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John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
We are still LIVE and I got nothing to say.
Starfield Starfield Starfield Starfield.
Starfield Starfield Starfield Starfield.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Spinnin reckys whilst ethereal
ThatStupidLion
Member
Im alive.
lego masters with the kids.
Wife confirmed cuddles late night.
Gonna have a beer. Maybe purple haze.
Lake trip for the holiday weekend.
Happy friday witches
lego masters with the kids.
Wife confirmed cuddles late night.
Gonna have a beer. Maybe purple haze.
Lake trip for the holiday weekend.
Happy friday witches
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Dr.Morris79
Gold Member
I'm absoluttely rat arsed on prosecco. And it's Friday, now Saturday. Every fucket has gone to bed and i'm now down here on my lonesome reading Gaf. God bless you all.
Dr.Morris79
Gold Member
Only just seen thisAnyway... what happend toDr.Morris79 lovely sisters?
Oh hell no, they're not my sisters, they're my missus'. And my god, I've never known a more insane bunch of humans...
I wouldnt wish them on anyone
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
Today I've reacted a lot with 
It's because I love you guys and this community. Today I am Dr. LOVE
It's because I love you guys and this community. Today I am Dr. LOVE
Dr.Morris79
Gold Member
Today I've reacted a lot with
It's because I love you guys and this community. Today I am Dr. LOVE
A not so interesting fact. Kiss and Rage against the machine were playing in London at some point in the 90's, I was a hardcore Ratm fan back then. My mate, his brother and me went along. It was early afternoon and we had the great idea to get wreked. I was five ciders in and my mates brother pulled out a bag of speed, I had some. Next thing I remember is waking up at 9pm, i'd missed both bands and fell aslepp on a train to cambridge. I woke up on that train with a ticket conducter telling me to do one..
Had to ring my poor old dad to pick me up, fifty odd miles away..
I still regret it to this day that not only did I not see any of my favourite bands, I also had to piss my old man off to pick me up
Grildon Tundy
Member
When I was 20, I went to a Creed concert. Got out and downed a beer before my buddies got out of the car. Had about 8 in an hour in the parking yard, took an unholy 10-minute dump in a porta-potty and when I walked out, a dude yelled at me because his pregnant girlfriend was waiting on me. I was like, "Dude I'm not the one who got her pregnant." Then I slept through the opening act and woke up during "My Sacrifice" and when we left, we had a pile of beer cans on the windshield, so we turned on the wipers and took off. Good times.A not so interesting fact. Kiss and Rage against the machine were playing in London at some point in the 90's, I was a hardcore Ratm fan back then. My mate, his brother and me went along. It was early afternoon and we had the great idea to get wreked. I was five ciders in and my mates brother pulled out a bag of speed, I had some. Next thing I remember is waking up at 9pm, i'd missed both bands and fell aslepp on a train to cambridge. I woke up on that train with a ticket conducter telling me to do one..
Had to ring my poor old dad to pick me up, fifty odd miles away..
I still regret it to this day that not only did I not see any of my favourite bands, I also had to piss my old man off to pick me up
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
That should almost go in the "Memorable concerts" threadA not so interesting fact. Kiss and Rage against the machine were playing in London at some point in the 90's, I was a hardcore Ratm fan back then. My mate, his brother and me went along. It was early afternoon and we had the great idea to get wreked. I was five ciders in and my mates brother pulled out a bag of speed, I had some. Next thing I remember is waking up at 9pm, i'd missed both bands and fell aslepp on a train to cambridge. I woke up on that train with a ticket conducter telling me to do one..
Had to ring my poor old dad to pick me up, fifty odd miles away..
