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[kanjobazooie]

Remember when I was alive?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

So how's your weekend people?

Finally have some free time so of course I am working on some side projects because I can't stop doing work. Can't stop, won't stop.

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

Remember when I was alive?

How are the mice balls up there?

 

[kanjobazooie]

How are the mice balls up there?

Heavenly.

 

[badblue]

So how's your weekend people?

Yard work today.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Shit was creamy af

I prefer my guac chunky, but you do you, boo boo.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I prefer my guac chunky, but you do you, boo boo.

Me to actually. Just turned out this way this time around. Variety is the spice of life #cliche ♡

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

Variety is the spice of life #cliche ♡

Dropping truth bombs.

That's why I like to listen to some classic Mc Kanjo Beats (may God bless him) inbetween my Polka endevours.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Yard work today.

At some point those bodies need to go. How's your back?

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I prefer my guac chunky, but you do you, boo boo.

Are you texture shaming my guac?

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

kanjobazooie

Spoiler: Lyrics

i hehe like M J
cause K B is crippled!

u thought u be wide?
but u got fucked deep!

remember bear,
neogafs mine!
remember bear,
neogafs mine! hehe!

if u weren't a bear
u'd be a fuckin monkey

if u ain't a bear
u a fuckin monkey!

K B just a stupid fuckin bear he ain't shit. he make dumb ass fake ass rap tunes but i school 'im. he wanna bird but gotta buy one hehehehe. get back in yo place bear cause N G is mine!!

remember bear,
neogafs mine!
remember bear,
neogafs mine! hehe!

ow! hehe! shamone motherfucker!

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Finally have some free time so of course I am working on some side projects because I can't stop doing work. Can't stop, won't stop.

I sincerely admire your work ethic brother. Not sure if it's some ocd thing or just your character but nonetheless.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Dropping truth bombs.

That's why I like to listen to some classic Mc Kanjo Beats (may God bless him) inbetween my Polka endevours.

Another case of West Texas CEO AKA Dallas Hips jumping to conclusions.

 

[badblue]

At some point those bodies need to go. How's your back?

I need a massage.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Are you texture shaming my guac?

There's no shame in the guac game, baby.

I'm just telling you what I expect when you come to stay over at the haus.

Those chips, tho..

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

There's no shame in the guac game, baby.

I'm just telling you what I expect when you come to stay over at the haus.

Those chips, tho..

Thicc horse d, oeuvers ♡

Can't wait bae.

What would you recommend instead of those chips?

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Watching The Northman (second viewing)

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I need a massage.

You should PM NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt , Artoris or Nitty_Grimes . You can try Hops but he'll prolly keeps pushing for an happy einding.

 

[West Texas CEO]

What would you recommend instead of those chips?

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Thanks I'll look it up

 

[badblue]

You should PM NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt , Artoris or Nitty_Grimes . You can try Hops but he'll prolly keeps pushing for an happy einding.

I'd be ok being on the receiving end, especially after a massage.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Not only can he slay nightmares, but he's also good at slaying monkeys too.

 

[V1LÆM]

Not only can he slay nightmares, but he's also good at slaying monkeys too.

I don’t know any monkeys

 

[AJUMP23]

What a day. Went to my daughters volleyball game they won. Mowed an old ladies yard. And watched college football. Also took my children to a friends bday party.

 

[V1LÆM]

Mowed an old ladies yard.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

Damn trophy hunters, I tell you.

 

[AJUMP23]

a life well lived.

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[kanjobazooie]

That's one year for each time Elder Legend got banned.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Maybe try some retaliation KJ.

PRO TIP: include Haggis.

Go ape shit

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Damn trophy hunters, I tell you.

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

You should PM NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt , Artoris or Nitty_Grimes . You can try Hops but he'll prolly keeps pushing for an happy einding.

I don’t do extras or happy endings sorry.

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[VN1X]

It's Friday somewhere! Right?

Pretty sure that's how it works.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

It's Friday somewhere! Right?

Pretty sure that's how it works.

Friday is a mindset which you can manifest at any time.

Ask @nightmare-slain he knows.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Friday is a mindset which you can manifest at any time.

What are we manifesting tonight, boo boo?

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I'd rather groom it about 1.3 cm long. And that goes for the inner thigh as well..

ATK Hairy FTW.

Armpits shaved cause I like to french kiss them.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

What are we manifesting tonight, boo boo?

Wait let me think....

Hmm..probably finishing the latest Mind Unveiled video and shoarma with loads of veggies in a Lebanese wrap.

And at last hoping I encounter you in my dreams being the world's best unicyclist ♡

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Hope about yourself Mr Hops?

 

[sedg87]

Start my new job tomorrow. Hops, my good sir, how long before I can swoop in and start taking coworkers lunches? I thought I'd wait a week.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Start my new job tomorrow. Hops, my good sir, how long before I can swoop in and start taking coworkers lunches? I thought I'd wait a week.

Congratulations Sedge!!!

I hope your first day will leave a great impression on you ♡

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Oh btw. First day ofcourse. No one will think it's the "new guy"

 

[sedg87]

Congratulations Sedge!!!

I hope your first day will leave a great impression on you ♡

Thanks mate. It's working nights and the factory is quiet on a night so hopefully help with my anxiety. And it's only a mile from home.

 

[VN1X]

Watching The Northman (second viewing)

LEKKER VOOR EEN PASTA PESTO MAALTIJD!

 

[West Texas CEO]

Hope about yourself Mr Hops?

Listening to Wagner and Taco Bell.

My usual way of listening to Wagner is an hour of an opera playing in the background while I'm fapping.

Good for the mind and body.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Thanks mate. It's working nights and the factory is quiet on a night so hopefully help with my anxiety. And it's only a mile from home

I'm sure it will.
Prolly a lot less stimuli coming at you.
Good for you man, really! ♡

LEKKER VOOR EEN PASTA PESTO MAALTIJD!

NL or Ggle Translate ??

 

[VN1X]

I'm sure it will.
Prolly a lot less stimuli coming at you.
Good for you man, really! ♡



NL or Ggle Translate ??

Van de Appie! Lekker man.

^Sorry non-Dutch GAF but this is super colloquial and untranslatable and so we have a secret understanding now so fuck you!

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Listening to Wagner and Taco Bell.

My usual way of listening to Wagner is an hour of an opera playing in the background while I'm fapping.

Good for the mind and body.

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