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[MrS]

Into what?

In to next week

 

[triplestation]

HAMBURGER

 

[Elektro Demon]

Now that I think about it, my wife's cousin is the same with me. She always grabs my arms and squeezes tight when we're about to finish conversing. Just before saying goodbye.

God damnit you're all so lucky. I have to pay to get laid and yall got access to free outer marital pussy.
You lucky bastards.

 

[triplestation]

God damnit you're all so lucky. I have to pay to get laid and yall got access to free outer marital pussy.
You lucky bastards.

hey you are lucky you can just pay

 

[Stouffers]

In to next week

What if next week is her time of the month?

 

[MrS]

What if next week is her time of the month?

Rainbow kisses incoming

 

[davepoobond]

just screw your wife thinking it is her sister, works wonders, i'm sure

 

[Bolivar687]

You need to send her a clear and discrete signal that you're not interested. Just be prepared for the event that it fucks with her psychologically and she decides she needs to up the ante.

 

[Paulxo87]

life is short you better get up in that ass before she changes her mind. you will regret not having done so one day on your deathbed

 

[triplestation]

You need to send her a clear and discrete signal that you're not interested. Just be prepared for the event that it fucks with her psychologically and she decides she needs to up the ante.

i think he's very interested

and so is she (assuming she in fact is not helping her sister test his faith)

this is quite a pickle

this is something very strangely interesting about women i find, is that once you're cleared as part of the pack, you are suddenly sexually accessible.. like you've been scanned for cooties and now you're clear for consumption, shortly after my cousin got married his (NEW) wife starts hitting on me like it's nothing

 

[KingdomHeartsFan]

life is short you better get up in that ass before she changes her mind. you will regret not having done so one day on your deathbed

He'll regret it when he's divorced, his wife takes half his shit and he can't see he child unless his wife says its okay because fathers are treated like second class citizens to judges.

He has no control over whether his wife finds out, eventually her sister is gonna feel so guilty and she'll spill the beans.

 

[triplestation]

He'll regret it when he's divorced, his wife takes half his shit and he can't see he child unless his wife says its okay because fathers are treated like second class citizens to judges.

He has no control over whether his wife finds out, eventually her sister is gonna feel so guilty and she'll spill the beans.

 

[HellforLeather]

This is my wifes sister we talking about here. Wife comes from a good looking family, my wife is deff a stunner but her sister has the slight edge.

Why didnt you get the good one?

 

[Nikana]

This is the fakest god damn story ever.

 

[DESTROYA]

Can’t wait for the next thread where you yell out your sister in laws name when having sex with your wife .

 

[The Pleasure]

I hear the song why can't we be friends when you tell your wife you want to smash her sisters pussy.

 

[triplestation]

^ the goddam doctor professor has entered the building

 

[REE Machine]

Why didnt you get the good one?

Read a few posts above to get answer

 

[GAMETA]

Well, depends solelly on the version. Does she have GameCube controllers?

 

[REE Machine]

is the sister in law married? how close are your wife and her sister? they in good terms? maybe talk to your wife about it and let her know? don't make it a big deal. don't even try to have your wife confront her. just inform her about it so she understands that you're aware of such things going on and you are in no way trying to act on it or anything.

alternatively, figure out a way for a threesome could also be nice if your wife is up for it.

Not married and hasnt been in a relationship for atleast 4 years, so she begging for a smash. Shes even told
Me before that she wants a mushroom tip in her sugar walls and misses sex. Also my wife and her and very close, im not going to act on it but even if I did I know I wouldnt get away with it either.

 

[Swauny Jones]

It's a trap LOL

 

[Ionian]

Blinding your wife's sister with a VR headset (when she had never played games) just to get a sneaky rub of her tits;

Sounds like something that would be in an 80's film.

Gotta respect that.

 

[REE Machine]

This is the fakest god damn story ever.

Go save the world Jason, your only regret is you never smashed the pink one with zordon watching.

 

[Come On Tars]

This is my wifes sister we talking about here. Wife comes from a good looking family, my wife is deff a stunner but her sister has the slight edge.

So everytime she comes over when my wife isnt paying attention I catch her glancing over at me, smiling and then looking away.

Biggest sign ever was recently my brother in law got a vr system and she asked what it was and I told her and she asked if he had any scary games, so I let her put on the headset and let her walk around the spooky house in re7. Shes never played games before so i told her to move her head around and I'd help her control the sticks by guiding her thumbs across the analogues together and shit. Her tits are massive, pretty close to being D's and she has the controller right by them and every now and then when i was helping her character move in the game she would move it closer to her honkers and slightly move it up and down so my thumb and fingers would graze them often. Standing their at full mast while she playing a horror game and is what makes me think is having me cop a feel every now and then as well as randomly biting her lip.

fucking hell boys, fucking hell. Had an ice cold shower after that one.

Biggest thing I’m into was this RE7 VR on pc? How is the experience knowing it’s not official VR support?

 

[Ten_Fold]

OP, you gotta smash, you only live once, take that shit too the grave. Now I can see it being a big problem after the first one if u hit it right.

 

[-Arcadia-]

Don't play with fire OP. Even if you have no intention to ultimately get with her, letting this persist could lead to a huge spur-of-the-moment mistake.

