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[Messi]

i just ate one big snickers and one ritter sport. i feel bad.

I know dem feels

 

[Milchmonster]

Was anyone in doubt his German would be great? These top managers devote their lives to football. He had 6 months and probably took classes every day.

Kind of reminds me of Mourinho's first Inter presser where his Italian was was apparently perfectly honed down to the local dialect/slang.

It would have been a huge risk for Pep to manage Bayern with shit German. All the players speak German, giving orders via a translator or in English (which maybe both sides can't speak properly) might work for single players but there's a lot that can be lost in translation. Pep seems way too smart to risk that, especially with 6+ months time to learn the language.

 

[Wes]

Why isn't that beer open in front of pep? I think he could do with it right now.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Got a 2:1

FUD

Defo having a maccies.

Sorry Viva.

Congrats Arnie

 

[FootballFan]

Oh sheeeit.

"What do you want to change at Bayern?"

Pep: "Stop sweatin me yo, gimme some time. Each trainer got his own style of football and coaching techniques. Messi will text me formations soon."


(I may have worded it a bit differently)

 

[bjaelke]

I am Catalán at heart

Then you should know that there's football today.

Deulofeu and friends are playing Ghana tonight.

 

[Mastadon]

Got a 2:1

FUD

Defo having a maccies.

Sorry Viva.

Well done Arnold. I'm proud.

Congrats!

This time 2 years ago my gf found out she was 0.68 marks off a first.

Welcome back!

 

[Gambit]

I shall eat crap as well so you will feel better.

Spoiler

Yeah, that sounds like a good enough excuse to eat chocolate.

way ahead of you. just had a Duplo. The world's longest praline

 

[Yurt]

Was anyone in doubt his German would be great? These top managers devote their lives to football. He had 6 months and probably took classes every day.

Kind of reminds me of Mourinho's first Inter presser where his Italian was was apparently perfectly honed down to the local dialect/slang.

Then he ruined it with zeru tituli.

 

[spidye]

TODAY IS ALABA'S BIRTHDAY!!!

PARTAAAYYY

 

[bud]

haha, what did pep just say that made the other guy go "oohhoohhoohhh?"

 

[FootballFan]

TODAY IS ALABA'S BIRTHDAY!!!

PARTAAAYYY

Messi's birthday! 26 year old legend.

haha, what did pep just say that made the other guy go "oohhoohhoohhh?"

Something about Dortmund, I didn't catch it cause I was typing

 

[AndresON777]

Then you should know that there's football today.

Deulofeu and friends are playing Ghana tonight.

Damn, good call. Who is Spain crushing today?

Colombia plays Turkey tomorrow.

 

[Blablurn]

at least im doing some sport tonight, but i really felt like eating all the choco haha

all hail pep. im in a train. cannot watch the pk. just reading it via tz online.

 

[K1LLER7]

Got a 2:1

FUD

Defo having a maccies.

Sorry Viva.

Congrats Arnie.

Viva I'm hungry

 

[Milchmonster]

Pep's German teacher is BVB fan

Should have told him "Scheiß Bayern" means something like Go Bayern.

 

[bud]

Messi's birthday! 26 year old legend.




Something about Dortmund, I didn't catch it cause I was typing

yeah, i only caught bvb.

 

[Freewheelin']

Oh sheeeit.

"What do you want to change at Bayern?"

Pep: "Stop sweatin me yo, gimme some time. Each trainer got his own style of football and coaching techniques. Messi will text me formations soon."


(I may have worded it a bit differently)

:lol

"Valdes, Iniesta and Messi will join me soon. I have asked Messi to provide a report on the Bayern squad as he is the best scout as well as the best player in the world. DANKE."

 

[Yurt]

haha, what did pep just say that made the other guy go "oohhoohhoohhh?"

'That other team'

 

[Vitet]

He has already spoken german, english, italian, spanish and catalan

 

[FootballFan]

Pep's German teacher is BVB fan

Should have told him "Scheiß Bayern" means something like Go Bayern.

Haha wish I caught him saying it, seemed pretty funny moment, only caught the "ohhhoooo".

 

[K1LLER7]

Welcome back DC!

 

[AndresON777]

Pep's German teacher is BVB fan

Should have told him "Scheiß Bayern" means something like Go Bayern.

