Willkiller
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When your cock falls off.
Messi...strangest place you've ever knocked one out? Actually that goes for all of you
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Football Thread |OT22| His true nature avoided
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When your cock falls off.
Messi...strangest place you've ever knocked one out? Actually that goes for all of you
Back of a moving bus
I have no idea. When your junk starts to hurt?
Pretty sure most little boys have to be told to keep their hands out of their pants. And sometimes older men too.
Willkiller
Banned
How would you know? Yours fell off.
I cant help but feel that last bit was directed at me.
Willy ive done it several times on a plane. HELL I might do it in 2 weeks. I did it in a hotel lobby toilet. A kfc toilet.
I used to be alot more outgoing.
Nowhere to do it in camp nou
FootballFan
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Wooden has probably seen one of your videos on efukt.
Frank the Great
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c'mon USA
Willkiller
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Naww
Not intentionally but if you can't keep your hands out of your pants, then ya.
Its fun tho
Footy-gaf, you think there's any chance that Mancini would somehow be a good national team coach?
Easy syllogism; If you want to be a good national team coach you first need to be a good coach, so no.
Im gonna do it man. I am gonna go for it
Degod we are going to Magic Kingdom. I have something to do
FootballFan
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USA!!!
Honduras to secure the 4th spot and get destroyed by Winston Reid and the All Whites.
Honduras to secure the 4th spot and get destroyed by Winston Reid and the All Whites.
In public though? Where people can see you?
Went to the Socceroos match last night.. will post up a few pictures shortly. Shit game but the win at the end was all we needed.
Thoughts for anti-faking rules:
If a physio checks on an injured player, the player must leave the field and wait at least 3 minutes.
If a stretcher is called, the player must leave the field and wait at least 5 minutes
Thoughts for anti-faking rules:
If a physio checks on an injured player, the player must leave the field and wait at least 3 minutes.
If a stretcher is called, the player must leave the field and wait at least 5 minutes
Nah no one has ever seen me. Bus was essentially empty. The rest are toilets in these places
KidA Seven
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Show some restraint man.
There's cameras on buses tho.
FootballFan
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I think that would be too far. All I ask is the physios should be ready to sprint onto the field at all times. I hate when they get called and it takes 30 seconds until they actually start running towards the 'injured' player.
Run on instantly, pick him up if safe, move him to the side of the pitch on the stretcher and continue the match.
that's the reason the bus is sticky to begin with. put it away, man!
That specific one i am actually ashamed of
:looooooooooooooooolOOOOOOOOOOOL
any particular reason for the shame?
Willkiller
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I imagine the wanking on a bus had some part
Because i whacked off on a bus?
It was 10 years ago now. Telling that i still remember it.
ok, I get that but if you did it in the first place but now you're ashamed of it, I'm just...clearly putting too much thought into this. :/
Willkiller
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Welcome to masturbation
Very little thought went into it. The shame came years later. Its one of the two things in my life that i truly regret.
The other was something i did in stupidity cost me great friendship
This makes no sense to me. Perhaps its a guy thing? Can't say I've ever felt shame after getting myself off.
Very little thought went into it. The shame came years later. Its one of the two things in my life that i truly regret.
The other was something i did in stupidity cost me great friendship
You're an odd one dude.
The_Hitcher89
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Wait, shortyme's a woman?
Only girl on footy-gaf?
Only girl on footy-gaf?
we need pics...You know... for science!!
Vivalaraza
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House of Cards is really...weird...
FootballFan
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Yeah probably the only one here.
I'm pretty sure I'm the only girl in here. I thought you knew that dude.
They're out there, on the internet somewhere.
What episode are you on?
Vivalaraza
Member
Just watched episode 6.
The one when
Clare touched Steves dick. The hell was that about.
Just you wait.
Frank the Great
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amazing show, stick with it
Vivalaraza
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Definitely will, really enjoying it.
But yeah there's some stuff which comes way out of left field.
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