The best thing you can do is put this out of your head right now.

Think about the kind of person that would do that to her sister, as well. How would you feel if your brother was making physical moves on your wife?

 

[REE Machine]

Blinding your wife's sister with a VR headset (when she had never played games) just to get a sneaky rub of her tits;

Sounds like something that would be in an 80's film.

Gotta respect that.

I didnt initiate the rub, was all her and could tell my her expressions on the lower part of her face she liked it.

 

[manfestival]

Stealth not so humble brag the thread.

 

[REE Machine]

Biggest thing I’m into was this RE7 be on pc? How is the experience knowing it’s not official be support.

Psvr so ps4 pro and its awesome, tits included.

 

[Nikana]

Go save the world Jason, your only regret is you never smashed the pink one with zordon watching.

Zordon held the camera. Slut

 

[REE Machine]

Zordon held the camera. Slut

Nah that was Tommy while going in on you, you know the green ranger rocks the cock.

 

[Ionian]

I didnt initiate the rub, was all her and could tell my her expressions on the lower part of her face she liked it.

The lord works in mysterious ways.

 

[REE Machine]

The lord works in mysterious ways.

Your telling me, nothing like be full mast during a vr game horror while my finger slides across her chest, hell man.

 

[Nikana]

If you dont have pics you got nothing.

 

[REE Machine]

If you dont have pics you got nothing.

How am I going to take picks while she plays but I help her move the analogues with both because she hasnt played games before....im not going to be like when she having my hands feel her tits go
"Hol up, i need to grab some pics"

 

[OnThePathToWisdom]

It's not worth it dude. Nothing good will come from this. Absolutely nothing. Only bad will come. Your wife will find out, and your marriage will end or become terrible.

Not to mention the damage you will inflict on your family. Are those couple of minutes of pleasure really worth your marriage and life?

 

[Nikana]

How am I going to take picks while she plays but I help her move the analogues with both because she hasnt played games before....im not going to be like when she having my hands feel her tits go
"Hol up, i need to grab some pics"

Who the fuck said take action shots? You are talking up these women like they are Carmen Electra. Give us some wanking material of these women. Dont act like you dont have an Only Fans with your wife.

 

[Patrick S.]

As good as it might feel to smash, just think about the pain you would cause your wife.

Just use enough lube.

 

[REE Machine]

Who the fuck said take action shots? You are talking up these women like they are Carmen Electra. Give us some wanking material of these women. Dont act like you dont have an Only Fans with your wife.

Where the hell did I say they compare to carmen electra? I said generally they come from a good looking family but give her sister the edge, and her sister just has a huge set of tits, like what? Have you interacted with people and or women before? Just because I find them attractive doesnt mean you will nor am I comparing to star studded celebs.

 

[TyphoonStruggle]

Pretend to be gay for your brother-in-law instead.

 

[Nikana]

Where the hell did I say they compare to carmen electra? I said generally they come from a good looking family but give her sister the edge, and her sister just has a huge set of tits, like what? Have you interacted with people and or women before? Just because I find them attractive doesnt mean you will nor am I comparing to star studded celebs.

Chill bro. Sarcasm

 

[hariseldon]

hey you are lucky you can just pay

We all pay in the end.

 

[triplestation]

We all pay in the end.

in one way or another, absolutely

 

[Romulus]

I wanna see pics of these chicks. Halloween costumes are perfect for sex appeal and to stay anonymous.

 

[hariseldon]

It's not worth it dude. Nothing good will come from this. Absolutely nothing. Only bad will come. Your wife will find out, and your marriage will end or become terrible.

Not to mention the damage you will inflict on your family. Are those couple of minutes of pleasure really worth your marriage and life?

Yes.

 

[Astral Dog]

Don't do it smash those lustful desires with a cool shower and an old std educational movie , seems like you have a good relationship with your wife and a beautiful child together its not worth to even think it over.

However, you can your wife her sister put her boobs in your hands in a jokingly way to see how she reacts because dude that sounds like a weird position to be in be discreet but find a way

 

[Vyse1800]

Consider creating a new 'concerned about ms/xbox' thread in order to get all your frustrations off your chest.

 

[Nikana]

Consider creating a new 'concerned about ms/xbox' thread in order to get all your frustrations off your chest.

 

[Frito_Pendejo]

Does she cover her tits when you stare at them....key detail

 

[lock2k]

This is my wifes sister we talking about here. Wife comes from a good looking family, my wife is deff a stunner but her sister has the slight edge.

So everytime she comes over when my wife isnt paying attention I catch her glancing over at me, smiling and then looking away.

Biggest sign ever was recently my brother in law got a vr system and she asked what it was and I told her and she asked if he had any scary games, so I let her put on the headset and let her walk around the spooky house in re7. Shes never played games before so i told her to move her head around and I'd help her control the sticks by guiding her thumbs across the analogues together and shit. Her tits are massive, pretty close to being D's and she has the controller right by them and every now and then when i was helping her character move in the game she would move it closer to her honkers and slightly move it up and down so my thumb and fingers would graze them often. Standing their at full mast while she playing a horror game and is what makes me think is having me cop a feel every now and then as well as randomly biting her lip.

fucking hell boys, fucking hell. Had an ice cold shower after that one.

Give her a smashburger and tell her to fuck off.