Awesome avatar lol

 

[Gambit]

haha, what did pep just say that made the other guy go "oohhoohhoohhh?"

seems his German teacher in New York supports BVB and said she won't allow him to go to Bayern.

 

[Kenka]

He has already spoken german, english, italian, spanish and catalan

If he speaks Catalan, it will be very easy for him to learn French. Hello, Paris 2015.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Congrats Arnie.

Viva I'm hungry

I just woke up.

With a dry throat.

NOOOOOOO.

Waiting for my 3DS. Not here yet. Rubbish.

 

[Milchmonster]

When I was an exchange student in Stockholm, one mate from Kolbermoor used to play football with Schweini and he said that he was so stupid nobody wanted to hang out with him in the club. Had he not played football, he would have had a hard time in life he said.

Also, he lost his virginity at age 14. How did het get there, I wonder. Maybe girls in Bavaria are as easy as we picture them when they wear these dirndls ?

Hahaha, never change, Kenka

 

[Freewheelin']

I just woke up.

With a dry throat.

NOOOOOOO.

Waiting for my 3DS. Not here yet. Rubbish.

I assume you can drink water though?

Fuck the postman

 

[Sleeplessnights]

dc has to stand for something that is equal to the meaning of being late. HAS TO.

Viva and Killer, why are you fasting today?

 

[Gambit]

I assume you can drink water though?

Fuck the postman

you can't deepthroat with a dry throat, I don't think

 

[Yen]

I just woke up.

With a dry throat.

NOOOOOOO.

Waiting for my 3DS. Not here yet. Rubbish.

Viva, I'm sure you can sneak a kitkat. If you do it quietly, no one will know.

 

[FootballFan]

Man I miss Pep.

He has already spoken german, english, italian, spanish and catalan

:lol Yep, I was going to say that before. Everyone watching/listening, getting asked questions in 5 different languages, answering them all in 5 different languages..fuck that lol.

If he speaks Catalan, it will be very easy for him to learn French. Hello, Paris 2015.

If? Kenka bitte. Barca ball-boy, youth player, first team, dream team, captain, coach, legend.

 

[Milchmonster]

Oh wow, all those Bayern fans disguised as journalists lol

"Could it be that you don't have a "dream" player [that Bayern should sign] and could surprise us with Patrick Weihrauch [Bayern youth player] like van Gaal?"

Yeah, totally, Bayern didn't just sign Götze for 37m...

Awesome avatar lol

Klopp is pissed because we haven't signed someone yet.

 

[Freewheelin']

you can't deepthroat with a dry throat, I don't think

lol wat

 

[Yurt]

dc has to stand for something that is equal to the meaning of being late. HAS TO.

dun care if am l8

 

[bjaelke]

dc has to stand for something that is equal to the meaning of being late. HAS TO.

delayed connection

 

[Gambit]

lol wat

he complained about a dry throat, someone suggested he fuck the postman...

 

[Mastadon]

Dopey Cun...

J/k DC <3

 

[Yurt]

bjaelke wins this round.

 

[AndresON777]

When you get your 3ds add me Vulva. I only have Oxx from fútbol gaf right now

PM me. Lol

 

[FootballFan]

Poor Oxx.

 

[Vivalaraza]

I assume you can drink water though?

Fuck the postman

No mate. No food or drink.

 

[Freewheelin']

he complained about a dry throat, someone suggested he fuck the postman...

haha I didn't mean it that way!

 

[AndresON777]

Poor Oxx.

I send him 3D cock shots

 

[Yen]

No mate. No food or drink.

Fall into a pond. "Ah no, all this water getting into my mouth, eugh, whoops"

 

[Blablurn]

can i has messi plz? (the player)

 

[Broder Salsa]

What the fuck, fair warning, it's not nice : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfgK_KOX5kM

 

[dc89]

Welcome back!

Welcome back DC!

Thank you very much

dc has to stand for something that is equal to the meaning of being late. HAS TO.

Viva and Killer, why are you fasting today?

dun care if am l8

delayed connection

Dopey Cun...

J/k DC <3

:lolol

During my ban I was restricted to reading. So maybe this will result in less lateness.

 

[derExperte]

can i has messi plz? (the player)

Someone said there's a surprise waiting for Pep in the Allianz Arena.

 

[Yurt]

Prandelli used a 3-5-1-1 in training.

Prandelli89.