I still regret it to this day that not only did I not see any of my favourite bands, I also had to piss my old man off to pick me up
kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
Everyday I post on NeoGAF
Everyday I post on NeoGAF
Everyday I post on NeoGAF, yeah
Username Kanjo, password *REDACTED*
Everyday I'm posting on NeoGAF dot com
Console warriors fear me, I say what I want
I post anything, and no one wants to fight
The mods respect me, I'm a rightful man
I never make trouble for any kind of fan
Ape Escape memes, I made a 100 of them
If you think that's easy, sit down and listen
Cause Kanjo is my name and posting is my game
But I never claimed to do anything for fame
Everyday I post on NeoGAF
Everyday I post on NeoGAF, yeah
Username Kanjo, password *REDACTED*
Everyday I'm posting on NeoGAF dot com
Console warriors fear me, I say what I want
I post anything, and no one wants to fight
The mods respect me, I'm a rightful man
I never make trouble for any kind of fan
Ape Escape memes, I made a 100 of them
If you think that's easy, sit down and listen
Cause Kanjo is my name and posting is my game
But I never claimed to do anything for fame
kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
V1LÆM
Gold Member
please make more!!
what do you want your fans to be called? KBz? Kanjos? Zooies?
i'll stan u so hard (do people still say that???)
kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
Kanjo's little bitches
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VN1X
Banned
I apologize for all of my reports but someone has to do all the janitorial shit around here.
V1LÆM
Gold Member
then that's it! I'll be your little bitch
kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
nightmare-slain, you're so lame
you act so tough but you got no game
if you want to fight me you're out of luck
I make Ape Escape memes because I don't give a fuck
Go to bed?? How about no
Only one who will sleep is gotta be you
GAF is my place, you're only a visitor
So chill the fuck down or I'll call my sister
gravy, chip, fish, and beans
Doesn't make a difference to me my dear
you act so tough but you got no game
if you want to fight me you're out of luck
I make Ape Escape memes because I don't give a fuck
Go to bed?? How about no
Only one who will sleep is gotta be you
GAF is my place, you're only a visitor
So chill the fuck down or I'll call my sister
gravy, chip, fish, and beans
Doesn't make a difference to me my dear
V1LÆM
Gold Member
V1LÆM
Gold Member
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Fucking legend.
V1LÆM
Gold Member
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
You gotta respond with your own diss track. WORLDSTAR
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
I think I feel a rap battle coming on!
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
I would do it, but unfortunately I spilled my mom's spaghetti.
V1LÆM
Gold Member
oh do you worry G-Hopz (
West Texas CEO
) i've completed my retaliation diss trick and going to upload it
kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
I'll ruin you if you upload it.
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Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
This is how the battle will play out:
V1LÆM
Gold Member
kanjobazooie
u tryn'a say now bear?hey kanjo it ain't fish it's cheese
go to bed? no bitch, i'll go once you're dead!
ape escape, the fucks that?
there will be sirens once i fuck you up!
how am i out of luck? you don't wanna square go?
shite bag! you the the one that got ain't no game!
neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha
neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha
you just a silly fucking teddy bear!
carryin' about a stupid ass bird
cause you ain't got no real one haha
shut yo bear ass mouth
or i'll shut it for you!
shut yo bear ass mouth
or i'll shut it for you!
neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha
neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha
yo yo yo yo back off bear or you'll be dead!
go to bed? no bitch, i'll go once you're dead!
ape escape, the fucks that?
there will be sirens once i fuck you up!
how am i out of luck? you don't wanna square go?
shite bag! you the the one that got ain't no game!
neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha
neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha
you just a silly fucking teddy bear!
carryin' about a stupid ass bird
cause you ain't got no real one haha
shut yo bear ass mouth
or i'll shut it for you!
shut yo bear ass mouth
or i'll shut it for you!
neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha
neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha
yo yo yo yo back off bear or you'll be dead!
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ÆMNE22A!C
NO PAIN TRANCE CONTINUE
A M A Z I N G 
kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
hey kanjo it ain't fish it's cheese
go to bed? no bitch, i'll go once you're dead!
ape escape, the fucks that?
there will be sirens once i fuck you up!
how am i out of luck? you don't wanna square go?
shite bag! you the the one that got ain't no game!
neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha
neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha
you just a silly fucking teddy bear!
carryin' about a stupid ass bird
cause you ain't got no real one haha
shut yo bear ass mouth
or i'll shut it for you!
shut yo bear ass mouth
or i'll shut it for you!
neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha
neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha
yo yo yo yo back off bear or you'll be dead!
You got a chorus and everything.
