern get to have a copy of it. Not the original.

 

[Gareth Bale]

That's good news!

Ribery is one dirty fucker, he probably had sex with ̶h̶̶i̶̶s̶̶ ̶̶w̶̶i̶̶f̶̶e̶ some hooker and came in the trophy.

Why would you not do that?

 

[FootballFan]

Ribery slept with the CL trophy in his bed.

Yeah, I don't think I want us to win that trophy anymore.

Trophy is 21 or is it 18 years old now? That's legal. Proud of ribery.

edit
I see the joke's been done.

 

[GorillaJu]

Except it's wrong, Bayern get to have a copy of it. Not the original.

Eh really? Why wouldn't they just give Bayern that one since Ribery's already splooged in it, then make a new one for next year's comp?

 

[Milchmonster]

Except it's wrong, Bayern get to have a copy of it. Not the original.

I hope the UEFA melts that shit then.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Eh really? Why wouldn't they just give Bayern that one since Ribery's already splooged in it, then make a new one for next year's comp?

Because Terry soiled it last year.

 

[Wes]

Bud.

It wouldn't move for a 10 minute scene with Lea Seydoux?

You should go to a doctor.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

When you think about it, it is shocking that Arsenal have the second best defensive record in the league. What are the other teams doing, like.

You all doubted the Bould effect!

I literally could not believe it.

 

[Gareth Bale]

Unless they changed it for some reason he's right. You win the CL 5 times then you get to keep the current trophy

 

[FootballFan]

Haha finished season 4 of Mad Men, now I know where that GIF Wooden posts is from. When Glen(Wilbury lookalike) runs away :lol

 

[Milchmonster]

Good news, guys:

Since 2009, UEFA decided that the original remains in their possession constantly. The winner gets a replica in original size immediately after the final.

So, clean pots for everyone!

 

[KidA Seven]

Poachers taking less shots than general strikers is logical and inevitable.

I wouldn't call them poachers. To me a poacher is Chicharito or Gomez. Higuain and Benz provide more link up play.

 

[rodvik]

Oh nice. Some Villa muppetry now with a paper source.



Fine with Austin in as a replacement for outgoing Bent as a backup to Benteke. If Petrov recommends the other Bulgarian chap then I'm all for it, although I had hoped we would be afterthe Bulgarian attackin midfielder Georgi Milanov.

Excellent, Our muppetry begins. Good, goood!

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I wouldn't call them poachers. To me a poacher is Chicharito or Gomez. Higuain and Benz provide more link up play.

I wouldn't call Higuain a poacher either, just making a point from what Turok said

He is more of a poacher than Benzema though

 

[K1LLER7]

Another winger, surely? Young, Nani, Valencia, Zaha.

You forget Bebe

 

[Wes]

Excellent, Our muppetry begins. Good, goood!

Tonev: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_mIjnTsi3E

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