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[Maiden Voyage]

 

[kanjobazooie]

T-minus 30 minutes.

"One must die and one must live. No victory, no defeat. The survivor will carry on the fight. It is our destiny. The one who survives will inherit the title of Clown, and the one who inherits the title of Clown will face an existence of endless cringe."

 

[V1LÆM]

 

[kanjobazooie]

Did you say goodbye to your neighbors? Cause you're going to Kanjoville and never leaving it.

 

[V1LÆM]

Did you say goodbye to your neighbors? Cause you're going to Kanjoville and never leaving it.

I'm bored of the trash talk. This could've been settled by now but you gotta piss about.

 

[Big Baller]

 

[kanjobazooie]

I'm bored of the trash talk. This could've been settled by now but you gotta piss about.

ÆMNE22A!C built this place. Had to wait.

 

[V1LÆM]

ÆMNE22A!C built this place. Had to wait.

k

 

[kanjobazooie]

Pagin ÆMNE22A!C come back or nightmare will diss all of gaf.

 

[kanjobazooie]

How about we make a voting thread to make it exciting?

 

[V1LÆM]

Better be ready bear 7 mins

 

[kanjobazooie]

Better be ready bear 7 mins

?

How about we make a voting thread to make it exciting?

 

[V1LÆM]

?

Fuck off. I'm posting ready or not

 

[V1LÆM]

1 minute

 

[kanjobazooie]

Fuck off. I'm posting ready or not

A voting thread would be more hype.

 

[V1LÆM]

ÆMNE22A!C Maiden Voyage West Texas CEO Con_Z_ǝdʇ get in now!!!

Spoiler: Lyrics

(oh fuck off!)

Yo, yo, shout out to the Friday Night Crew!
It’s 22:22, and I’m here to destroy Kanjo Bazoo!
This beat’s a Maiden Voyage, something fresh something new!
I’m snackin’ on German’s lunch cause that's how I do!
The Con-Z-Ept’s in my head and I can’t hide! Here we go it’s Friday fuckin night!

Look out Kanjo you better pray!
I’m your nightmare, and I’m here to fucking slay!
In this rap game, you're my prey,
I'll fuck you up for fun every friday!

Dumb bear what u tryna say?
Sucking on fingers, playing with mouse balls all day?
Ya smell so rank, dysentery’s yo game
Already hit the limit, what a fucking shame!
You’re bloody shit! Say my name, say it again, say my name!

It's fucking Nightmare Slain!

He picked up his pen, tried to spit some bars
his rhymes are more like wishes on birthday cards!
When I’m done with you you'll be on your arse
I’ll put you back in the fucking graveyard!

Many times have I killed u now? (1, 2, 3) Well make this four!
I‘ll be laughing as I pop a 9, reload, and unload more!
Zombie bear, it’s not rain, it’s piss
Zombie bear, try again, I promise I won’t miss!

back at the start I was your biggest fan.
Shit, I’d’a been ur very own stan! unprovoked u hit me wit a diss!
So bitch bear here’s ya Glasgow kiss!

No time for sleep or food,
cause I'mma fucking destroy you!
up since 3 AM writing this song till the PM!
I’m no hobbit, forget bout breakfast.
The only thing that'll break is your jaw with this right fist!

 

[kanjobazooie]

Oh fuck its happening

 

[kanjobazooie]

Spoiler: Lyrics

That idiot nightmare thinks he got me last time
But he doesn’t know the kinda person I am
Stories and legends tell about me, man
Allow me to teach you, sit down be a fan

When life was created I was there to make it work
I walked the earth before mankind ever spoke
Science and knowledge are based on my book
The pyramids are inspired by a shit I took

Ok, I think I went too far…

Enough about me, let’s talk about Slain
You know that guy, he’s so fucking lame
But I don’t want my words to go in vain
So let’s take a look at his username

Nightmare? Hah, That’s when you see me
You close your eyes, but cannot escape me
Go pray that you never ever dream about me
Maybe god will listen and you’ll sleep without me

Slain? Kiss my soulsborne ass
You act so tough but you’re all just sass
Bury the hatchet and keep it in the past
Or I swear you’ll never ever fucking last

Because I told you before, simple and plain
The name is kanjo and posting is my game
Bears and monkeys all walk on my lane
Now I’ll end it and go cut my mane

 

[kanjobazooie]

Motherfucker wrote a whole book about me

 

[kanjobazooie]

What the fuck did he just post

 

[kanjobazooie]

I didn't know we were supposed to make gangster rap

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I'm here! Had to hurry. 4 minutes late.

 

[kanjobazooie]

Mine is a fucking lullaby.

 

[kanjobazooie]

Don't make that voting thread.

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

So... who is dead now...?

 

[V1LÆM]

ÆMNE22A!C hurry up and listen

 

[kanjobazooie]

I was deceived.

