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[22:22:22]

pls no long posts. ty

too confusing

Wat doe je stoer vriend?

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Too much wine..

 

[DeceptiveAlarm]

I'm at Rob Zombie / Alice Copper tonight with my daughter and her friend. It's a different crown then when I saw Zombie at Ozz Fest 20 years ago. Or we all just got old.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

I'm at Rob Zombie / Alice Copper tonight with my daughter and her friend. It's a different crown then when I saw Zombie at Ozz Fest 20 years ago. Or we all just got old.

You saw Alice?

You lucky sod

 

[DeceptiveAlarm]

You saw Alice?

You lucky sod

I saw zombie. I never saw Alice but he's dual headlining tonight so I will.

 

[22:22:22]

Too much wine..

Just had to make up my bed and make dinner (if we even get to it, it's past midnight) while pretty buzzed. At least it's my time to choose my "depressive weird music" her words lol

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Just had to make up my bed and make dinner (if we even get to it, it's past midnight) while pretty buzzed. At least it's my time to choose my "depressive weird music" her words lol

I'm in the same boat almost. I'm trying to make cocktails, i've bought everything, just made her a pina colada and it tastes like utter shit

I'm just going back to my weird music an all, either Doves or Radiohead, we'll see, it's her turn to make the cocktail anyway..

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Yo, I don't want to toot my own horn here, but if there any publicly-traded undertaker stocks in Scotland, now would be a good time to buy, buy, buy. The casket business is going to be facing a shortage when these bodies drop.

The next time we see Nightmare-slain's name, it'll be on the ban page with the note saying, "User requested."

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Lyrics
Beat
Parental sex

History fittin to be made

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Skoop de whoop poopity scoop

Let me introduce myself, they call me Maiden
Top shelf, my rhymes are life changing
Across from me, my enemy is Nightmare
His mom’s fuzzy pussy, I treat with care

Youth league is over, can’t make it to the majors
Incel forever, except with fellow wankers
His rhymes are pathetic, mine poetic
Don’t understand it--he’s a dialectic

Kanjo might be dead, but I’m still kickin’
His mommy gives me head before she sticks my dick in
I’ll tighten on his nuts, clicking like a ratchet
Until one of them busts, then we’ll bury the hatchet

One more gorey storey before we all go in,
Mare’s mom’s very hairy, there and everywhere in,
Out, all around, and bound to be chaffing,
Scraping, now I’m scheduling a damn shaving

Turns out she’s a furry, dreaming her pussy gets bazooied
Escort Mare out in a hurry, now my words you must heed
The morale to this story, don’t fight in a hurry
Unless you’re worthy, to face Maiden’s fury


Nightmare-slain…? He’s been verbally caned, torn apart, and rearranged

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Parental sex

Jesus, that just took me back to the 80's

They were playing horses, they told me. I believe them.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Awesome work, gentlemen!
This thread by far deserves its gold status because of you guys.

In fact, I think @nightmare-slain and kanjobazooie have just released gold albums.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I forgot to mention Maiden Voyage 's contributions.

It's so hard to keep up!

You guys rock!

...and occasionally rap, too.

 

[Rentahamster]

Well well well..

Took a break selling drugs from space huh?

 

[Dr.Morris79]

My absolute favourite drunk tune! The missus and me still argue over this..



He so killed her.

 

[badblue]

 

[Toots]

So, I'm dead again.

Just another Friday.

I wouldn’t say you’re dead as much as you have ascended to a higher plane of existence, as demonstrated by the heavenly bells in the background of your track.
You feel as if you were unprepared, but who could have guessed @nightmare-slain would hire dr dre and spend hours in studio overdubbing on an a capella track ?!
All in all you both did great and raised the bar of rap battle to the unprecedented heights.
Thank you for your service.

 

[kanjobazooie]

Thanks for avenging me. I'll watch over you when you climb Everest.

I noticed that every time you fuck up, you always bring up the fact that english is not your first language. You did same thing in your mouse balls touching thread. Lol. When are you going to come up with a different excuse? At least be original

Have some empathy, brother.

