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[John Marston]

I'm the same I regularly take a peek at the bans page.

I find it fascinating.
Especially with members who seem well rounded then suddenly lose their shit and explode

I can somewhat understand it though as I'm not in their heads. But yeah so many factors; personal situation, booze & drugs, impulsivity & keyboard courage.

What I never will understand is console warring.
I have a PS5, XSX, Switch Oled and PSVR2 and when I wake up in the morning they haven't murdered each other.

We could learn from that

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I call it the 'what crazy shit did 22 post now' page

 

[22:22:22]

I'm holding back man

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I hope you are all having sex while reading this post. God bless.

 

[Putonahappyface]

I find it fascinating.
Especially with members who seem well rounded then suddenly lose their shit and explode

I can somewhat understand it though as I'm not in their heads. But yeah so many factors; personal situation, booze & drugs, impulsivity & keyboard courage.

What I never will understand is console warring.
I have a PS5, XSX, Switch Oled and PSVR2 and when I wake up in the morning they haven't murdered each other.

We could learn from that

It's always the controversial threads that bring out people's true colours. The Hamas terrorist thread is a prime example of people posting before thinking.

I've been viewing this forum since 2007, so seeing long term members get terminated was kind of sad because obviously personalities and characters keep a place like this alive.

I appreciate the moderation here is very relaxed and give people a fair amount of warnings, so ultimately they only have themselves to blame at the end of the day for getting permanently banned.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

That Friday thread is another one. Buncha freaks in that one.

Spoiler

 

[badblue]

I hope you are all having sex while reading this post. God bless.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Surely I can't be the only one who browses gaf during coitus

 

[ThatStupidLion]

Surely I can't be the only one who browses gaf during coitus

its the reason i doggy

friday!!!!

 

[John Marston]

Surely I can't be the only one who browses gaf during coitus

I remember banging an escort doggy style as she was playing The Simpsons Tapped Out on her phone.

It was funny and embarrasing

 

[ThatStupidLion]

I remember banging an escort doggy style as she was playing The Simpsons Tapped Out on her phone.

It was funny and embarrasing

I wish I could give you multiple reactions

 

[John Marston]

I wish I could give you multiple reactions

We had a great transactional relationship over 3 years.

One of her clients was a dude who asked her to wear his dead mother's clothes while she peeled carrots in the sink as he was jerking off in a corner.

500$ for an hour and he never touched her.

 

[badblue]

Surely I can't be the only one who browses gaf during coitus

I Can't.

I need both hands to really get the bed moving.

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

This man speaks the truth!

|OT| - Vampire Survivors |OT| There are some very good reasons to be afraid of the dark

Developer: poncle Publisher: poncle Release Date: 30 October 2022 Platforms: Steam, Game Pass (PC only) Price: $4.99 SYNOPSIS Mow down thousands of night creatures and survive until dawn! Vampire Survivors is a gothic horror casual game with rogue-lite elements, where your choices can allow...

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I fucking love it. Admittedly I’ve slowed a little on my playthroughs recently but still dip my end in as often as possible.

Just hoping for PS5 version so I can do it all over again because once you unlock everything it gets a bit easy. I remember asking you how to beat the reaper but can do it eyes closed now.

 

[22:22:22]

Goodmorning all of you.

Hope you all had a great Friday night.

Let's pray John is still alive.

This man speaks the truth!

|OT| - Vampire Survivors |OT| There are some very good reasons to be afraid of the dark

Developer: poncle Publisher: poncle Release Date: 30 October 2022 Platforms: Steam, Game Pass (PC only) Price: $4.99 SYNOPSIS Mow down thousands of night creatures and survive until dawn! Vampire Survivors is a gothic horror casual game with rogue-lite elements, where your choices can allow...

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Play Vampire Survivors. Maiden Voyage back me up here

I knew Maiden was raving about it non stop. I'll give it a chance. Looks addicting for sure

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Coffee is the nectar of the gods.

 

[22:22:22]

I can somewhat understand it though as I'm not in their heads. But yeah so many factors; personal situation, booze & drugs, impulsivity &

Coffee is the nectar of the gods.

