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[Awesome Animals]

Wow Andres you are fucking shit.. LOL

Stick to ultimate team.

Why? he sucks at that too. I kicked his ass in that and only lost when I brought in my silver team. Actually, I'm not even sure I lost that g ame.

He's a really good sport about it all, and I will always play with him though. <3 Andres

 

[Messi]

You fucks stop talking about a Madrid Juve draw. Fuck you. Fuck your moms. I hope a cartel kills all of your families.

 

[Broder Salsa]

You guys gotta take into account that he's probably drunk as fuck.

 

[Linius]

You guys gotta take into account that he's probably drunk as fuck.

Seems like he's allways drunk. How is he even functioning? :lol

 

[GorillaJu]

Jucuntus vs Real Cuntrid?

Sounds like a good draw. Surely means an early exit for Real?

 

[K1LLER7]

I like your avatar, looks like a little naughty school boy.

Ot: but why do you have a racist as your avatar???

He's added to my collection of JT player avatars. First was Evra, then Suarez, Zlatan and now Terry

Nah I don't think he would risk it, he cares but not that much.

Otherwise he would have put himself into the starting line-up today (we all know Messi is the assistant coach).

I can imagine him on the bench next game, 92nd min penalty to Barca. Tito to sub him on just to take the penalty.

 

[nemesun]

Jucuntus vs Real Cuntrid?

Sounds like a good draw. Surely means an early exit for Real?

My gut tells me Real gonna go all the way this season. Their domestic season is in tatters and Mourinho really wants it this season.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Will be useful in the championship, Kyoufu.

 

[K1LLER7]

Jucuntus vs Real Cuntrid?

Sounds like a good draw. Surely means an early exit for Real?

Cuntes used all his remaining money on yesterdays Shaktar game. OG's don't come cheap.

 

[nemesun]

Cuntes used all his remaining money on yesterdays Shaktar game. OG's don't come cheap.

 

[Kyoufu]

If Chavs can win it, anybody can. Believe!

Chavs? lol

I laughed. :lol

Well done nemesun.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Fuck Bayern

 

[KidA Seven]

You're so mean.

Did this cunt invent another language? How is he saying that whole sentence with one word?

 

[AndresON777]

Lol I was drunk. You want some AA?

 

[Messi]

Lol I was drunk. You want some AA?

 

[nemesun]

Did this cunt invent another language? How is he saying that whole sentence with one word?

You weren't there man!

Spoiler

that gif. is coupla seconds short.

 

[KidA Seven]

Fuck Bayern

Glorious.

Fuck off Bayern.

 

[AndresON777]

AA can't ai defend so I'm good

 

[Slizz]

Cunt has found its way into my vocabulary IRL. I blame you fuckers.

 

[nemesun]

Lol I was drunk. You want some AA?

Blame it on the goose
Got you feeling loose
Blame it on Patron
Got you in the zone
Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol
Blame it on the a a a a a a alcohol

 

[Zabojnik]

Cuntes used all his remaining money on yesterdays Shaktar game. OG's don't come cheap.

You can't buy everybody though. Like this Shakthar fan, who was trying to obscure Conte's view during the game, lol.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Cunt has found its way into my vocabulary IRL. I blame you fuckers.

Same. While playing FIFA with the PC club it was my most used word. Also acidently called my mum a cunt the other day, she was not best pleased :lol

 

[Clegg]

I would kill for a BBC/HBO production of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

 

[Wilbur]

Cunt has found its way into my vocabulary IRL. I blame you fuckers.

My mates in uni never used to say it because they come from sheltered existences, but now I'm responsible for them dropping cunt bombs all the time. I've been banned from saying it before noon because I say it too often.

quiche what the fuck :lol

 

[Slizz]

Same. While playing FIFA with the PC club it was my most used word. Also acidently called my mum a cunt the other day, she was not best pleased :lol

While driving in holiday traffic it is my used word regardless of sex, usually prefaced with 'fucking'

 

[Broder Salsa]

Cunt has found its way into my vocabulary IRL. I blame you fuckers.