 

[nightmare-slain]

going to buy one of these again

and find a DAW to download. I can't remember if the keyboard came with one last time I bought it. Ableton seems to be a popular choice but it's too expensive I'll probably fuck about with it for a few hours and get frustrated lol. I really want to make music but I'm not creative enough to make beats and tunes. I'm not a rapper and want to make electronic music like EDM/synthwave shit.

 

[kanjobazooie]

going to buy one of these again

and find a DAW to download. I can't remember if the keyboard came with one last time I bought it. Ableton seems to be a popular choice but it's too expensive I'll probably fuck about with it for a few hours and get frustrated lol. I really want to make music but I'm not creative enough to make beats and tunes. I'm not a rapper and want to make electronic music like EDM/synthwave shit.

My only experience with music before our rap beef was with this bad boy here:

I miss that game.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

That was fun boys. GGs all around.

 

[22:22:22]

A WINNER IS YOU

 

[22:22:22]

Thanks for the effort and fun everyone.
Highly appreciated!

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Bro I was high as fuck when I came up with those lyrics. I should have spent more time on Mare and less on his hairy mom.

 

[22:22:22]

Bro I was high as fuck when I came up with those lyrics. I should have spent more time on Mare and less on his hairy mom.

im not sure what to say

 

[Maiden Voyage]

im not sure what to say

Drugs are bad m'kay

 

[nightmare-slain]

My only experience with music before our rap beef was with this bad boy here:

I miss that game.

fuuck i remember that.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Jesus Christ I love this dumb website. Seriously kanjobazooie and @nightmare-slain you are both legends in my book. I love the creativity you both showed. You guys make this place such an enjoyable experience. Much props and much love to you both.

What a fun couple of weeks.

 

[kanjobazooie]

Jesus Christ I love this dumb website. Seriously kanjobazooie and @nightmare-slain you are both legends in my book. I love the creativity you both showed. You guys make this place such an enjoyable experience. Much props and much love to you both.

What a fun couple of weeks.

No, I wanna thank YOU GUYS for ruining me. I was once an innocent gaffer but you people peer-pressured me into becoming a maniac.

Con_Z_ǝdʇ even liked my very first post back in June 2021. I was being targeted since day 1.

Hello, people.

Thank you to the admin who approved my account!

 

[nightmare-slain]

So what ya all up to this fine saturday????

 

[22:22:22]

This thread was a mistake

It's a joke m'kay

 

[Maiden Voyage]

So what ya all up to this fine saturday????

Watching Andrew Reynolds interviews while I sip my morning cuppa. When that's done, I'll work on some projects around the house.

This thread was a mistake

This thread is the best one on the entire website after the Respect Mia Khalifa's Rebrand.

 

[nightmare-slain]

This thread was a mistake

It's a joke m'kay

I'm taking it fuckin serious i'll have u know

 

[22:22:22]

So what ya all up to this fine saturday????

Slept in. Made coffee with a used filter because I was out. Upon checking if the coffee was done I was made aware that there was still coffee left over from the day before so it was spilling out. That was a nice suprise /s

Did some cleaning and that's it. Not sure what to do yet for the rest of the day is hot AF and humid.

 

[22:22:22]

I'm taking it fuckin serious i'll have u know

 

[22:22:22]

Jesus Christ I love this dumb website. Seriously kanjobazooie and @nightmare-slain you are both legends in my book. I love the creativity you both showed. You guys make this place such an enjoyable experience. Much props and much love to you both.

What a fun couple of weeks.

I wholeheartedly agree!

Thanks everyone! 🌬

 

[nightmare-slain]

I wholeheartedly agree!

Thanks everyone! 🌬

Who says shits done?

 

[22:22:22]

This thread is the best one on the entire website after the Respect Mia Khalifa's Rebrand.

High praise & fair enough

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Who says shits done?

Bring the heat

 

[22:22:22]

Who says shits done?

Bring the heat

 

[22:22:22]

You got your wish Marry.

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

Hello, people.

Thank you to the admin who approved my account!

Wow, time flies by.

