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[K1LLER7]

Liverpool back in training already?

 

[Arnie]

that's not a song

seriously guys my ear

whatsapp pictures

it's fucking huge

Arnie the post above you is classic Hitcher

DEM WUESTIONS

I've got a bug bite on my pubic area. It's fucking mad. Like, proper mad.

Spiders be after my sausage.

 

[Salvadora]

Lets talk about a Brazilian with genuine talent, humility, philanthropism, a true heart, a wonderful smile and a stunning intellect.

How do you guys reckon Coutinho will handle the deeper line and added physicality of Stoke in the season opener? And how will Hughes change Stoke? He hasn't made any transfers yet, so I'm thinkng he'll carry on where Pugilist left off.

You misspelled Oscar.

 

[TeegsD]

Liverpool back in training already?

6th place is tough, yo

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Arnie the post above you is classic Hitcher

DEM WUESTIONS

Surely its more interesting than going through the diving discussion for the 73rd time

 

[FootballFan]

Barca get Neymar, Real try but don't get...

Haha Shatner made that right? So good.

 

[Willkiller]

everyone dives.

Mummy dives, Daddy dives, Grandma dives, Elaine down the road with the gimpy leg dives.

 

[Gareth Bale]

The amount of WAYNE ROONEY in the past 10 minutes...

 

[The_Hitcher89]

You misspelled Oscar.

Tell me when Oscar turns up on a relatively consistent basis in domestic football, and we'll talk.

 

[FootballFan]

Imagine if Neymar wins the World Cup before Messi and Ronaldo? Imagine the accolades and hyperbole. He'll blow a kiss to the pair when he wins at the Gala.

I think more people would like him for ending dat Spanish domination.

 

[Arnie]

Surely its more interesting than going through the diving discussion for the 73rd time

:lol

We were going through the thread and finding traits in people's posts and we discovered that you often like to ask really general, topic defining questions. The women's tennis one had me chuckling my bloated little arse off.

Sterling's gonna swaghili next season.

 

[Salvadora]

Tell me when Oscar turns up on a relatively consistent basis in domestic football, and we'll talk.

He's still a foetus, give him time.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I think more people would like him for ending dat Spanish domination.

Yep.

#anyonebutSpain
#shoveyourpossessionupyourarseCe-Lin

 

[pulga]

But you do have to admit he is a talented player, Madrid signed a right-back just because we signed Neymar. It shows that he is a threat. 2 more assists in this match is impressive too, his corners were sublime.

Dont flatter yourself, Arbeloa needed to be replaced as soon as he stepped into Valdebebas.

Youre seriously embarassing yourself with all this back patting over a choke "assist" and a frikkin corner shot loooooooooool

Guess the standards are getting lower

 

[Splatt]

http://youtu.be/m9U4l-DtO1g

Perfect fit for Cuntalona.

 

[Razor554]

Neymar have still alot to learn from the master.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

smh

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Does Messi dive?

 

[Timurid]

Neymar have still alot to learn from the master.

his dive vs milan was one of his best.

 

[Salsa]

totally comparable to Uruguay's dives when actually hit, right guyz?

 

[subtles]

I think more people would like him for ending dat Spanish domination.

To be a true Brazilian legend he'll need to have several moves named after him.

Messi is the best football player of all time, whether he wins a WC or not. Neymar would be...the really talented guy that won a home WC.

Hence hyperbole. I agree, but you have to admit how much people love a story.

"Neymar did what Messi could not" and all that.

 

[Yen]

We were going through the thread and finding traits in people's posts

You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

 

[Splatt]

 

[Razor554]

Brazil is not ready to win vs Spain, not this year anyways. They should pray Italy wins the semi.

 

[Wilbur]

plus Fady is a murderer

Tee hee

Only kidding

 

[Salvadora]

You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

You mean Liverpool aren't going to win the treble?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I've missed FF vs Pulga

@Arnie,I was thinking about our traits the other day

You: Food and naughty clothes
Fry: Shit taste
Meier: Shit gigs
Wilbury: Nonce
dc89: LTTP
Andres: Drunk, donkey-fucker
Fady: Creepily nice multiquote beast
Wooden: Knows where the weird shit is
Viva: Financial Advisor
Hixx: Decrepid octogenarian, werewolf
Messi: Wilde obsessive

Its a bit weird, we're like characters with really shallow personalities in a rubbish sitcom

 

[Arnie]

plus Fady is a murderer

Tee hee

Only kidding

You're a dickhead.

I'm coming to your Nando's and having your sauce.