 

[AndresON777]

Blame it on the goose
Got you feeling loose
Blame it on Patron
Got you in the zone
Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol
Blame it on the a a a a a a alcohol

Lulz post on ur main acct biiiiiiiiitch

 

[Kyoufu]

Cunt has found its way into my vocabulary IRL. I blame you fuckers.

You're in the US right? How do people react to that word over there?

 

[nemesun]

Cunt is such a lovely word, I don't why the yanks are so offended by it.

 

[Freewheelin']

Same. While playing FIFA with the PC club it was my most used word. Also acidently called my mum a cunt the other day, she was not best pleased :lol

Holy shit :lol

Probably the worst thing you can say to her, apart from "I hope a cartel comes and kills you".

 

[nemesun]

Lulz post on ur main acct biiiiiiiiitch

 

[K1LLER7]

You can't buy everybody though. Like this Shakthar fan, who was trying to obscure Conte's view during the game, lol.

:lol he just wants a autograph.

 

[KidA Seven]

Holy shit :lol

Probably the worst thing you can say to her, apart from "I hope a cartel comes and kills you".

The worst thing is to tell them you put them on your ignore list.

 

[AndresON777]

ah so Chelsea is out. that's why quiche is mad

 

[Slizz]

You're in the US right? How do people react to that word over there?

It's mainly around male friends and it cuts through the discussion like no other. It's pretty awesome actually because it's usually just bitch for us, never twat, cunt, etc. It has slipped out while among females but I've never gotten a true reaction since it was never directed towards the women I'm around. I don't think I'll ever let that slip out when referring to a female friend though.

 

[Sloosha]

I would kill for a BBC/HBO production of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

That would be great. I'd love a HBO production of Y:The Last Man or Sandman - I know they are doing American Gods.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

I say cunt way more than I should. I just can't turn it off. So no matter who I am around I always say it.

ah so Chelsea is out. that's why quiche is mad

I'm always mad.

 

[AndresON777]

 

[Zabojnik]

Italian speaking Footy-GAFers: Francesco Repice has to be the best radio commentator of all times. No matter the game, if you close your eyes and just listen ... it's like you're fucking there. I get goosebumps every goddamn time. He's just so into it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7dJmuc-JbM

 

[nemesun]

I would love a HBO production of Bob the Builder, that'll be the bee's knees.

 

[santi_yo]

:lol.

When David Villa got knee injury year ago, they pretty much knew right away that it was some serious shit. That doesn't seem to be the case with Messi since he was walking alright in the dressing room.

Hat-trick vs Betis pls.

dolan pls. Barça has no chance of winning over us.

 

[Kyoufu]

Such a random use of this gif.

But it's an awesome gif so it's ok.

 

[AndresON777]

lol. seriously

 

[Sloosha]

I would love a HBO production of Bob the Builder, that'll be the bee's knees.

It's time for a Balamory remake.

 

[K1LLER7]

Guys, good news, follwing the Clev injury.

Tom Cleverley is a major doubt for Sunday's Manchester derby after limping out of the Champions League defeat to Cluj with a calf injury.

The midfielder was forced off just before half-time during Manchester United's 1-0 loss.

Cleverley's injury will be assessed on Thursday but Sir Alex Ferguson is not expecting a positive outcome.

"Tom felt his calf a little bit," said Ferguson. "We will assess it in the morning but it is not good news."

Ferguson has also ruled skipper Nemanja Vidic out of the visit to Manchester City, but central defensive colleague Jonny Evans could be available.

However, Japan midfielder Shinji Kagawa seems certain to miss out.

"Kagawa is a fantastic player," said Ferguson. "He is back doing some running but I don't know if he will make Sunday.

"At least he is training. Hopefully he will join in the football part on Monday."

He's not far off now

 

[Clegg]

That would be great. I'd love a HBO production of Y:The Last Man or Sandman - I know they are doing American Gods.

I think they're looking to make a movie/TV series of the Dark Tower.

 

[Freewheelin']

It's time for a Balamory remake.

Time for a Numberjacks remake bro.

 

[nemesun]

It's time for a Balamory remake.

A man after my own heart.

 

[Slizz]

Is Kagawa learning English now? AFAIK he doesn't speak it at all.

 

[AndresON777]

I've been drinking since 10AM

I suck at FIFA sometimes lol