No, I wanna thank YOU GUYS for ruining me. I was once an innocent gaffer but you people peer-pressured me into becoming a maniac.

Con_Z_ǝdʇ even liked my very first post back in June 2021. I was being targeted since day 1.

You went from Pipotchi to Pipo and now you accuse me of being the Specter?! You went far beyond the blue Peak Point light on your own!

 

[nightmare-slain]

Oh, look, here I go slayin' again!

22:22:22 kanjobazooie Maiden Voyage West Texas CEO Con_Z_ǝdʇ GET FUCKIN IN HERE!!!!

Spoiler: Lyrics

alright imma only do this once....

Yo, yo, shout out to the Saturday Night Crew!
It’s 22:22, and I’m here to destroy Kanjo Bazoo!
N Voyage, for clappin back we're fuckin through!
I’m snackin’ on German’s lunch cause that's how I do!
Got a new Con-Z-Ept in my head, mon along for the ride!
Here we, here we, here we fuckin go it’s Saturday night!

Poor Kanjo, hows your grave, eh?
I’m your nightmare, and I fuckin slayed!
In this rap game, you're my prey,
I'll kill you for fun every Saturday!

Dead bear what u tryna say?
Sucking on fingers, playing with mouse balls all day?
Ya smell so rank, failure's yo fame!
Already hit the limit, what a fucking shame!
You’re bloody shit! Say my name, say my name, say my name!

It's fucking Nightmare Slain!

He picked up his pen, tried to spit some bars
his rhymes are more like wishes on birthday cards!
Now I'm through with you you're on fuckin your arse
How's it being back in the graveyard?

Many times have I killed u now? 1, 2, 3, 4 fucking 5!
Kill you again, again, again and you're still alive?
Zombie bear, it’s not rain, it’s piss
Zombie bear, didn't I promise I wouldn't miss?

Back at the start I was your biggest fan!
Shit, I’d’a been ur very own stan! Unprovoked u hit me wit a diss!
So bitch bear here’s ya Glasgow kiss!

No time for sleep or food,
cause I'mma fucking destroy you!
Up since 3 AM writing this song till the PM!
I’m no hobbit, forget bout breakfast.
Only thing that broke was your jaw with this tight diss!

R.I.P in peaces, Kanjo!
u didn't even know my potential!
Here I go, ready to go, got more fuckin ammo!
Surrender? Nah, I don't fuckin think so!

Not even 24 hours after...
Voyage defended his fellow gaffer!
Your stupid tune was a fucking joke
You coulda killed me with laughter!
Try spit these lyrics, you'd fuckin choke!

PM askin to do a track with a robo?
Mate, I'm fucking better than that, bro!
Stop tryna spit, go listen to your vinyl
N suck a gummie, cause you ain't on my level!

Scottish, yer favourite language, admit it!
Well, how you feel getting killed in it?
Sippin on a cuppa in the fucking morning...
Bitch, all of NeoGaf's in mourning!

Dead sailor, what u tryna say?
Chewin on gummies, playing with wood all day?
Ya smell like seaman, u got shit aim!
You're fuckin beaten, what a fucking shame!
You’re bloody shit! Say my name, say my name, say my name!

It's fucking nightmare slain!

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Oh, look, here I go slayin' again!

22:22:22 kanjobazooie Maiden Voyage West Texas CEO Con_Z_ǝdʇ GET FUCKIN IN HERE!!!!

Spoiler: Lyrics

alright imma only do this once....

Yo, yo, shout out to the Saturday Night Crew!
It’s 22:22, and I’m here to destroy Kanjo Bazoo!
N Voyage, for clappin back we're fuckin through!
I’m snackin’ on German’s lunch cause that's how I do!
Got a new Con-Z-Ept in my head, mon along for the ride!
Here we, here we, here we fuckin go it’s Saturday night!

Poor Kanjo, hows your grave, eh?
I’m your nightmare, and I fuckin slayed!
In this rap game, you're my prey,
I'll kill you for fun every Saturday!

