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[Willkiller]

4 Weddings and a funeral.

Seriously.

 

[Yurt]

17.3 – Italy have conceded 17.3 shots per game in this #Confeds, only Tahiti (23) have faced more on average. Peculiar.

I told you it wasn't entirely Buffon's fault.

 

[pulga]

Guys, I have never been to a wedding. Never even been invited :/

Lots of funerals though

Well arent you a ray of bloody sunshine

 

[Meus Renaissance]

Artur Petrosyan ‏@arturpetrosyan 4m
Modern journalism: Bild makes up a story, Independent steals it, Bild quotes it.

lol

It's going to be another disappointing summer at Arsenal again isn't it.

 

[fadetoblack]

When did Allegri start dating Sarah Jessica Parker?

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"The Corriere dello Sport claims up to 95 per cent of the shirts sold over the last three days in the Juve Store had the name Tevez on them."

Dat revenue bump

 

[Clegg]

Wedding ceremonies aren't exactly riveting stuff. Lots of ceremony and god talk.

The after party is good fun though.

 

[Batigol]

What is the most satisfying joint to crack? I'm going with ankles.

Knee feels SO good.

 

[Wilbur]

I'm going to get a Baines 3 home shirt and a Thiago 22 away shirt and a Strootman 9 goalkeeper shirt

 

[Arnie]

If this Micky deal goes through it'll take a lot of willpower not to buy a home shirt with his name.

Will wait until Suso takes over the number 8 and the armband before I embrace him in public.

 

[Clegg]

Twitter saying Thiago has agreed to sign a new contract with Barca. They're using AS as their source.

But when you go to their website there is no mention of the story.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

I do that lol, for added effect sometimes I open my mouth while cracking, creates an echo.

Does it really echo? Don't you feel pain in your neck afterwards?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I'm going to get a Baines 3 home shirt and a Thiago 22 away shirt and a Strootman 9 goalkeeper shirt

Sound investments.

 

[Yurt]

I forgot about Gabriel Appelt. Really hopeful he becomes our next great midfielder.

Check out this touch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpLXAfaBgCo#t=1m35s

Watch the replay as you miss the goal.

I said wow

 

[Slizz]

Does it really echo? Don't you feel pain in your neck afterwards?

Lol yeah it does, its louder too with mouth open. Feels amazing for my neck. Most times it's just 1 crack, but the times I get 4+ feels so good.

 

[Messi]

Well arent you a ray of bloody sunshine

Oh?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

If this Micky deal goes through it'll take a lot of willpower not to buy a home shirt with his name.

Will wait until Suso takes over the number 8 and the armband before I embrace him in public.

Do you reckon Suso's number will change as he becomes a more prominent member of the squad?

 

[bjaelke]

If this Micky deal goes through it'll take a lot of willpower not to buy a home shirt with his name.

Will wait until Suso takes over the number 8 and the armband before I embrace him in public.

Get warrior boots with glory holes and Henrihk written along the sides

 

[Sleeplessnights]

No Thiago pls

 

[GorillaJu]

Artur Petrosyan ‏@arturpetrosyan 4m
Modern journalism: Bild makes up a story, Independent steals it, Bild quotes it.

"Journalists say a thing that they know isn't true, in the hope that if they keep on saying it long enough it will be true." - Arnold Bennett

From the archives of the masters at Brainy Quote.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Lol yeah it does, its louder too with mouth open. Feels amazing for my neck. Most times it's just 1 crack, but the times I get 4+ feels so good.

whoa, 4+? I couldn't manage that much of a combo when I used to do it

It usually hurted so much later on the day if I ever cracked my neck.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

'Pot Noodles are alright' - Arnold Bennett

 

[Arnie]

Do you reckon Suso's number will change as he becomes a more prominent member of the squad?

He won't be number 30 when he's the best Spanish player in the premier league.

Get warrior boots with glory holes and Henrihk written along the sides

Stopped at 'warrior boots'.

Far too naughty.

 

[Willkiller]

"Thiago Alcântara is close renew his contract with Barcelona, doubling his wages and adding more years. [as]"

 

[GorillaJu]

'Pot Noodles are alright' - Arnold Bennett

"Got some proper Indian for take out. Gonna put on my naughtiest frayed cut offs and fud myself on the couch while watching Suso repeatedly run his hand through his hair." - Arnold Bennett

 

[Vivalaraza]

I can;t tell if Viva and Zabo are playing mind games

Nope serious.

He's great.

 

[Meus Renaissance]

"Thiago Alcântara is close renew his contract with Barcelona, doubling his wages and adding more years. [as]"

United should just make a formal bid for Fabregas to test the waters as Barcelona have been coy about his future. Why go for Thiago when you have someone like Cesc potentially available?

 

[Arnie]

"Got some proper Indian for take out. Gonna put on my naughtiest frayed cut offs and fud myself on the couch while watching Suso repeatedly run his hand through his hair." - Arnold Bennett

Have you been reading my diary?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

"Thiago Alcântara is close renew his contract with Barcelona, doubling his wages and adding more years. [as]"

:lol

That article doesn't exist. It's made up. Check their website.

 

[Messi]

"Thiago Alcântara is close renew his contract with Barcelona, doubling his wages and adding more years. [as]"

Omg do it. Pls

 

[Vivalaraza]

United should just make a formal bid for Fabregas to test the waters as Barcelona have been coy about his future. Why go for Thiago when you have someone like Cesc potentially available?