ÆMNE22A!C
NO PAIN TRANCE CONTINUE
hey kanjo it ain't fish it's cheese
go to bed? no bitch, i'll go once you're dead!
ape escape, the fucks that?
there will be sirens once i fuck you up!
how am i out of luck? you don't wanna square go?
shite bag! you the the one that got ain't no game!
neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha
neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha
you just a silly fucking teddy bear!
carryin' about a stupid ass bird
cause you ain't got no real one haha
shut yo bear ass mouth
or i'll shut it for you!
shut yo bear ass mouth
or i'll shut it for you!
neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha
neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha
yo yo yo yo back off bear or you'll be dead!
You guys are incredible!
Wearing a big ass smile on my face!
ÆMNE22A!C
NO PAIN TRANCE CONTINUE
You got a chorus and everything.
Yeah that was rough.
Ice cold Nightmare. Ice cold yo.
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Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
hey kanjo it ain't fish it's cheese
go to bed? no bitch, i'll go once you're dead!
ape escape, the fucks that?
there will be sirens once i fuck you up!
how am i out of luck? you don't wanna square go?
shite bag! you the the one that got ain't no game!
neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha
neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha
you just a silly fucking teddy bear!
carryin' about a stupid ass bird
cause you ain't got no real one haha
shut yo bear ass mouth
or i'll shut it for you!
shut yo bear ass mouth
or i'll shut it for you!
neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha
neogafs my turf yo
neogafs my turf haha
yo yo yo yo back off bear or you'll be dead!
kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
So how's your weekend people?
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
It looks like @nightmare-slain just killed it, along with everything else, lol
ÆMNE22A!C
NO PAIN TRANCE CONTINUE
V1LÆM
Gold Member
is that before or after?
The Guacamole I made last night.
Was pretty darn good!
V1LÆM
Gold Member
lol no probSorry for that weird ass turn lol. And pretty cringe I used those tortilla chips as decorations
i have tortilla chips beside me i am gonna pop open.
ÆMNE22A!C
NO PAIN TRANCE CONTINUE
kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
Is this what you normally eat after murdering innocent gaffers?lol no prob
V1LÆM
Gold Member
you ain't dead yet
kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
V1LÆM
Gold Member
u ain't in heaven yet bitch
V1LÆM
Gold Member
kanjobazooie
i hehe like M J
cause K B is crippled!
u thought u be wide?
but u got fucked deep!
remember bear,
neogafs mine!
remember bear,
neogafs mine! hehe!
if u weren't a bear
u'd be a fuckin monkey
if u ain't a bear
u a fuckin monkey!
K B just a stupid fuckin bear he ain't shit. he make dumb ass fake ass rap tunes but i school 'im. he wanna bird but gotta buy one hehehehe. get back in yo place bear cause N G is mine!!
remember bear,
neogafs mine!
remember bear,
neogafs mine! hehe!
ow! hehe! shamone motherfucker!
cause K B is crippled!
u thought u be wide?
but u got fucked deep!
remember bear,
neogafs mine!
remember bear,
neogafs mine! hehe!
if u weren't a bear
u'd be a fuckin monkey
if u ain't a bear
u a fuckin monkey!
K B just a stupid fuckin bear he ain't shit. he make dumb ass fake ass rap tunes but i school 'im. he wanna bird but gotta buy one hehehehe. get back in yo place bear cause N G is mine!!
remember bear,
neogafs mine!
remember bear,
neogafs mine! hehe!
ow! hehe! shamone motherfucker!
kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
i hehe like M J
cause K B is crippled!
u thought u be wide?
but u got fucked deep!
remember bear,
neogafs mine!
remember bear,
neogafs mine! hehe!
if u weren't a bear
u'd be a fuckin monkey
if u ain't a bear
u a fuckin monkey!
K B just a stupid fuckin bear he ain't shit. he make dumb ass fake ass rap tunes but i school 'im. he wanna bird but gotta buy one hehehehe. get back in yo place bear cause N G is mine!!
remember bear,
neogafs mine!
remember bear,
neogafs mine! hehe!
ow! hehe! shamone motherfucker!
I'm a corpse. I can't retaliate.
kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
The monkey screech samples though.
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