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[Willkiller]

lol, fair enough

I just think it's worth pointing out when shit like this, at THIS level, happens, no matter the context. Neymar is a CUNT with capitals and bold.

 

[FootballFan]

^^That gif is hilarious. He is a funny guy.

We all know Neymar is a dirty diving twat. It's only the Barcacunts who will defend him.

Nope. He is a diving cunt. what now?

It doesn't change anything, half the football world wingers/strikers are diving cunts so I don't see it as a big deal.

If he scores and assists like he has been then I will just embrace it. :lol

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Nope. He is a diving cunt. what now?

It doesn't change anything, half the football world wingers/strikers are diving cunts so I don't see it as a big deal.

If he scores and assists like he has been then I will just embrace it. :lol

The beautiful game

It disgusts me

 

[Meier]

From the Guardian:

City do have John Guidetti on their books but the 21-year-old Swede is still injured and may not be included in the Premier League squad for next season.

:| Poor kid...

 

[Razor554]

But usually.

Plus this
And this

Yup. He most def should get more credit for this shit. Ronaldo, Neymar, Bale and Suarez would have dived shitloads in these vids.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

From the Guardian:

:| Poor kid...

Send him to Wigan for the season

 

[Salvadora]

From the Guardian:

:| Poor kid...

I really feel for him.

Our lad Sanogo had an injury so bad at a young age that he was considering quitting football and becoming a postman.

 

[Lunchbox]

Mummy dives, Daddy dives, Grandma dives, Elaine down the road with the gimpy leg dives.

but not everyone can do this

 

[Error]

that neygod kissing gif, is gonna get quite a bit of use isn't it?

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

From the Guardian:

:| Poor kid...

At least he can always look back fondly at his days at Feyenoord

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I really feel for him.

Our lad Sanogo had an injury so bad at a young age that he was considering quitting football and becoming a postman.

What response did an Arsenal reserve get when he applied to become a postman?


It Sanogo

 

[Arnie]

Our lad Sanogo had an injury so bad at a young age that he was considering quitting football and becoming a postman.

Laughed my tits off at this.

 

[flippedb]

I was playing a bit of football with some friends at the Uni. Match was just starting, I pass the ball to a mate, he recieves it with the chest, attempts a kick and falls on his back. He screams "I broke my arm!". Turns out he fell on his arm and it just broke. Shitty luck.

Messi is the best football player of all time, whether he wins a WC or not. Neymar would be...the really talented guy that won a home WC.

Hehehehehehehhe

 

[subtles]

Suarez has been quiet on the interview front lately. I wonder if Madrid told him they weren't interested?

 

[KidA Seven]

Just sign thiago already shit.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

What response did an Arsenal reserve get when he applied to become a postman?


It Sanogo

boooooooo

 

[K1LLER7]

Just sign thiago already shit.

Announced by the end of next week.

#IAMITK

I should be on that list as gafs ITK. I'm more reliable than Viva_ITK

 

[Lunchbox]

Messi is the best football player of all time, whether he wins a WC or not. Neymar would be...the really talented guy that won a home WC.

if cuntmar wins the world cup he is already above the growth hormone choking tax fraud

 

[The_Hitcher89]

boooooooo

You love it.

 

[FootballFan]

From the Guardian:

:| Poor kid...

that's a shame.

I was reading Jovetic's Wiki last night.

Really sucks when you see his 2009-10 season with a proper description. Then 2010-11 "injured". Waste of a whole season for a young talented player.

Messi used to get injured all the time back in 2004-08. Pep came in and saved him. Or maybe the HGH did.

 

[Arnie]

Suarez has been quiet on the interview front lately. I wonder if Madrid told him they weren't interested?

Think the word is we told him to shut the fuck up.

Think Suarez's future depends a lot on Cavani's. Bet relations are tense.

Anyone seen Riff Raff? It's on Film 4 in a bit and I might watch. Like Robert Carlisle.

 

[Gareth Bale]

Think the word is we told him to shut the fuck up.

Think Suarez's future depends a lot on Cavani's. Bet relations are tense.

There was an article on The Telegraph's website saying they want to talk to him about these claims he's agreed a contract with Real Madrid.

 

[Wes]

What response did an Arsenal reserve get when he applied to become a postman?


It Sanogo

Laughed so hard I had to take my inhaler.

 

[Messi]

I've missed FF vs Pulga

@Arnie,I was thinking about our traits the other day

You: Food and naughty clothes
Fry: Shit taste
Meier: Shit gigs
Wilbury: Nonce
dc89: LTTP
Andres: Drunk, donkey-fucker
Fady: Creepily nice multiquote beast
Wooden: Knows where the weird shit is
Viva: Financial Advisor
Hixx: Decrepid octogenarian, werewolf
Messi: Wilde obsessive

Its a bit weird, we're like characters with really shallow personalities in a rubbish sitcom

Lies and slander I am not obsessive

 

[subtles]

Thinking back to some of the Footy related incidents that have occurred over the past few years really makes me wonder about the kind of arguments FootyGaf would have had over them.

