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[Arnie]

Looooool

Slap yourself right now

I'm still in bed, fondling myself. Wait until I have some paella and a J2O for lunch. Then ill really come alive.

Moyes is done for.

TLoU bros: could people hear my voice even if you didn't have mic? Sometimes I was saying things to communicate - like telling Wilburg that his brother was hiding in a bus - and I didn't know if you could hear me.

 

[WJD]

I quite like the look of word press but tumblr you'll probs get more views and it's probably easier to use innit

Word Press is kinda buggy.

Never used tumblr.

Just Instagram it WJD. Allow words.

Yeah I was leaning towards tumblr because it looked easier to use and I'll be doing most of my stuff from a tablet. Already got an instagram ready for quick snapshots and whatnot.

 

[Wilbur]

On the second day of Christmas Henrikh said to me, 'my second goal just sealed the fate of Manuel Pellegrini'

im dead

This part is partly true, he's never useless. His worst form is turning into a Gareth Barry, basically.

Is it really FAIR to judge him over his (admittedly poor) last two games with Italy in a useless cup? Prandelli is playing him out of position. A fucking winger in a 4-2-3-1, you can't do much midfielding there now can you? He's a victim of his own versatility, like Rooney.



ALL OF THEM ARE NATURAL WINGERS YOU DAFT CUNT

Looooooooooooooool

 

[PrematureQuiche]

I'm still in bed, fondling myself. Wait until I have some paella and a J2O for lunch. Then ill really come alive.

Moyes is done for.

TLoU bros: could people hear my voice even if you didn't have mic? Sometimes I was saying things to communicate - like telling Wilburg that his brother was hiding in a bus - and I didn't know if you could hear me.

It comes through the speakers if they didn't mute you :lol. Might not be on tonight

 

[The_Hitcher89]

What a stupid decision not to review that

@Arnie, yeah. I could hear you talking about Wilbury's arse when you were crawling behind him

 

[Wilbur]

I'm still in bed, fondling myself. Wait until I have some paella and a J2O for lunch. Then ill really come alive.

Moyes is done for.

You need to stop because it'll only blow up in your face when Thiago shows Borini up again

TLoU bros: could people hear my voice even if you didn't have mic? Sometimes I was saying things to communicate - like telling Wilburg that his brother was hiding in a bus - and I didn't know if you could hear me.

Yeah I heard you, you kept saying fucking Quiche :lol. Think I need to get me a headset innit, any good ones recommended?

 

[Arnie]

It comes through the speakers if they didn't mute you :lol. Might not be on tonight

Hahahaha I'm going to abuse this function.

At one point I was just calling 'natthhhaannnnn'

 

[near]

Baldini in, so let the transfers roll in.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Haha Michael Lumb joined a newly promoted Danish team, I was scared we were going for him.

 

[Arnie]

Baldini in, so let the transfers roll in.

Corinthians' Paulinho has signed a four year contract with Italian giants Inter ahead of a big money move

 

[Wilbur]

Hahahaha I'm going to abuse this function.

At one point I was just calling 'natthhhaannnnn'

I didn't hear that hahaha

Dunno if I'll be on tonight, working late and probs staying out, but when I am I want you to sign me a little ditty ok

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I'm still in bed, fondling myself. Wait until I have some paella and a J2O for lunch. Then ill really come alive.

Moyes is done for.

TLoU bros: could people hear my voice even if you didn't have mic? Sometimes I was saying things to communicate - like telling Wilburg that his brother was hiding in a bus - and I didn't know if you could hear me.

:lol

Amazing. You should honestly do a food blog.

 

[Ushojax]

Corinthians' Paulinho has signed a four year contract with Italian giants Inter ahead of a big money move

you are going on my list

 

[bjaelke]

On the second day of Christmas Henrikh said to me, 'my second goal just sealed the fate of Manuel Pellegrini'

Christmas can't come fast enough. By then Herbie Kane will be fully developed and ready to boss the midfield. Yes, we just signed a CM.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

J2O is too expensive, and suffers for its own quality. A bottle of it is gone in about 3 seconds

 

[Arnie]

you are going on my list

Sexy cunts (from A to Z):

Arnie

Andres

Wooden

 

[Clegg]

A sky sports news journo is hyping a big exclusive story on twitter. Says he can't talk about it yet but its a story that will get your "heart going."

This better be worth it.

 

[confuziz]

A sky sports news journo is hyping a big exclusive story on twitter. Says he can't talk about it yet But its a story that will get your "heart going."

Yeah he said that yesterday.

 

[near]

Corinthians' Paulinho has signed a four year contract with Italian giants Inter ahead of a big money move

 

[Salazar]

Hold My Liquor is gooooood

 

[Milchmonster]

So, we're playing Bayern twice in preseason.

Why

 

[The_Hitcher89]

So, we're playing Bayern twice in preseason.

Why

Money.

 

[Clegg]

So, we're playing Bayern twice in preseason.

Why

To injure all their players before the start of Bundesliga.

 

[Arnie]

Hold My Liquor is gooooood

Sounds like an appropriate title for Andres' autobiography.

Ringing London estate agents. They can't seem to fathom that, living in Preston, I will not be jumping on a £40 train to view the property and would like them to utilise the powers of email and photography to fill the gaps.

Goons.

 

[KidA Seven]

A sky sports news journo is hyping a big exclusive story on twitter. Says he can't talk about it yet but its a story that will get your "heart going."

This better be worth it.

Can't talk until later today, or can't talk until a couple of days/weeks? If the latter, he should just shut the fuck up.

 

[Hixx]

Why are Dortmund continually linked with Ji Dong Won? He ain't good enough for them.

