FRIDAY NIGHT [OT] - Official NeoGAF Weekend Kickoff

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So, I'm going in to log in to NeoGAF today, and right where it says to put in your username, I typed...

"neogaf" :(
 
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I tried to pay with my healtcare card because it's also orange. It's funny.

Donald Trump GIF by CBS News
 
I was born a ginger and even though I'm a Daywalker the sun and especially the humidity are my kryptonite.

I'd rather add layers to get comfy.
You can't remove your skin if it gets too hot 😁
 
Say no more!


Going on vacation as a kid with my family to Old Orchard, Wildwood or Cape Cod my mom would always force me to wear a t-shirt to go in the ocean.
I didn't want to look like a pussy so I'd get rid of it and soon after I would be lobster red.

Then spend the next 2 days watching TV in the motel room covered in Nivea cream 😃

I also remember riding the small waves on my tummy with a mini styrofoam surfboard.
My aunt Lise was close by (She was a hot nurse).
As I'm walking towards the beach to take a break she gets hit in the back by a big wave and her dentures pop out.
She's laughing and scrambling to get them back as we're all standing with our mouths open.
She puts them back in, looks at us and says "Oh my that was wild! WHAT!?"

The wave had also taken out her bikini top 😆
 
Infrastructure/machine/etc design was brilliant. Harkonnen fireworks ffs


Buuu but it has brutalist architecture and young protagonist boo boo.

I'm not easily impressed.
 
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Life Pro Tip:

Identify the plants you are removing from the yard.

Last thing you'd want to do is unknowing rip up a giant hogweed and get the poison sap all over your bare skin and then use the rest room.

(not me, my dad)
 
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