You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

Don't think we reached you, Wilbuffalo was going on for ages about how he doesn't like Clegg.

Couldn't get a word in.

 

[pulga]

smh

Oh my god

Hahahahahaha

Just why
Why would you slap yourself like that

 

[Wilbur]

I've missed FF vs Pulga

@Arnie,I was thinking about our traits the other day

You: Food and naughty clothes
Fry: Shit taste
Meier: Shit gigs
Wilbury: Nonce
dc89: LTTP
Andres: Drunk, donkey-fucker
Wooden: Knows where the weird shit is
Viva: Financial Advisor
Hixx: Decrepid octogenarian, werewolf
Messi: Wilde obsessive

Its a bit weird, we're like characters with really shallow personalities in a rubbish sitcom

well this is unfair I'd like to think I have evolved

Andres and Messi are worse than me when it comes to the underage. I was in fact looking at a fifty year old breast today

 

[Willkiller]

totally comparable to Uruguay's dives when actually hit, right guyz?

Sorry, but if you're going to be that biased....there is contact before Neymar jumps away.

 

[Salsa]

Sorry, but if you're going to be that biased....there is contact before Neymar jumps away.

oh my god.

Im out. Goodspeed fotballGAF

 

[GorillaJu]

Neymar's dive was pretty incredible. That was practically acrobatic

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Thank god I'm not on that list

 

[FootballFan]

smh

holy crap this is amazing :lol It's like there's a shield stopping him.

Does Messi dive?

He usually keeps his balance and continues running but even he has dived I think twice.

I remember one vs Inter.

But usually.

Hence hyperbole. I agree, but you have to admit how much people love a story.

"Neymar did what Messi could not" and all that.

I think what would be more amazing is if Ronaldo/Messi got injured in the group stage of the WC and their countries won it with them on the bench.

The amount of arguments would be amazing.

 

[Wilbur]

You're a dickhead.

I'm coming to Nando's and having your sauce.

u fucken try it m8 u cheeky little cunt i swer to christ i'll hook u in the gabber

 

[Yen]

You mean Liverpool aren't going to win the treble?

No, we're going to win the league.

 

[Willkiller]

oh my god.

Im out. Goodspeed fotballGAF

Listen. I know it's pathetic. My post is pathetic. My entire point is that it's pathetic to argue degrees because the whole thing is fucking pathetic.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Neymar's dive was pretty incredible. That was practically acrobatic

The best bit is when he raises his right arm to Brentan his own supposedly hurt face, then realises he needs that arm to soften the landing


Newcastle have the fewest playactors in the league

 

[FootballFan]

That gif just misses out the 3 goals and 3 assists

 

[CrashBandicoot]

oh my god.

Im out. Goodspeed fotballGAF

We're not all a Neymar defence force SalsaShark

 

[Dinokill]

Messi is the best football player of all time, whether he wins a WC or not. Neymar would be...the really talented guy that won a home WC.

Lol.....no.

 

[Salsa]

Listen. I know it's pathetic. My post is pathetic. My entire point is that it's pathetic to argue degrees because the whole thing is fucking pathetic.

there's definetly degrees. Im sorry but there are.

 

[Yen]

FM post: 4 games in 7 days. Eloi, Eloi lama sabachthani?

 

[Arnie]

Bacon: Racist
Kyoufu: Actually racist / fetish for Sony
Hixx: Dudebro
Willkiller: Slothfucker
Quiche: Arrogant
Fady: Too nice I'm suspicious
Viva: Would lend him my car (if I had one)
Yenrot: Dark Knight Rises
Messi: Loves wanking
Pulga: Get big
Doicare: Broadmoor
Clegg: Transfer black hole
Salazar: Personal tutor

 

[Meier]

Sorry, but if you're going to be that biased....there is contact before Neymar jumps away.

The gif actually makes it look MUCH better from Neymar's perspective. The player from Uruguay didn't even make contact with him at all.

 

[Willkiller]

there's definetly degrees. Im sorry but there are.

There are. I simply find it pointless to argue them, it ends up in conversations like ours, which has been....pathetic.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

there's definetly degrees. Im sorry but there are.

We all know Neymar is a dirty diving twat. It's only the Barcacunts who will defend him.

 

[Salsa]

There are. I simply find it pointless to argue them, it ends up in conversations like ours, which has been....pathetic.

lol, fair enough

I just think it's worth pointing out when shit like this, at THIS level, happens, no matter the context. Neymar is a CUNT with capitals and bold.

 

[Giggzy]

Did we get thiago yet?