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[open_mouth_]

The forum servers have reached the motherload with ~600+ users at any given time these days and things are getting frustratingly slow. I'm not one to complaing, but when I pay good money for something, I want that something to work, damnit!...err

Now that I've been un-banned, I think it's high time we ban those guests/cretins that lurk on these forums and leech prescious bandwith that could be better used by those of us who are more worthy--you know, for stuff like political bickering, sarcasm, and fanboy trolling. The major gaming season is underway and things are only going to get busier right up through May (E3). My friends...

IT IS TIME!

 

[Azih]

ONLY SIX MONTHS TILL E3! BETTER START RAMPING UP.

 

[Killkernal]

Damn your avatar. I picture you laughing hysterically with every post.

 

[AniHawk]

ONLY SIX MONTHS TILL E3! BETTER START RAMPING UP.

Whoa, you're right.

 

[open_mouth_]

Damn your avatar. I picture you laughing hysterically with every post.

And I picture you swallowing basketballs. So, don't get smug with me, lest we go after Junior Members next!

 

[FortNinety]

I say the mods simply hurry up and get new members in at a faster rate. That way the lurkers can contribute and be dealt with by official means.

 

[Azih]

I say the mods simply hurry up and get new members in at a faster rate. That way the lurkers can contribute and be dealt with by official means.

You mean by banning them?

 

[sprsk]

id rather ban the original poster than get rid of guests.

 

[Dilbert]

id rather ban the original poster than get rid of guests.

Although that's a great start, why stop there? I have a whole list in mind.

 

[open_mouth_]

id rather ban the original poster than get rid of guests.

Preposterous! What gives you the right to decide who's banned and who's not?

 

[Killkernal]

And I picture you swallowing basketballs. So, don't get smug with me, lest we go after Junior Members next!

That's strange, considering I'm constantly swallowing pumpkins in real life.

I'm still a Junior because I only post a couple of times a month. Step off, laughing boy!

 

[sprsk]

Preposterous! What gives you the right to decide who's banned and who's not?

i summon the power of the banstick.............daily.

 

[FortNinety]

Although that's a great start, why stop there? I have a whole list in mind.

You know, you guys should really post and constantly update a list that shows who's in hot water and the such. Also list offenses so all could laugh. It just might scare some straight.

 

[Dilbert]

You know, you guys should really post and constantly update a list that shows who's in hot water and the such. Also list offenses so all could laugh. It just might scare some straight.

Well, I have two lists: people who have demonstrably done things that have earned my wrath, and people for whom I have enough irrational hatred that I'd love to hide their bones in the desert somewhere.

My sole joy in life is moving people from one list to the other! Woo!

</sarcasm>