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[Kensation]

Trump right now:
[screaming internally]

 

[BoogieWoogie]

Trump desperately wants to sign something so he can hold it up and show he's a good boy who deserves two scoops.

Oh God, I'm fucking dying over here.

 

[PhantomThief]

Trump keeping his eyes on his paper heh

 

[liquidtmd]

Oh God, I'm fucking dying over here.

Free Executive Order for every fifth customer

 

[BFIB]

How many Presidents have had a criminal investigation? Just Nixon?

 

[TheCochese]

Trump desperately wants to sign something so he can hold it up and show he's a good boy who deserves two scoops.

/died
/rose
/died again

 

[Toki767]

Someone off camera must be waiting for him to be done and give him a pat on the back saying "That wasn't so hard, now was it? Do you want some ice cream? Let's go get you some ice cream."

 

[smokeymicpot]

And a guy behind him off camera shaking his head every time he looks up

We are joking but I can see it being true.

 

[Cuburt]

How many people did it take pre-speech

"Sir, don't go off script"
"Sir, don't go off script"
"Sir, don't go off script"
"Sir, don't go off script"

lol I thought the same thing but he's so low energy, it probably took less people to fight him on it than normal.

 

[Tzmhero]

Glad the camera is looking at President Santos. Trump is probably standing there all 'what is this spanish moon language?...'

 

[NandoGip]

link?

 

[shiba5]

He's looking a little flushed in the face.

Reading is hard for him unless his name is in every sentence.
I honestly think it's why he speaks about himself in 3rd person.

 

[Chococat]

Feel bad for Colombia- they have to know what every they say today doesn't matter standing next to Trump.

EDIT: Corrected my poor spelling of Colombia. Please don't associate me with Trump. I'm dyslexic, not a criminal idiot.

 

[Veitsev]

Glad the camera is looking at President Santos. Trump is probably standing there all 'what is this spanish moon language?...'

On CNN he is doing exactly that.

 

[Hopfrog]

Someone off camera must be waiting for him to be done and give him a pat on the back saying "That wasn't so hard, now was it? Do you want some ice cream? Let's go get you some ice cream."

 

[liquidtmd]

lol I thought the same thing but he's so low energy, it probably took less people to fight him on it than normal.

* Finishes speech

"I stayed on script guys. Can I have my Twitter phone back"?

"No sir. Not yet"

 

[Tzmhero]

link?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6aRkE_5uoI

 

[RootCause]

Someone off camera must be waiting for him to be done and give him a pat on the back saying "That wasn't so hard, now was it? Do you want some ice cream? Let's go get you some ice cream."

Nothing gets between his extra scoop of 🍦 🍦

 

[Burt]

I CAN ONLY SPEAK FOR MYSELF AND THE RUSSIANS

 

[rec0ded1]

Lol he's going to run away after saying "I'm treated unfairly, witch hunt believe me"

Yoooo I'm eating crow, he didn't run.

 

[Veitsev]

Fuck this question.

 

[David___]

Here we go

 

[gutter_trash]

tune in CNN, Trump is taking questions

 

[BoogieWoogie]

QUESTIONS HOLY SHIT

 

[Bitch Pudding]

Here we go...

 

[Atram]

Trumps lesson when all is said and done:

Twitter giveth and twitter can take it all away

 

[PhoenixDawn]

Actually taking questions? Is this going to turn into a 2 hour shitshow with the Columbian president just standing there awkwardly like Trump's first press conference?

 

[smokeymicpot]

QUESTIONS HOLY SHIT

They get two each.

 

[Host Samurai]

I'd be surprised if he starts loosing his cool for the day

 

[Xando]

"I can speak for myself and the russians"

What?

 

[Intheflorsh]

welp

 

[Dead Prince]

uh oh. wait until he gets steammed

 

[liquidtmd]

QUESTIONS HOLY SHIT

 

[Burt]

Russia is fine

what the fuck is going on in this mans head

 

[Username1198]

Trump taking questions from press: says it's a witch hunt, no collusion between him, his campaign between Russians. This is dividing us as a nation, talks about great employment numbers, keeps saying incredible, ISIS, he's ok with mueller, tremendous progress tremendous job numbers, plants opening, focus on that believe me no collusion,

 

[RootCause]

Russia is fine.

 

[BoogieWoogie]

There's no Russia collusion, I mean just look at job numbers!

 

[JonnyDBrit]

"It's splitting the country. Jobs. ISIS. Look at how successful we are."

They asked about the special counsel you nut.

 

[Shoeless]

I CAN ONLY SPEAK FOR MYSELF AND THE RUSSIANS

He could have phrased that better, yeah. "And the Russians... zero," almost felt like he did that on purpose.

 

[Kindekuma]

Someone off camera must be waiting for him to be done and give him a pat on the back saying "That wasn't so hard, now was it? Do you want some ice cream? Let's go get you some ice cream."

Fucking lmao

 

[TheCochese]

They get two each.

They've been good boys and girls then.

 

[BlackGhost]

Idk guys, when someone says "believe me" I usually do 🤔🤔

 

[VendettaRed07]

Didn't these reporters read the certified letter? Jeez

 

[PhoenixDawn]

"Russia is fine" ???

 

[Hopfrog]

"Russia is fine."

What the hell kind of phrasing is that?

 

[PopeReal]

Witch hunt. Burn them witches.

 

[liquidtmd]

"SIR, SHIT HE'S GOING OFF SCRIPT ABORT ABORT"

NO GODDAMN SCOOPS SIR, STAND DOWN

 

[rec0ded1]

Whoever gets to ask a question next better bring the fire.

 

[Col WillieSharp]

Russia is fine.


Everything is fine.

 

[zma1013]

So when is someone going to make the Trump photoshop of him riding on a broom with a pointy hat?