 

[V1LÆM]

ÆMNE22A!C stop reacting to all the old posts man!!!

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Sorry, when does the rap battle start?

 

[kanjobazooie]

Was I brought back to life just to be slaughter again?

 

[V1LÆM]

Sorry, when does the rap battle start?

 

[kanjobazooie]

I'm starting to think that he really hates me.

 

[V1LÆM]

gonna be here all day waiting for ÆMNE22A!C to catch up lol

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

So many build up shit posts to go through but fuck.

PUTTING ON HEADPHONES

YEAAAAAH BOIIIII

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

So many build up shit posts to go through but fuck.

PUTTING ON HEADPHONES

YEAAAAAH BOIIIII

Anticipation is half the fun.

 

[kanjobazooie]

Anyone wants to 1v1 me in Starfield?

 

[V1LÆM]

thanks for the gold Maiden Voyage

 

[kanjobazooie]

Thanks for gafting my failure Maiden Voyage !

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

ÆMNE22A!C Maiden Voyage West Texas CEO Con_Z_ǝdʇ get in now!!!

Spoiler: Lyrics

(oh fuck off!)

Yo, yo, shout out to the Friday Night Crew!
It’s 22:22, and I’m here to destroy Kanjo Bazoo!
This beat’s a Maiden Voyage, something fresh something new!
I’m snackin’ on German’s lunch cause that's how I do!
The Con-Z-Ept’s in my head and I can’t hide! Here we go it’s Friday fuckin night!

Look out Kanjo you better pray!
I’m your nightmare, and I’m here to fucking slay!
In this rap game, you're my prey,
I'll fuck you up for fun every friday!

Dumb bear what u tryna say?
Sucking on fingers, playing with mouse balls all day?
Ya smell so rank, dysentery’s yo game
Already hit the limit, what a fucking shame!
You’re bloody shit! Say my name, say it again, say my name!

It's fucking Nightmare Slain!

He picked up his pen, tried to spit some bars
his rhymes are more like wishes on birthday cards!
When I’m done with you you'll be on your arse
I’ll put you back in the fucking graveyard!

Many times have I killed u now? (1, 2, 3) Well make this four!
I‘ll be laughing as I pop a 9, reload, and unload more!
Zombie bear, it’s not rain, it’s piss
Zombie bear, try again, I promise I won’t miss!

back at the start I was your biggest fan.
Shit, I’d’a been ur very own stan! unprovoked u hit me wit a diss!
So bitch bear here’s ya Glasgow kiss!

No time for sleep or food,
cause I'mma fucking destroy you!
up since 3 AM writing this song till the PM!
I’m no hobbit, forget bout breakfast.
The only thing that'll break is your jaw with this right fist!

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I didn't know we were supposed to make gangster rap

Bring the heat on a response track. The show ain’t over until the fat lady sings!

 

[V1LÆM]

nah i'm going back into retirement. going out on a high!

 

[kanjobazooie]

Bring the heat on a response track. The show ain’t over until the fat lady sings!

I can't spit bars like he does. My English pronunciations aren't that good.

 

[V1LÆM]

I can't spit bars like he does. My English pronunciations aren't that good.

You done a great job mate! Let's put it behind us??

By the way where are you from?? I can't recognise the accent.

<3

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Spoiler: Lyrics

That idiot nightmare thinks he got me last time
But he doesn’t know the kinda person I am
Stories and legends tell about me, man
Allow me to teach you, sit down be a fan

When life was created I was there to make it work
I walked the earth before mankind ever spoke
Science and knowledge are based on my book
The pyramids are inspired by a shit I took

Ok, I think I went too far…

Enough about me, let’s talk about Slain
You know that guy, he’s so fucking lame
But I don’t want my words to go in vain
So let’s take a look at his username

Nightmare? Hah, That’s when you see me
You close your eyes, but cannot escape me
Go pray that you never ever dream about me
Maybe god will listen and you’ll sleep without me

Slain? Kiss my soulsborne ass
You act so tough but you’re all just sass
Bury the hatchet and keep it in the past
Or I swear you’ll never ever fucking last

Because I told you before, simple and plain
The name is kanjo and posting is my game
Bears and monkeys all walk on my lane
Now I’ll end it and go cut my mane

 

[kanjobazooie]

I can roast his ass in Levantine Arabic but he wouldn't understand.

 

[V1LÆM]

fuckin boooo!!

just kiddin

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Damn guys i need some processing time holy mother of that is unholy

 

[V1LÆM]

hol' up

does this mean you like or hate mine????

 

[kanjobazooie]

You done a great job mate! Let's put it behind us??

By the way where are you from?? I can't recognise the accent.

<3

I don't think anyone on the planet has my bizarre accent.

 

[kanjobazooie]

So, I'm dead again.

Just another Friday.