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[djplaeskool]

"We Do Not Advise That"

 

[Massa]

Watch Hamilton stop Rosberg's car with his software meddling.

 

[Mastah]

Matsushita banned for Austria for his GP2 Safety Car antics:

http://www.gp2series.com/News-Room/News/2016/06_June/Matsushita-suspended-for-next-event/

Finally stewards found they have balls!

 

[NHale]

Hamilton is going to activate full power of Mercedes and go 5 secs faster per lap.

 

[Lemonte]

I'm afraid we can't disclose that during the race.

this thread is more entertaining than the race.

 

[McNum]

You know... shouldn't it be part of the job of the driver to at least know what all the buttons on the steering wheel do? I mean, sure, he doesn't need to be a master at it, but basic troubleshooting should be part of the complete driver package, shouldn't it?

 

[ElTorro]

That happens when you don't read the manual of your new gadget.

Maybe he can call a younger grandson to help him with the computer.

 

[Hasney]

Hamilton is going to activate full power of Mercedes and go 5 secs faster per lap.

Just think if Button or Alonso discovered that. They could still win this race if they unlock all that BHP.

 

[Tempy]

Mercedes does know the issue and probably the solution, but can't tell Lewis -

@MercedesAMGF1
UPDATE: @LewisHamilton experiencing de-rates (lower than maximum electrical deployment)

 

[tomtom94]

This is reminding me of the first race at Sochi.

 

[Xando]

Toto about to rent a plane with banner to tell lewis the correct settings

 

[malyce]

Ham about to uninstall a driver

 

[danowat]

I'm afraid I can't let you do that Dave.

 

[ElTorro]

 

[brotkasten]

Next radio is Hamilton saying something about an "Upgrade to Windows 10" pop-up.

 

[kharma45]

 

[DrM]

Hamilton is going to activate full power of Mercedes and go 5 secs faster per lap.

He will find secret menu '2017 dev mode' and break 385 km/h on the straight

 

[mclem]

Hamilton is going to activate full power of Mercedes and go 5 secs faster per lap.

Has he tried gear up, gear up, gear down, gear down, steer left, steer right, steer left, steer right, brake then accelerate then hit the 'Engine Start' button?

 

[Xando]

Next radio is Hamilton saying something about an "Upgrade to Windows 10" pop-up.

"Hey guys, should i hit upgrade now?"

 

[spuckthew]

Hamilton is still a long way ahead of Bottas so fifth is probably secured unless he has a mental breakdown and fucks up his car.

 

[Yagami_Sama]

Next radio is Hamilton saying something about an "Upgrade to Windows 10" pop-up.

I was about to say that.

XD

 

[hamchan]

Obviously the sun is to blame for this.

 

[Chuck]

Someone should Photoshop this dog in Lewis's car

 

[EnlightenedMint]

I swear the NBC stream goes to break every 3 minutes.

 

[DrM]

Has he tried gear up, gear up, gear down, gear down, steer left, steer right, steer left, steer right, brake then accelerate then hit the 'Engine Starr's button?

I am laughing like crazy right now

 

[danowat]

 

[nny]

Lewis should take a page out of Nando's book and use the neutral button outside the car...why restrict yourself to the steering wheel alone?

 

[Madchad]

Someone should Photoshop this dog in Lewis's car

Needs to be roscoe

 

[Hasney]

Oh Kimi, never change.

 

[Madchad]

Kimi u mad bruh

 

[hwy_61]

Lmao these are great

 

[malyce]

You car will restart in 15 mins, please make sure to save all your switch positions.

 

[NHale]

Let's go Kimi. Unleash.

Just think if Button or Alonso discovered that. They could still win this race if they unlock all that BHP.

Those 1300 horses are too thirsty though.

 

[RoKKeR]

Lmao Kimi, never change

 

[aspiegamer]

Bernie got his money shot around the castle, and I'm shocked there wasn't at least one gigantic crash. Track still really doesn't look terribly safe. It makes Monaco look like it has modern amenities. Maybe start an hour earlier next year to avoid sun angle at least?

Without DRS this would be an absolute bore. Well, worse.

When Kimi is gone I'm going to miss his radio far more than anything else about him at this point.

This is reminding me of the first race at Sochi.

It's not THAT bad. Then again I'm still in shock over Toyota and have been awake for about 30 hours and might not appreciate the true awfulness.

 

[brotkasten]

There must be a mandate in the Ferrari contract to bitch as much as possible on the radio.

 

[Roude Leiw]

what did kimi say there?

 

[dakun]

How is Williams so bad and Renault so good? (considering they were dead last yesterday)

 

[danowat]

what did kimi say there?

Beep beep beep beep

I think.

 

[Hasney]

what did kimi say there?

<censored> <censored> <Censored> for the whole lap, move <censored> <censored> out of the <censored> way <censored>

Or along those lines.

 

[Peter Ian Staker]

Ted STFU.
It's their radio frequency they can throw as many f-bombs as they like.
If you don't like it tell the tv director not to air them.

 

[Chuck]

what did kimi say there?

Get this marussia out of the way

 

[Zeknurn]

The double waved yellow at sector 1 indicator is such a tease each time.

 

[djplaeskool]

Wehrlein lost his brakes. Yikes

 

[dakun]

Waiting for the frustrated Alonso team radio

 

[DrM]

1200 bhp monster will be lapped

 

[Gareth Bale]

Love seeing Alonso getting lapped

 

[nature boy]

Man I'm feeling bad for Alonso.

This is ridiculous.

 

[nny]

Beep beep beep beep

I think.

Ferrari has a new hire that looks at Vettel's and Kimi's radio messages:

 

[NHale]

what did kimi say there?

Hey Mr. Engineer, could you please tell Mr. Whiting to call Manor so they move Mr. Wehrlein out of my way. Thanks in advance. Love Kimi