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[Maiden Voyage]

It's Maiden on the cut, liftin' 6 on your stitchy crew
I'm miles ahead of you, you can sip my bitches brew
My battle status is burnin' mansions from Dallas to Malibu
Check my résumé, your residence is residue

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Oh 22, I want you too
Please come save me from my imminent doom

Please come and save me from my ball petting zoo

 

[V1LÆM]

It's Maiden on the cut, liftin' 6 on your stitchy crew
I'm miles ahead of you, you can sip my bitches brew
My battle status is burnin' mansions from Dallas to Malibu
Check my résumé, your residence is residue

A worthy opponent has appeared!

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Yo everyone, tis Nitty Grimes on the mic
Gotta take this slowly or your heart rates will spike
As British as fish and chips and a nice cup of tea
Ya'll better not be taking the piss out of thee...

Yo.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

A worthy opponent has appeared!

I stole it from Zach De La Rocha.

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

This is now a thread about reciting poetry.

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

This is now a thread about reciting poetry.

A worthy activity while suffering from dysentery.

 

[V1LÆM]

This is now a thread about reciting poetry.

What you mean now? kanjobazooie has been writing poetry all along!

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

A worthy activity while suffering from dysentery.

I not had to google translate that.

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Yes not to be confused with the 80s tv series Dynasty - though the same effects can be obtained by watching it.

 

[V1LÆM]

Dysentery: what comes out kanjobazooie and not from the bottom but top.

You’re bloody shit, bear!

 

[kanjobazooie]

Dysentery: what comes out kanjobazooie and not from the bottom but top.

You’re bloody shit, bear!

Well I hope you bring a HAZMAT mask because I'm stinking up this place this Friday night.

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Only on Friday?

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

It's Maiden on the cut, liftin' 6 on your stitchy crew
I'm miles ahead of you, you can sip my bitches brew
My battle status is burnin' mansions from Dallas to Malibu
Check my résumé, your residence is residue

I stole it from Zach De La Rocha.

 

[badblue]

Well I hope you bring a HAZMAT mask because I'm stinking up this place this Friday night.

100% unrelated to that, I'm off on a holiday tomorrow.

A very long holiday.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

It's hot af right now.

Those fiery posts don't help

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

100% unrelated to that, I'm off on a holiday tomorrow.

A very long holiday.

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

A very long holiday.

Where do you go?

 

[V1LÆM]

It's hot af right now.

Those fiery posts don't help

I had to go for a cold shower. Tomorrow is going to be even hotter

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Where are you going Daddyblue?

Edit: beaten like West Texas CEO by his sister

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I had to go for a cold shower. Tomorrow is going to be even hotter

Good call. Been taking cold showers for about 16/17 months now daily and they aren't doing that much right now.

 

[badblue]

Headed to the coast with the wife for a 5 day stay at an ocean side resort spa.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

As with Hops I'd like to make a poem/rap about our resident sailor. But alas. I must confess me ol' English wouldn't do justice. In a time where justice was kinda in limbo.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Headed to the coast with the wife for a 5 day stay at an ocean side resort spa.

Wish you and your misses the best times Nitty! ♡

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Wish you and your misses the best times Nitty! ♡

Ain't me mate!!

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

Ain't me mate!!

Merely just a reading comprehension test.

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Must of been

See what I did there...

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Ain't me mate!!

Merely just a reading comprehension test.

Wish you and your misses the best times Daddyblue ♡

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I failed you all

 

[West Texas CEO]

Ain't me mate!!

In defense of ÆMNE22A!C , you blue boys do all kind of look alike .

 

[V1LÆM]

I failed you all

I am disappointed in you.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I am in love with you.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

In defense of ÆMNE22A!C , you blue boys do all kind of look alike .

Blue boy? What's this Dallas slang? Speak english midget. You cuck eating piece of cake!



#Jealous

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

For the record. I'm using Grildon Tundy 's way of the emoji....

 

[badblue]

In defense of ÆMNE22A!C , you blue boys do all kind of look alike .

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Sorry for the mix up.

It is Hops fault

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

That’s okay for a few minutes I was married.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

That’s okay for a few minutes I was married.

You and me both brother

Darn that insidious Hops!

 

[West Texas CEO]

I am eating egg salad with arugula right now.

I'm not sure what I'll be snacking on for the epic rap battle..

 

[badblue]

I am eating egg salad with arugula right now.

 

[West Texas CEO]

That’s okay for a few minutes I was married.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I am eating egg salad with arugula right now.

So fancy...

 

[badblue]

That’s okay for a few minutes I was married.

We can still pretend if you want.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

There’s someone for everyone.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

So they say.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Even bold people

 

[West Texas CEO]

that face when ÆMNE22A!C still hasn't edited his mistaken post.