Yes we get it Skip you like coffee

 

[22:22:22]

My younger brother turned 39 today. Going to visit him tomorrow with my dad. Just returned from picking up a Bday card and some other stuff. He lives quite far away from us in dutch context so I don't see him as much as I like to.

Going to start Vampire Survivors in a good minute I think

 

[22:22:22]

Coffee is the nectar of the gods.

Which Gods are you referring too?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Which Gods are you referring too?

The morning poo gods. BTW guess what I’m doing rn

 

[22:22:22]

The morning poo gods. BTW guess what I’m doing rn

Basking in the aroma of your poop. Deep sniffs and making foto's of your creation to show to your neighbours while continually making eye contact without blinking & asking for compliments.

 

[22:22:22]

I remember banging an escort doggy style as she was playing The Simpsons Tapped Out on her phone.

It was funny and embarrasing

Wasn't planned at all.

 

[22:22:22]

I once (lol) fucked an escort but she left pretty quickly when she found out there are levels to fucking. In fact she paid me for the lessons.

Still feel bad for her.

 

[22:22:22]

Second try

15 achievements or something. Fucking LOL at the end. 1 vs 300

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Second try

15 achievements or something. Fucking LOL at the end. 1 vs 300

My highest level:

 

[22:22:22]

Show off. So typical.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Taxes done thank fuck.

 

[kanjobazooie]

Taxes done thank fuck.

Do you feel rejuvenated?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Do you feel rejuvenated?

I over contributed to my 401k last year by the tune of 10k. Stressed is a better descriptor. Fingers crossed I don't get audited.

 

[22:22:22]

My highest level:

 

[Krathoon]

I am coming over here from Penny Arcade because people keep wanting to personally attack me over there.

I got a jackass that keeps on saying I have bad takes which is bullshit. People tend to agree with me on Neogaf.

 

[22:22:22]

I am coming over here from Penny Arcade because people keep wanting to personally attack me over there.

I got a jackass that keeps on saying I have bad takes which is bullshit. People tend to agree with me on Neogaf.

Welcome

People be people but over here we don't bully.

We call it out. Save place and all.

Feel free to express yourself from the heart.

 

[22:22:22]

I over contributed to my 401k last year by the tune of 10k. Stressed is a better descriptor. Fingers crossed I don't get audited.

If I would be you I'd be more stressed about those "camping trips" vids you so eagerly shared.

 

[22:22:22]

Do you feel rejuvenated?

 

[kanjobazooie]

You just want MC Kanjo to come back and roast you.

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

You just want MC Kanjo to come back and roast you.

Do some country music for a change.

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

About time we had another rap battle to be fair.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

2nd Annual Neogaf Rap Battle

Who is willing to step up to the mic?

 

[22:22:22]

You just want MC Kanjo to come back and roast you.

Do some country music for a change.

About time we had another rap battle to be fair.

sure take a shot mongloid.

I'm sure it's very positive and uplifting

 

[22:22:22]

2nd Annual Neogaf Rap Battle

Who is willing to step up to the mic?

I'm willing but I have 0 experience with soundcloud.
Kind of unfair tbqh.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I'm willing but I have 0 experience with soundcloud.
Kind of unfair tbqh.

I can upload on mine on your behalf. Guest DJ shit.

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

I'm willing but I have 0 experience with soundcloud.
Kind of unfair tbqh.

Write some lyrics, rap them into your phone, send it to me and let me make you a fancy beat.

 

[22:22:22]

I can upload on mine on your behalf. Guest DJ shit.

A colab. Sounds good.

 

[22:22:22]

Write some lyrics, rap them into your phone, send it to me and let me make you a fancy beat.

With the strength of both of you we will destroy klanoe kamoeie

 

[22:22:22]

Eat shit mr trigger

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Kanjo v 22

Just like last time, both contestants are ESL (Scottish doesn't count as English)

 

[22:22:22]

Next week.

 

[kanjobazooie]

I leave for a few minutes and a date is already decided.

And of course Maiden Voyage is so quick to fan the flames.

 

[kanjobazooie]

Write some lyrics, rap them into your phone, send it to me and let me make you a fancy beat.

Top 10 GAF betrayals.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Time to dust this beaut off