Dead bear what u tryna say?
Sucking on fingers, playing with mouse balls all day?
Ya smell so rank, failure's yo fame!
Already hit the limit, what a fucking shame!
You’re bloody shit! Say my name, say my name, say my name!

It's fucking Nightmare Slain!

He picked up his pen, tried to spit some bars
his rhymes are more like wishes on birthday cards!
Now I'm through with you you're on fuckin your arse
How's it being back in the graveyard?

Many times have I killed u now? 1, 2, 3, 4 fucking 5!
Kill you again, again, again and you're still alive?
Zombie bear, it’s not rain, it’s piss
Zombie bear, didn't I promise I wouldn't miss?

Back at the start I was your biggest fan!
Shit, I’d’a been ur very own stan! Unprovoked u hit me wit a diss!
So bitch bear here’s ya Glasgow kiss!

No time for sleep or food,
cause I'mma fucking destroy you!
Up since 3 AM writing this song till the PM!
I’m no hobbit, forget bout breakfast.
Only thing that broke was your jaw with this tight diss!

R.I.P in peaces, Kanjo!
u didn't even know my potential!
Here I go, ready to go, got more fuckin ammo!
Surrender? Nah, I don't fuckin think so!

Not even 24 hours after...
Voyage defended his fellow gaffer!
Your stupid tune was a fucking joke
You coulda killed me with laughter!
Try spit these lyrics, you'd fuckin choke!

PM askin to do a track with a robo?
Mate, I'm fucking better than that, bro!
Stop tryna spit, go listen to your vinyl
N suck a gummie, cause you ain't on my level!

Scottish, yer favourite language, admit it!
Well, how you feel getting killed in it?
Sippin on a cuppa in the fucking morning...
Bitch, all of NeoGaf's in mourning!

Dead sailor, what u tryna say?
Chewin on gummies, playing with wood all day?
Ya smell like seaman, u got shit aim!
You're fuckin beaten, what a fucking shame!
You’re bloody shit! Say my name, say my name, say my name!

It's fucking nightmare slain!

You're in so much trouble once I finish my chores for the day bucko.

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

Oh, look, here I go slayin' again!

22:22:22 kanjobazooie Maiden Voyage West Texas CEO Con_Z_ǝdʇ GET FUCKIN IN HERE!!!!

Spoiler: Lyrics

alright imma only do this once....

Yo, yo, shout out to the Saturday Night Crew!
It’s 22:22, and I’m here to destroy Kanjo Bazoo!
N Voyage, for clappin back we're fuckin through!
I’m snackin’ on German’s lunch cause that's how I do!
Got a new Con-Z-Ept in my head, mon along for the ride!
Here we, here we, here we fuckin go it’s Saturday night!

Poor Kanjo, hows your grave, eh?
I’m your nightmare, and I fuckin slayed!
In this rap game, you're my prey,
I'll kill you for fun every Saturday!

Dead bear what u tryna say?
Sucking on fingers, playing with mouse balls all day?
Ya smell so rank, failure's yo fame!
Already hit the limit, what a fucking shame!
You’re bloody shit! Say my name, say my name, say my name!

It's fucking Nightmare Slain!

He picked up his pen, tried to spit some bars
his rhymes are more like wishes on birthday cards!
Now I'm through with you you're on fuckin your arse
How's it being back in the graveyard?

Many times have I killed u now? 1, 2, 3, 4 fucking 5!
Kill you again, again, again and you're still alive?
Zombie bear, it’s not rain, it’s piss
Zombie bear, didn't I promise I wouldn't miss?

Back at the start I was your biggest fan!
Shit, I’d’a been ur very own stan! Unprovoked u hit me wit a diss!
So bitch bear here’s ya Glasgow kiss!

No time for sleep or food,
cause I'mma fucking destroy you!
Up since 3 AM writing this song till the PM!
I’m no hobbit, forget bout breakfast.
Only thing that broke was your jaw with this tight diss!

R.I.P in peaces, Kanjo!
u didn't even know my potential!
Here I go, ready to go, got more fuckin ammo!
Surrender? Nah, I don't fuckin think so!