I'd rather have Thiago tbh.

Apparently Evra wants to go back to France which is why we're bidding for Baines. Hmm. Can believe it. Evra said he was gonna leave once but only stayed cos of Froggie. Now he's gona I can see him wanting to leave.

 

[CrashBandicoot]

"Thiago Alcântara is close renew his contract with Barcelona, doubling his wages and adding more years. [as]"

Thiago pls, I want to see the meltdown

 

[Zabojnik]

Nope serious.

He's great.

Same here. Best Shakthar player.

 

[Slizz]

"Thiago Alcântara is close renew his contract with Barcelona, doubling his wages and adding more years. [as]"

Barca sent out a laminated contract so it wouldn't get wet and a dry erase marker for the signature.

 

[Frank the Great]

"Thiago Alcântara is close renew his contract with Barcelona, doubling his wages and adding more years. [as]"

Haha wow. If this is true, basically the Man U rumors were just a way for him to push Barca into increasing his wages? That sucks.

Semi-related tangent: A lot of people blame journos for making up rumors, but I always think it's very interesting when players and agents actually provide misinformation themselves, to their own advantage. This probably happens way more than we think.

But then I guess the criticism of the journos would be to wait for multiple confirmations. Perhaps that would be asking too much.

 

[Vivalaraza]

@DeadlineDayLive are great. They've given a legion of Barca fans false hope.

Not even @barcastuff bothered to copy the tweet.

Thiago is ours guys. #MoyesBoy

 

[Messi]

@DeadlineDayLive are great. They've given a legion of Barca fans false hope.

Not even @barcastuff bothered to copy the tweet.

Thiago is ours guys. #MoyesBoy

Is this fear talking?

 

[Wilbur]

I'd rather have Thiago tbh.

Apparently Evra wants to go back to France which is why we're bidding for Baines. Hmm. Can believe it. Evra said he was gonna leave once but only stayed cos of Froggie. Now he's gona I can see him wanting to leave.

If we could sell Evra back to Monaco for 6m odd and get Baines for 15m, that would be fucking top for me. I'd be delighted.

Now just need to convince Teegs that Moyeezus > Tito

 

[subtles]

Talksport already talking about alternatives to Mickey. Come on now lads, this one was suppose to be in the bag. It was supposed to be done and dusted. We were suppose to see pics of Mickey in Iqbal's clutches. Don't do this.

 

[GorillaJu]

United should just make a formal bid for Fabregas to test the waters as Barcelona have been coy about his future. Why go for Thiago when you have someone like Cesc potentially available?

Because Thiago younger and is more the type of player United needs, and is only costing them 20m (including the VAT), as opposed to Fabregas who would cost upwards of 25.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Is this fear talking?

No it's the fact that AS have written no such article. It's made up.

 

[Arnie]

Thiago is done. He wants United, and Barcelona won't be bent over to keep him. He'll get a huge financial package at United, as a show of good faith in his potential, and he'll also be able to demand his clause should he want to bug out in a few years.

Barcelona will continue to dominate without him. Moyes won't win anything with him.

 

[Messi]

No it's the fact that AS have written no such article. It's made up.

Regardless. Its still a possibllity he is using united to bait barca.

 

[D_prOdigy]

Regardless. Its still a possibllity he is using united to bait barca.

soyou'retellingmethere'sachance.jpg

 

[Vivalaraza]

If we could sell Evra back to Monaco for 6m odd and get Baines for 15m, that would be fucking top for me. I'd be delighted.

Now just need to convince Teegs that Moyeezus > Tito

Baines will be more than £15m I think.

Maybe something like £18m with clauses and stuff.

If Evra wants to go we don't really have a choice though, we have to get him...or someone anyway.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Regardless. Its still a possibllity he is using united to bait barca.

It's a possibility, yes.

Thiago is done. He wants United, and Barcelona won't be bent over to keep him. He'll get a huge financial package at United, as a show of good faith in his potential, and he'll also be able to demand his clause should he want to bug out in a few years.

Barcelona will continue to dominate without him. Moyes won't win anything with him.

Moyes will have won his first trophy at United by close of business on 11 August 2013. Not a bad start.

 

[pulga]

SMH I'm sick of this Thiago muppetry. Ive got nothing against you, Unitedbros, but Im half hoping the deal falls through just so you learn a lesson.

 

[Slizz]

SMH I'm sick of this Thiago muppetry. Ive got nothing against you, Unitedbros, but Im half hoping the deal falls through just so you learn a lesson.

What lesson? Lucas taught us that one already, Pogba taught us one too.

 

[Arnie]

Moyes will have won his first trophy at United by close of business on 11 August 2013. Not a bad start.

I'm very pleased to see you acknowledge that beating a Championship side helmed by Owen Coyle is a good achievement for a creature like Moyes.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I'm very pleased to see you acknowledge that beating a Championship side helmed by Owen Coyle is a good achievement for a creature like Moyes.

Can only beat whoever is put in front of us. Just makes it more certain is all.

 

[Arnie]

Can only beat whoever is put in front of us. Just makes it more certain is all.

Last time Moyes faced Wigan in the pursuit of silverware he had his arsehole perforated by Jordi Gomez.

Before that matchup the phrase 'we can only beat whoever is put in front of us' was also repeated.

Moyeezus getting crucified.