But apparently a few other German sides want him, five mil is the expected fee.

Buy him for £2m, scores a memorable goal but nowt else, double our money? Yes pls.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

England smashing

This Pharrell and Daft Punk song is fucking shite.

 

[CrashBandicoot]

J2O is too expensive, and suffers for its own quality. A bottle of it is gone in about 3 seconds

King of overpriced soft drinks.



Why am I not a member yet GAF, I heard it was 300 posts not that I feel like making a thread or anything anyway

 

[Clegg]

Can't talk until later today, or can't talk until a couple of days/weeks? If the latter, he should just shut the fuck up.

He said the story should be breaking in the next 48 hours. So sometime tomorrow.

He also said he was 95% sure the story was real.

 

[Arnie]

My mum's strange.

She doesn't have a microwave (doesn't believe in radiation), yet she'll buy me a Paella from the 'bistro' range at Morrisons. Said 'bistro' range requires you to have a microwave. As a result I've had to throw the entire thing in a wok. Still tastes nice, but I can't help wondering why my mum's put me through such turmoil for a single meal.

Swapped the J2O for a can of coke; fancy the longevity of a sharp coke.

 

[kharma45]

Why are Dortmund continually linked with Ji Dong Won? He ain't good enough for them.

But apparently a few other German sides want him, five mil is the expected fee.

Buy him for £2m, scores a memorable goal but nowt else, double our money? Yes pls.

Probably sold a few shirts too.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

King of overpriced soft drinks.



Why am I not a member yet GAF, I heard it was 300 posts not that I feel like making a thread or anything anyway

Only had Schlurr once, tasted like squash mixed with fizzy water.

 

[WJD]

Fucking love Shloer.

 

[Yen]

My mum's strange.

She doesn't have a microwave (doesn't believe in radiation), yet she'll buy me a Paella from the 'bistro' range at Morrisons. Said 'bistro' range requires you to have a microwave. As a result I've had to throw the entire thing in a wok. Still tastes nice, but I can't help wondering why my mum's put me through such turmoil for a single meal.

Swapped the J2O for a can of coke; fancy the longevity of a sharp coke.

Your mum is Confuziz?

 

[Freewheelin']

I want to get one of those Pulse headphones; bit too out of my price range though.

Anyone have them, and if so what's the quality like?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I want to get one of those Pulse headphones; bit too out of my price range though.

Anyone have them, and if so what's the quality like?

I heard they break easily (physically, not technologically)

I'd be all over them if they were £20 cheaper and confirmed to work with PS4


edit: England BEASTS

 

[Broder Salsa]

Your mum is Confuziz?

How do you know it wasn't the power of your will that made the popcorn in the microwave pop? Only believe in things you can see.

 

[Hixx]

We will sign a striker today

hixxitknotcopiedofftwitterhonestshitireallydidok

 

[WJD]

You know what you can't beat though? Ham and cucumber sandwiches; the perfect blend of cool crunch and meaty deliciousness.

 

[Clegg]

England are laying into South Africa in the cricket.

 

[KidA Seven]

Why are Dortmund continually linked with Ji Dong Won? He ain't good enough for them.

But apparently a few other German sides want him, five mil is the expected fee.

Buy him for £2m, scores a memorable goal but nowt else, double our money? Yes pls.

He was decent in the Bundesliga, but I agree with you. He's not good enough for Dortmund.

 

[Arnie]

Your mum is Confuziz?

Well she believe in it, as in she knows it exists, but she doesn't believe we should be cooking food with radiation.

I kind of agree. If something takes 25 minutes in a sweltering oven, or two minutes in a radiation box, I don't like what that's implying.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

You know what you can't beat though? Ham and cucumber sandwiches; the perfect blend of cool crunch and meaty deliciousness.

Tuna-mayonnaise, iceberg lettuce, cucumber, black pepper, brown multiseed bread


Best sandwich outside of paninis and the like

 

[Hixx]

You know what you can't beat though? Ham and cucumber sandwiches; the perfect blend of cool crunch and meaty deliciousness.

egg and cress bro

I don't even fucking like egg or cress. But together? Yes.

 

[Yen]

Since my exams ended, all I've had for lunch or breakfast is eggy bread, Goodfellas pizzas, and waffles. I envy Arnie's paella.

Well she believe in it, as in she knows it exists, but she doesn't believe we should be cooking food with radiation.

I kind of agree. If something takes 25 minutes in a sweltering oven, or two minutes in a radiation box, I don't like what that's implying.

...?

 

[bjaelke]

PS+ just keeps on giving. There's no way they can keep this going with the PS4.

Entering PS Plus in July:
3rd July: Battlefield 3
3rd July: Payday: The Heist
3rd July: Saints Row the Third
3rd July: Ninja Gaiden Sigma Plus
3rd July: Unit 13

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Since my exams ended, all I've had for lunch or breakfast is eggy bread, Goodfellas pizzas, and waffles. I envy Arnie's paella.

Goodfellas Deep-base are half price at Sainsburys

#PR

 

[Clegg]

Henrik Larsson is coming out if retirement to play for Swedish second division side Hogaborg.

He's doing it because they're having a an injury crisis and because it gives him the chance to play alongside his 15 year old son who is starting the game.

 

[Arnie]

...?

I reckon in 30 years the planet will fall ill to a mysterious virus that causes fungi to sprout from people's heads.

Not me and my mum, though.

 

[Freewheelin']

I heard they break easily (physically, not technologically)

I'd be all over them if they were £20 cheaper and confirmed to work with PS4

Shit.

Well, I've found some used for £70 or so; technically they should work with PS4 as they're Bluetooth right?