The Calciopoli and Yurt for example.

The infamous Zidane headbutt.

Chelsea/Barcelona Scandal.

CL 2005...........that UnitedGaf half-time celebrations.

Etc...etc...

 

[Clegg]

Are Yurt and Fady the most likeable Footy gaffers?

 

[Carbonox]

Are Yurt and Fady the most likeable Footy gaffers?

Yurt's a true babe.

 

[Wilbur]

Are Yurt and Fady the most likeable Footy gaffers?

Me and pulga

 

[Messi]

Bacon: Racist
Kyoufu: Actually racist / fetish for Sony
Hixx: Dudebro
Willkiller: Slothfucker
Quiche: Arrogant
Fady: Too nice I'm suspicious
Viva: Would lend him my car (if I had one)
Yenrot: Dark Knight Rises
Messi: Loves wanking
Pulga: Get big
Doicare: Broadmoor
Clegg: Transfer black hole
Salazar: Personal tutor

Cant deny that

 

[deGod]

I've missed FF vs Pulga

@Arnie,I was thinking about our traits the other day

You: Food and naughty clothes
Fry: Shit taste
Meier: Shit gigs
Wilbury: Nonce
dc89: LTTP
Andres: Drunk, donkey-fucker
Fady: Creepily nice multiquote beast
Wooden: Knows where the weird shit is
Viva: Financial Advisor
Hixx: Decrepid octogenarian, werewolf
Messi: Wilde obsessive

Its a bit weird, we're like characters with really shallow personalities in a rubbish sitcom

You forgot to put bacon as a pedo
Sorry bacon

 

[K1LLER7]

Are Yurt and Fady the most likeable Footy gaffers?

DC is pretty cool too. As is Freewheelin'.

Nobody from United-gaf lol.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Thinking back to some of the Footy related incidents that have occurred over the past few years really makes me wonder about the kind of arguments FootyGaf would have had over them.

The Calciopoli and Yurt for example.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

The infamous Zidane headbutt.

OMGLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Chelsea/Barcelona Scandal.

HAHAHAHAAAAAAALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLITSAFUCKINGDISGRACE

CL 2005...........that UnitedGaf half-time celebrations.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOshit



There you go

 

[FootballFan]

Are Yurt and Fady the most likeable Footy gaffers?

Yurt hates Iniesta with a passion.

Quiche, Arkon and Fady. The role models of football-GAF.

 

[Arnie]

Are Yurt and Fady the most likeable Footy gaffers?

Yurt, defo.

I'd well let him sleep on my floor if he was in a pickle. I reckon we'd have so much fun watching Del Piero videos and eating Maltesers.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Are Yurt and Fady the most likeable Footy gaffers?

Slizz.

 

[Salvadora]

Thinking back to some of the Footy related incidents that have occurred over the past few years really makes me wonder about the kind of arguments FootyGaf would have had over them. .

Arsenal winning something.

 

[Linius]

Meier goes to shit gigs? Pls

 

[Arnie]

Slizz.

Look at you being modest you likeable fuck.

 

[K1LLER7]

Slizz.

This.

Soi-fang too. Where's he gone?

 

[KidA Seven]

Forza Yurt.

 

[FootballFan]

Thinking back to some of the Footy related incidents that have occurred over the past few years really makes me wonder about the kind of arguments FootyGaf would have had over them.

Chelsea/Barcelona Scandal.

Best one. So many tears. "Fucking cunts, they will be missing half their players, Ronaldo and ManU will take a shit on them fukckasf fuck shit fucks"

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Meier goes to shit gigs? Pls

Kylie Minogue
Vampire Weekend

HOWZAT!

 

[Willkiller]

Arsenal winning something.

This season.


Calling it.

 

[Meier]

Meier goes to shit gigs? Pls

I didn't think it warranted a response.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

This season.


Calling it.

Carling Cup I reckon. I'd be quite happy for them as long as they don;t knock us out on the way

 

[FootballFan]

Messi's new boots look the same as his old ones.. :S

 

[Linius]

Kylie Minogue
Vampire Weekend

HOWZAT!

I didn't think it warranted a response.

You went to Kylie? There goes my argument

 

[Salvadora]

Even the non-Arsenal fans must be hoping we win something this season.

The "X amount of time since Arsenal won a trophy" is getting a bit long in the tooth. There's more than a few newspaper columnists who would be out of work, and rightfully so.

 

[Arnie]

Artur Petrosyan ‏@arturpetrosyan 47m
Don't believe what Bild wrote, don't believe what #Shakhtar GM said, just wait. It's hard but I hope it'll be worth it.

 

[Yen]

Slizz.

He's a United fan.