Not even 24 hours after...
Voyage defended his fellow gaffer!
Your stupid tune was a fucking joke
You coulda killed me with laughter!
Try spit these lyrics, you'd fuckin choke!

PM askin to do a track with a robo?
Mate, I'm fucking better than that, bro!
Stop tryna spit, go listen to your vinyl
N suck a gummie, cause you ain't on my level!

Scottish, yer favourite language, admit it!
Well, how you feel getting killed in it?
Sippin on a cuppa in the fucking morning...
Bitch, all of NeoGaf's in mourning!

Dead sailor, what u tryna say?
Chewin on gummies, playing with wood all day?
Ya smell like seaman, u got shit aim!
You're fuckin beaten, what a fucking shame!
You’re bloody shit! Say my name, say my name, say my name!

It's fucking nightmare slain!

 

[kanjobazooie]

Wow, time flies by.



You went from Pipotchi to Pipo and now you accuse me of being the Specter?! You went far beyond the blue Peak Point light on your own!

You keep Pipotchi's name out of your fukcin mouth.

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[Elder Legend]

Oh, look, here I go slayin' again!

22:22:22 kanjobazooie Maiden Voyage West Texas CEO Con_Z_ǝdʇ GET FUCKIN IN HERE!!!!

Spoiler: Lyrics

alright imma only do this once....

Yo, yo, shout out to the Saturday Night Crew!
It’s 22:22, and I’m here to destroy Kanjo Bazoo!
N Voyage, for clappin back we're fuckin through!
I’m snackin’ on German’s lunch cause that's how I do!
Got a new Con-Z-Ept in my head, mon along for the ride!
Here we, here we, here we fuckin go it’s Saturday night!

Poor Kanjo, hows your grave, eh?
I’m your nightmare, and I fuckin slayed!
In this rap game, you're my prey,
I'll kill you for fun every Saturday!

Dead bear what u tryna say?
Sucking on fingers, playing with mouse balls all day?
Ya smell so rank, failure's yo fame!
Already hit the limit, what a fucking shame!
You’re bloody shit! Say my name, say my name, say my name!

It's fucking Nightmare Slain!

He picked up his pen, tried to spit some bars
his rhymes are more like wishes on birthday cards!
Now I'm through with you you're on fuckin your arse
How's it being back in the graveyard?

Many times have I killed u now? 1, 2, 3, 4 fucking 5!
Kill you again, again, again and you're still alive?
Zombie bear, it’s not rain, it’s piss
Zombie bear, didn't I promise I wouldn't miss?

Back at the start I was your biggest fan!
Shit, I’d’a been ur very own stan! Unprovoked u hit me wit a diss!
So bitch bear here’s ya Glasgow kiss!

No time for sleep or food,
cause I'mma fucking destroy you!
Up since 3 AM writing this song till the PM!
I’m no hobbit, forget bout breakfast.
Only thing that broke was your jaw with this tight diss!

R.I.P in peaces, Kanjo!
u didn't even know my potential!
Here I go, ready to go, got more fuckin ammo!
Surrender? Nah, I don't fuckin think so!

Not even 24 hours after...
Voyage defended his fellow gaffer!
Your stupid tune was a fucking joke
You coulda killed me with laughter!
Try spit these lyrics, you'd fuckin choke!

PM askin to do a track with a robo?
Mate, I'm fucking better than that, bro!
Stop tryna spit, go listen to your vinyl
N suck a gummie, cause you ain't on my level!

Scottish, yer favourite language, admit it!
Well, how you feel getting killed in it?
Sippin on a cuppa in the fucking morning...
Bitch, all of NeoGaf's in mourning!

Dead sailor, what u tryna say?
Chewin on gummies, playing with wood all day?
Ya smell like seaman, u got shit aim!
You're fuckin beaten, what a fucking shame!
You’re bloody shit! Say my name, say my name, say my name!

It's fucking nightmare slain!

Fucking finally. A mouse ball diss!

So are you going to write another lullaby for us to listen to this weekend? kanjobazooie

 

[nightmare-slain]

 

[West Texas CEO]

holy sh*t!